#my first science lecturer was the small town uni's resident Macro Mycologist and she was best friends with the resident Micro Mycologist.

[hasellia]

I am becoming a palaeontologist because it reminds me to honour the lonely little quiet kid who believed in destiny. That kid also swore an oath to make "I love Velociraptor" their dying words and I can't break that promise, it'll break their heart.

Paleontologist: I became a paleontologist because dinosaurs are cool

Astronomer: I became an astronomer because space is cool

Chemist: I became a chemist because explosions are cool

Archeologist: I became an archeologist because Indiana Jones is cool

Mycologist: I. Fucking. LOVE. Mushrooms.

Paleontologist: Uh…

Mycologist: IWillLiterallyMurderYouJustSoICanWatchFungiBreakDownYourDecayingRemainsDon’tTestMeBoneBoy