#my five day 'vacation' of sorts has already been fucked over bc my father in law has been staying with us and he's a horrible houseguest

[grungusdollar]

was SO CLOSE to falling asleep when one of our baking pans we have hanging on the kitchen wall above the sink fell down (shitty command hook) and happened to hit and knock down the ONE dish nearby full of shit. so i had to pick up not just those but also a whole mess of grapes and watermelon that never got thrown away for some reason. and because i was almost asleep and then got woken up now my tummy hurts and my brain says clearly im supposed to be awake so no more sleep

[juleshq]

*  𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐠𝐨𝐬  here  and  do  i  have  the  tea  for  you  .  𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 is  back  in  bridgehampton  for  the  summer  ,  living  off  the 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐎 family  𝟐.𝟑 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧  net  worth  .  must  be  nice  to  come  back  home  to  the  hamptons  ,  i  wonder  what  her  fellow  class  of  2017  grads  think  of  her  return  .  you  know  ,  she  was  known  around  town  as  the  𝐂𝐎𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄 and  for  bhs  senior  superlatives  pronouns  was  crowned  as  𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐕𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐒 & 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐃 .  i  wonder  if  that  still  holds  true  today  ,  a  lot  can  change  when  you  go  off  to  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐘 and  study  𝐁𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘  .  either  way  ,  i  bet  she  is  still  very  𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 , 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐃 , 𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐓𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄  . hopefully  this  time  next  year  the  plans  to  𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋 come  true  .  in  the  meantime  ,  i  look  forward  to  seeing  her  blast  𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫 (𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐄) 𝖇𝖞 𝐤𝐚𝐥𝐢 𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐬  at  every  hamptons  function  .  it’s  going  to  be  a  wild  summer  home  ,  welcome  back  .

i  don’t  think  i’ve  EVER  been  this  excited  to  plot  and interact with a group of people ,  u  all  seem  like  such  beaut  ppl  &  i’m  in  love  already  but   i’m  a  little  . . .  intimidated  ADFJH .  anyways  ,  i’m  not  going  to  ramble  bc  i’m  ready  to  get  down  to  business  ,  i’m  sammie  &  i  go  by  she  /  her  pronouns  !  under  the  cut  is  a  long  bio  on  jules !  i  will  GLADLY  give  you  a  synopsis  on  this  chaotic  mess  pls  just  ask  ,  HERE  is  her  pinterest  board  please  ignore  the  sudden  amount  of  pins  of  just  her  , also  i’m  down  to  plot  here  or  on  discord  ,  my  discord  is  @ᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵈᵒˡˡᵃʳ ?#3246  

* / BASICS

full name: juliana kaia dicaprio

nicknames: jules , julie / juli 

age & dob: twenty-one , august 14th , 1998

place of birth: long island , new york .

sexuality: heterosexual ( that she knows off )

bender: cisfemale

* /  MORE BASIC INFO

languages: english, french, some spanish.

religion: catholic

education: high school , majoring in biology at stanford

occupation: unemployed

drinks, smokes, & drugs: all of the above

* / PERSONALITY

zodiac sign: leo

likes: dark chocolate , tea in the morning , white roses , instigating bad situations , wine , black coffee , the smell of freshly brewed coffee , talking with strangers , long travels , adventures , being called “ angel ” , popcorn , quick tex responders , products made with silk , athletes , crime shows / films , crowded rooms , glitter .

dislikes: fake designer bags , people who don’t know how to lie , f , people who wear pearls regularly , long text messages , voicemails , men who are cheap , people who chew with their mouth open , humming ,  thrift shops , water-poof mascara , the smell of grass , extensive planning , and arrogance & stupidity combined .

bad habits: breaking promises to herself & others , not thinking before doing , fixating with her hair when nervous .

secret talent: juggling

fears: aging terribly , being widowed , drowning , being buried alive .

positive traits: alluring , convincing , affectionate , ambitious / devoted , systematic .

negative traits: manipulative , conniving , deceitful , dishonest , subjective .

* / APPEARANCE

tattoos: dagger on right index finger , “ devil ” on left index finger .

piercings: three in each ear , cartilage .

