#my nerdy ass son????? expertly flippin a knife around like nobody's business??? it's more likely than you'd think
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you know. never in my life did i think i would ever be referring to fuckin scrawny ass lanky ass dutch irish dick simmons as daddy but, here we are.
simmons flippin’ gene like nothin and whippin out that knife.
in the year of our lord 2017.
simmons wielding that knife like a badass mother fucker.
me, calling him daddy, like the shameless bitch i am.
#personal#rvb#rvb15#rvb spoilers#rvb15 spoilers#minor spoilers#just hey simmons uses a knife and i'm annoyed at how into it i am actually#shrug emoji#i have no shame about anything at this point#I'M JUST CHANNELING MY INNER GRIF OKAY#you know when he realized that was simmons with the knife he was into it™#if i don't see at least one fic between them bringing up how into it he was i'm suing sjakdgl;ajs#no but really did you see that?#cause like when i realized the one with the knife was simmons i was S H O O K#like my edges were truly snatched wtf#my nerdy ass son????? expertly flippin a knife around like nobody's business??? it's more likely than you'd think#there were a few moments like that that really did it for me this episode tbh#don't EVEn get me started on tucker's kick later on#MMMFFFFFF#that's actually my sexuality#tucker handling his sword like an expert is my actual sexuality#can you imagine how fast wash woulda been on tucker's dick had he been there to see that?#w o w#we are blessed#look i have a lot of emo feeling about this episode trust#this episode fucked me up to the nth degree s2g#but i already had like a 3 hour phone convo with robin about it so asjdgkajsdglkasjgd#i've gotten my feeling out but TRUST i have a lot and will be crying about it all week#but yeah that knife shit was mmm good shit 10/10 quality content#can you believe i unironically and without thinking just called simmons daddy when i saw that
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