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an-android-in-a-tutu · 2 years

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I was in Canadian Tire today looking wistfully at welding accessories and a big dude in camo pants walked up to look at power tools and he was accompanied by the faint but unmistakeable sound of alex jones' voice but I could not determine where it was coming from. Like I have to assume it was his phone but was he watching a youtube video? Listening to a podcast? Without headphones? In a public space? Sir we are here to look at expensive power tools and dream of owning them one day, there is No Room in this aisle for bigotry.

#briefly contemplated feeling unsafe before deciding I was too busy being baffled #humour #see theres a u in it cause Im canadian #which is another reason why mr. jones' presence was baffling #my dude we're in Canada we have perfectly good home grown bigots #we don't need to outsource #and frankly we shouldn't! regulations require a certain amount of canadian content for a reason!#you can listen to alex jones but for every seven episodes from him you have to watch three Jordan Peterson talks #I dont make the rules #the CRTC does

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