* / FAMILY INFO.

parent names: claire boucher & david dicaprio .

parent relationship: divorced .

sibling names: annalise , ashton , keller , & wade .

sibling relationship: step siblings & half .

children: none .

pets: 2 family dogs on her moms side.

* / BIOGRAPHY

i’m sorry it got long

             𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐘𝐋𝐄𝐑’s entire childhood was spent in the spotlight -- her father was a huge rockstar in the 70's & 80's, and her mother a model . Claire spent her childhood between Florida , California , and New York , attending red carpets , premieres , etc. Claire attended Stanford to obtain a bachelor in science but was in and out of modeling in her teens and early twenties .

            𝐃𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐃 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐎  lived an affluent life more under the radar . His grandfather is CEO of JD banking , one of the four largest banks in the world . He attended Princeton as the rest of his family did . He got involved in the company business at a very young age as did his brothers , but went on to become the new CEO after his fathers unfortunate passing in 2002 .

            𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 was and will forever be her parents pride & joy . her parents were high school sweethearts & got married young -- at a twenty-two / twenty-three . they had been trying for two years to start their own family but jules’ mother struggled . thanksgiving in the hamptons , a dicaprio family tradition the day is engraved in her mothers memory , in 1997 , they announced to their family that after years of trying , they were pregnant .

            𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 grew up completely pampered ; bi-weekly trips to the nail salon with her mother and annual father-daughter trips . her mother was her best friend until she began morphing jules into what she thought was perfect . making sure she spoke at least one other language , was active in school , extracurriculars , how she presented herself . her mother cared about image due to her own childhood of growing up in the spotlight . besides the near brainwash to fit her mother’s image of perfect , everything was ideal &  ‘ normal ’ up until the summer before her freshman year of high school . her mother discovered the affair her father had been having for months with a woman he did business with . he claimed it was due to the fact that jules’ mother had returned to some normalcy and wanted to work again , modeling and doing some traveling , therefore he ‘ just missed her around ’ . jules was aware of everything going on  , heard the countless nights they spent arguing in the opposite wing of the house , she picked up on her father being late to family dinner because “ he had work to do ” . her parents tried their best to keep her in the dark for the sake of her sanity , innocence , and view on her father . jules went along with it all , the daddy’s girl in her was in denial for all of the months leading up to their divorce . at the end , her mother got full custody of her .

             𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄 came two “ yes ” parents . everything became a competition between the two , trying to one up the other ; who took jules on the better summer vacation , had the most over the top christmas morning , etc . it  was insanely manipulative & jules there wasn’t a time period where jules felt more alone ; not having a sibling to relate to , she was embarassed to tell her peers the real reason why her parents split , it was so cliché . both parents didn’t take too long to remarry , her father found another stay-at-home wife and her mother lucked out with a lawyer ten years older than she . her step-father had two daughtes & son with whom jules hated in the beginning – it  was a lot to take in and she was used to being the only child . her father went on to have a child with his new wife two years after their marriage . it was all an immense amount of change within seven years .

              𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 for jules had been constantly changing since the news of her father’s affair , she’d spend her summers & holiday’s going back & forth between each parents in the hamptons until her father moved to calabasas to be closer to his wife’s family as soon as the baby was born . jules had always been a wild , reckless child at heart and the divorce between her parents only allowed her to push her limits even more . the two-three years her parents spent processing their divorce were her golden years -- she could not get in trouble with her parents and they never got upset with her . she took advantage of it all and abused drinking , hanging out with boys , you name it . she loved the attention she received from any male figure -- it made up for the lack of attention she was getting from her father once he got the boot .

              𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐄 was where jules found her safe space ; she could be her wild self , far away from home and only a five hour drive from her father that she still rarely sees . she joined a sorority , joined the exec board , was forced to join french club by her mother , all while maintaining a 4.08 gpa .

           *  ` 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐄 jules has always been a wild child . she’s always had a desire for attention , all eyes & attention on her , though the B I R T H of her uncontrollable desire for attention from males stemmed after her parents divorce . the lack of attention from her father allowed her to realize her dad wasn’t the only one who could spoil her & every man was basically the same . she’s not super close with either of her dads at the moment and sees her father about three times a year , two of which are holidays & every now and then the spontaneous visit from him in cali .  

          𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 is a h u g e  cry baby in the sense that she hates not getting what she wants . its not on purpose most of the time , it’s the way she was raised and the nature of her parents . she’s never had to ask for anything twice & hates doing so . though she’s a huge cry baby , she will try her best to mask her actual tears . she does a good job of seeming innocent , she’s that one friend that is super sus & lies a lot & keeps secrets but somehow is so good at convincing people other wise ? she’s a huge flirt , even when she’s not doing it on purpose , it’s sort of a weird practice or habit she’s grown into ? she feels empowered in the weirdest way of owning men and being able to form their opinion of her for them , this stems from her newly founded daddy issues  it’s more so due to the fact that her relationship with her father began to diminish once he moved out . she is & has been on her “ fuck love ” rampage .

       𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 do whatever she wants and will hide her bad intentions . she lives for chaos , loves enjoys pushing limits & boundaries . she loves a game of cat & mouse / teasing just knowing she has someone in her grip is what helps her sleep at night . she is a bit crazy . . .  the type to watch someone’s snap score go up . def that type to block and unblock someone 238473 timES . she has an underlying need of approval from others and she almost needs to be liked by everyone she meets .

     𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 she wants to model & be a playboy bunny BUT her dad would literally disown her if she didn’t follow her family legacy and attend stanford or yale to use her brains for good . she’s in school to be a pediatrician because at the end of the day she loves children and always wanted to seek a job in the healthcare field . she has plans to attend yale’s medical school after her senior year is complete at stanford .

i really based her off of american beauty & angela in the movie ( if you’ve seen it omg ily ) g

[novapark]

Kelsey and the Contentious ones

So many comments! I can’t be lazy with you guys. :P

*thunks head on table* Aren't you boys here to win her heart, jeeze.

I maintain they all just wanted a cheap vacation.

gaiahypothesims replied to your photoset “Oh Kelsey.  “Why would you do that?! I don’t even know that I like you...”

There is a LOT of shenanigans going on here. ;)

And it honestly doesn’t slow down much for the first couple rounds. It takes her a bit to break into the friend zone with most of the guys. She just does wacky things and sometimes can be a little bitchy, lol. 

hureuf replied to your photoset “It’s not bullshit, it’s a respectful gesture is all. My family isn’t...”

Get your head out of the fucking hood and swoon this girl!

Or talk to each other at least! Instead they just awkward flirt. -.-’

hellokawaiipotato replied to your photoset “Man you guys really don’t wanna know how many versions of LP I’ve got...”

If only my computer could even handle caw worlds..

Aww I find some caw worlds run way better than EA stuff frankly. EA’s worlds can be thrown together pretty messy but it’s really a  hit or miss kind of thing. A lot of world creators like to give us everything which is awesome but hard on a computer. 

hellokawaiipotato replied to your photoset

gotta have those uni buckets

I think it appeared there when I exterminated the llama and I just was too lazy to remove it for like two rounds of eliminations, lol. 

aideybabessims replied to your photoset “They went to a bakery, Kelsey really loves bakeries. ”

Like her father <3

Oh yeah, that man and his cookies, lol. I really need to make sure he has a proper old man belly when he’s older in my story. No way he exercises enough to make up for his appetite and lifestyle.  

ciarasia replied to your photoset “Man you guys really don’t wanna know how many versions of LP I’ve got...”

omg i used to have different caw worlds that used LP as a base too! but eventually they all turned to shit and i stopped lmao.

Really how so? I mean all save files degrade over time. I used to just do custom save files cause my sims was the steam version for most of my simming and CAW wouldn’t open. I had one LP file that lasted five generations but that was before the ip patch, a lot of stuff went bad for me in that patch, lol. These I did myself of course and so far have run well. Didn’t end up using it for Raksha though, decided it was too much effort for a casual side challenge game. She’s kickin’ it in Roaring Heights. 

elisabettasims replied to your photoset “Most of the rest of the date consisted of Kelsey complaining about the...”

