#my mom's shitty ex bf just announced over text that yesterday was his last night in the house
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WE FUCKING WIN THESE!!!!
#my mom's shitty ex bf just announced over text that yesterday was his last night in the house#after fucking bunkering himself in the back bedroom like he was trying to secede from the household for two weeks#good fucking riddance i hope i never see your face again o7#i have been home alone all week with his unemployed ass coming in and out at erratic times#i cannot wait for it to be reliably empty again#i know this has nothing to do with anything I've posted on here I'm just so excited lol#anyways fuck that guy for real#hope you slept horribly in that twin sized lightning mcqueen race car bed the last two weeks#hope you're cursed forever to sleep on a twin sized mattress so on and so forth
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