#my first playthru of tq my friends and i only called eliza 'grandma grease' and bobby 'john cena' and it just...stuck.

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Top 5 supermassive girls?

oh LORD how does one choose the ULTIMATE GIRL SQUAD??????? (these are in no particular order because i'm not about to rank these hashtag girlbosses 😎)

ashley brown. nerd in the streets, absolutely will sell you out to ensure her own survival in the sleet...s. *bill hader voice* this girl's got everything: anxiety, an embarrassing crush, really long sleeves, someone else's blood all over her, a desire to stab, a working understanding of monsters in horror movie situations...she's just...the best.

sam giddings. is there anyone out there who ISN'T in love with sammy??? i ask you. I ASK YOU!!! sam is all that is good in the world. she appreciates a good sweater. she just wants to take care of her friends. she maybe doesn't understand how to dress appropriately for winter situations, but you know what? we can forgive that because everyone needs to have SOME kind of flaw. she plays well off of EVERYONE and i want to give her the wooooorld.

kaitlyn ka. i came out of playing the quarry with one wish - and that wish was that kaitlyn was real so we could be besties. alas. 😔 so much of the random shit that comes out of her mouth reminds me of the random shit that comes out of my mouth (wanting to shrink her friends down and carry them around in her pocket comes to mind), and the moment she started singing the camp's theme song under her breath while waiting to see if she was about to die, i knew we were cut from the same cloth. oh i just love her. I JUST LOVE HER!!! and her little bee earrings???????? ADORABLE!!!

fliss dubois. supermassive has given us a lot of characters. supermassive has given us a lot of final girls. of all those characters and all those final girls, the only one i would trust with my life is fliss. oh i can't even count the ways i love fliss. she's so multi-faceted, and god just so BRAVE, like...i'm sorry, you put me in an unfamiliar hotel without shoes, i'm gonna start crying and ball myself up in a corner, meanwhile this girl was traipsing around tetanus hq in her bare feet doing gymnastics and shit.

eliza vorez. *chanting* grandma grease, grandma grease, grandMA GREASE!!!!!! no supermassive character has ever embraced their girl power quite as well as eliza, and i will stand by that. we stan an unsettling queen. that's what the kids are saying these days, right? right??????

ask me my top 5 anything!