Your sims take their baked goods seriously. As well they should.

Well you know how much I loved to cook so pretty much all my sims sorta do. :) 

gaiahypothesims replied to your photoset “Hey Angelface, you sure are radiant this morning.”  “Aww thank you!...”

There are a LOT of very special creatures in this BC! lol

Sure are, lol. I did ask for it though and usually my BC’s aren’t like anyone elses.  I don’t mean to say that in a pretentious way at all, I just really want my sim to end up with who works best for them and their gameplay traits so I really push autonomy as hard as I can to see how my sim meshes with their options. The first one I did on tumblr for Francis, one of Bastian’s sons, the girls practically didn’t knowledge him half the time. Too busy bickering with each other. I ended it a little early cause the winner was so damn obvious, lol. She pretty much was the only one that liked him. He’s a massive pervert so it takes a special sort of girl and Cherry just happened to be the one. 

gaiahypothesims replied to your photoset “Well for the record you’re exactly what I’d hope you’d be.”  “You...”

THAT'S more like it Zeffer!

Hehe. He has his hits and misses. 

gaiahypothesims replied to your photoset “High five alright! ”

hahahah!!! Bromance!

Liam is friends with literally everyone. Like I think by the end of the first or second day I was peeking around their friendship sheets to see if there had been any drama while I was out and missed and I don’t think anyone in the household was under 30rp on his sheet. 

hellokawaiipotato replied to your photoset “High five alright! ”

and the two asshats decide to friend eachother

LMAO, you’re gonna hate all the boys by the end at this rate. “Girl should stay single.” 

hellokawaiipotato replied to your photoset “So how are you doing this lovely morning Kelsey? I hope you slept...”

Was that.. was that an insult?

I didn’t mean it to be. More like “you can imagine things but they rarely are what you think they’ll be” sort of comment rather than a slight on her. Liam’s like oppressively nice compared to the other guys. 

hellokawaiipotato replied to your photoset “Well for the record you’re exactly what I’d hope you’d be.”  “You...”

Hoe stfu you're girl repellent

BUAHAHAHAAA. I so enjoy your comments, thank you for the follow. 

aideybabessims replied to your photoset “Well for the record you’re exactly what I’d hope you’d be.”  “You...”

Yeah, I like him.....

I know it! haha, he is a fun dude. 

hureuf replied to your photoset “Hey Angelface, you sure are radiant this morning.”  “Aww thank you!...”

Lmfao don't worry no one is doubting your manhood

He’s the toughest mofo in that place... well maybe. There have been like six or seven fist fights and Kelsey was involved in all but one... so yeah. lol. Tough house. 

hellokawaiipotato replied to your photoset

when you try and don't succeed

Just hammer it the fuck in. 

the-shimmering-silwermoon replied to your photoset “Hey Angelface, you sure are radiant this morning.”  “Aww thank you!...”

OMW I can NOT with these men XD XD XD

They are all such troublemakers, lol. 

hellokawaiipotato replied to your photo

OF COURSE! *Waits for Zeff to fk shit up*

rotfl you’re like so against poor Zeff. He seems to be the most controversial figure so far in the peanut gallery overall though. 

belasims replied to your photo

'Good morning campers' lol...hopefully today will be a little better :)

We can all wish.. and then watch as all those wishes are thrown into the sun by Kelsey’s socially awkward trait. 

nonsimsical replied to your photo “Well that could have been better. ”

I'm lol'ing hard right now.

Hehe glad you’re enjoying it. Sometimes I feel like I trump up the exaggerated stuff a little to hard to the point my jokes aren’t funny but I still laugh at them and that’s what matters right? 

hellokawaiipotato replied to your photoset “So just look over here and tell us a little about yourself and why...”

GOD DAMMIT INTERVIEWER GUY STFU

The reality show people just like their juicy ass gossip. 

hellokawaiipotato replied to your photo “Umm.. Kelsey honey that’s not a healthy way to diffuse a tense...”

SHUT UP AND KISS ME DUCKFACE

“JUST LOVE ME ALREADY!!” 

hellokawaiipotato replied to your photoset “What the fuck is the matter with you?! You don’t just end an argument...”

