#my nerdy ass son????? expertly flippin a knife around like nobody's business??? it's more likely than you'd think
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rosinna · 8 years ago
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you know. never in my life did i think i would ever be referring to fuckin scrawny ass lanky ass dutch irish dick simmons as daddy but, here we are.
simmons flippin’ gene like nothin and whippin out that knife.
in the year of our lord 2017.
simmons wielding that knife like a badass mother fucker.
me, calling him daddy, like the shameless bitch i am.
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