#my mom started the story w 'remember when [childhood friend] was going through chemo and she wandered into our house and sang to the cat? | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

corvidaedream · 1 year

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my dad is undergoing cancer treatment and they gave him adavan, and on the way home from the hospital my mom stopped for some groceries and left her very very high husband in the car, and during that time he wandered into the store, shoplifted several fancy cheeses, and wandered back to the car to eat them.

#messages from the ouija board #my mom started the story w 'remember when [childhood friend] was going through chemo and she wandered into our house and sang to the cat?#thats the medication they put ur father on.'#im crying from laughing though like she told it really well but also??#my dad wandered into the Nice Grocery Store by the hospital and just stole expensive cheeses. what a crime!

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