I swear I thought the back of his jersey said "Harambe"

LOl I would have made a bigger point to show I think.  MEMES. SAPIEN SAPIEN MUST MEME. 

hellokawaiipotato replied to your photoset “What the fuck is the matter with you?! You don’t just end an argument...”

HER FACE IS HILARIOUS TO ME FOR SOME REASON

Cause it is! lol. I almost couldn’t justify keeping it in cause the dialogue wasn’t fitting originally but I forced it in there and it seems fine now. 

gaiahypothesims replied to your photo “Umm.. Kelsey honey that’s not a healthy way to diffuse a tense...”

She's just trying to make his mouth stop moving.

That is her favorite way to handle things when men say stuff she doesn’t like. Even when she despises them. Her dad didn’t date in front of her, like he kept that part of his life really apart from her, to the point she didn’t even know he had three other kids from another woman until she was a teenager. So I can’t imagine she knows how to handle romantic relationships well. Ti’s stance on her dating was essentially “over my dead fucking body.” 

gaiahypothesims replied to your photoset “Well that devolved quickly.  “Listen I’ve never met any of the actors...”

UH OH.... crash and burn!

Massively. Like I expected trouble but holy shit... 

gaiahypothesims replied to your photoset “Getting in Davy’s  wished chat.  “So don’t take this the wrong way but...”

CHILL out man... though.. if you get booted the Zeffy has a slightly better chance (SLIGHT because he's pretty failirific)

Let’s be honest here pretty much everyone is kind of at a disadvantage in this save, lol. Like I was saying in my last reply batch, I literally saw her friends with someone one moment and then one social run later they were in a fist fight. So she’s really good at putting people off when she gets into her bitchy mode.

  gaiahypothesims replied to your photoset “A might heavy handed on the foreshadowing with that last post eh?...”

DAMMIT ZEFF!!!! Wth is your problem??

I’m imagining she said something weird like.. “you’re really hot too, so how’s it hangin’ honey?” 

hellokawaiipotato replied to your photoset “ And she and Wyatt couldn’t even get past past an initial hello.  “I’m...”

*when your spray tan was supposed to attract the ladies*

BUAHAHAHAA. 

hellokawaiipotato replied to your photoset “Maybe things with Norris will go better.  “Yes I did do the piano for...”

This shet about to go awry real quick

It goes bad so quickly when it does sometimes, lol. Like a fucking avalanche.

 ciarasia replied to your post “I hit my upload limit. I don’t think this has happened since Francis’...”

omg 25 per day... i'm too scared of even doing 4 per day :D

LOL when I used to only post gameplay here it was like 20 posts a day every day for like the first year I was on tumblr, lol. I just figure people would unfollow me and sometimes I think they do, lol. 

ciarasia replied to your photoset “ And she and Wyatt couldn’t even get past past an initial hello.  “I’m...”

smh orange discrimination

Girl needs to get out of the woods more, meet people. Learn things, lol. 

msmidnightblonde replied to your photoset “ And she and Wyatt couldn’t even get past past an initial hello.  “I’m...”

Haha the poor guy! them darn inappropriate sims, saying and doing inappropriate thingssss.

LOL yeah they are the worst sometimes and the best... well not for themselves but for my amusement cause you know I soak in their failure like the loving and benevolent god I am. Earlier tonight Raksha was trying to hook up with fuckin’ Jarvis in my side game, he has that trait, their relationship was maxed but when she jumped into his arms he let her fall. I was like... “you fucking asshole,” had a good laugh, then proceeded to destroy his life. 

the-shimmering-silwermoon replied to your photoset “A might heavy handed on the foreshadowing with that last post eh?...”

LOL...men!! pfffft

And the ladies, we’re all ridiculous sometimes. Especially when it comes to romance. 

hellokawaiipotato replied to your photo “And now I’m swapping to my standard gameplay editing. My reshade...”

Pfft I don't edit at all

I didn’t for a long time but I think I’ve just been on tumblr long enough that the drive to have something shiny on my blog has really rubbed off on me, lol.