#my next serious tav is a whiboy LG pally durge with the hots for fangs but he's still on the beach 😔rip

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for the tav asks, can I get 12 for tal, 14 for your bard, 6 for your durge, and 26 + 27 for all three?

helo and thank u sm! pics of the hoes first: tal being cunty, big dick durge, and Poppyseed the bard:

12 for Talzheir: If they were at a corporate or school-sanctioned group bonding event and someone asked them to say one fun fact about themself, what workplace-appropriate fact would they choose?

Perfect question for him honestly because he's one of those "my truth is too deranged for you normie bitches" people (he's my oc, after all). He'd say that he met a fey prince, once. just in passing, of course, on a completely consensual visit to the Underdark, and no, he doesn't remember their name, why would he?

14 for Poppyseed: How late do they leave their gift shopping before birthdays / christmas / any other event where gift-giving is required?

Absolutely until the last minute, then forget, and try to bullshit their way out of it. Doesn't exactly have a list of longterm friends, wonder why?

6 for the Dark Urge: Hobby or interest they are most embarrassed about?

😳

26: Favourite farm animal?

Goat for Tal (stubborn, silly), Sheep for Nerium (fluffy, relatable), and Chicken for Poppyseed (kindred soul in loudly announcing their presence at the inopportune times and pissing everyone off).

27: Name a toxic trait of theirs that is really just a beige flag at best.

never heard of a beige flag, that's so funny to me. weird freak habit

Tal: Tries to get away with doing things by the book only enough to make them successful, then just does it his own way. Ex: fudges spells a lot, pissing certain wizards off. If he had a phone he'd just jolt it every now and then to recharge it and ruin the battery rather than getting up to plug it in. casts disintegrate and wastes his highest level spell slot instead of getting off his ass and cleaning. etc

Nerium: named hremself (bad combination of "herself" and "themself") after a flower because some hunky elf suggested it. offers bad monk advice to people despite 1) not at all having inner peace in the soul and 2) said advice being completely useless to the situation.

Poppyseed: genuinely everything. started beef with a child by climbing down a hole. considers said child a valid opponent. tossed a coin to decide on who to help in act 1 (tal at least put it to a vote). ruins serious moments as badly and fast as they possibly can.

thank u so much for this it was fun <3 bles

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