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politicalprocrastinator · 20 days ago

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some bitches would appreciate the prequels better if they accepted that qui gon jinn is a hard working single mother who braided obi wan's padawan braid every morning and obi wan is that stoner babysitter that didn't graduate college but constantly gives you insane life advice

#obi wan literally wasnt qualified to be a jedi when he became a master he was just some fuckass kid drinking and smoking his way thru his #degree #this man wields a lightsaber like its a baseball bat cos hes been six pints deep outside a wetherspoons at 3am #this man is breeding edibles you've never heard of and also caring for a vulnerable child the two were never gonna mix #and before you tell me obi wan would never start a bar fight #he canonically starts a bar fight after taking a fucking shot in like the second scene of attack of the clones #my man's insane i love him but uncle owen was absolutely fucking right to keep him miles away from luke #bro would've probably been giving him shots at like 13 he doesn't give a fuck #sw #star wars #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn

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