#my delulu era is back u guys

[i-cant-sing]

I just imagine Baldwin in Heaven going batshit insane whenever Y/N timejumps because erm??

"WHERE DID MY ANGEL GO ITS BEEN A FEW CENTURIES SINCE THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE- oh there you are lol, in the victorian era... YOU GOT PROPOSED!?!?!? AND YOU SAID YYEESSS???!?!? 🤬🤬😭😭"

no cause im crying thinking about baldwin just being an embodiment of a golden retirever, wagging his tail excitedly as he asks God if He could grant him his angel back???? like he just gives God the biggest, bluest eyes and goes- "please God? can I have my darling angel? can you just drop her in my lap again? its been sooo long-" and God just gives him the next big thing- live transmission of u time travelling!

and now he's just lying on his stomach, flapping his legs back and forth as he watches u go through one calamity after another, nearly crying and dying all over again everytime u cry, cheering u for escaping one love interest after another as it further cements in his head that YOU KNOW- your soul knows that you belong with him.

and then u saying yes to silas? i like to imagine baldwin being a "delulu is the solulu" kind of person, or. "the grass is greener where i water it" guy and he thinks u said yes because you miss baldwin and u know that silas, like every other man besides baldwin (aka ur soulmate) will eventually disappoint u, break ur heart, betray u and then kill u!

so this just ur way of speeding things up so that u could meet baldwin ur beloved soon!

[esti11a]

The Wrong Brother

MATCHMAKERS PART 2

PART 1 HERE : ‘MATCHMAKERS’

pairing : jude bellingham x reader

summary : when the fans mix up the two brother.

author’s note : helloo! so the first part went pretty viral (for me) in no time so I kinda rushed with this part. Hope you all like this! Kisses -L.

ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE

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yourusername lovely dovely

jobebellingham I’m so cute

yourusername ew

yourbestie GIRL-

yourusername what?

yourbestie KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON!!!!

yourusername never around my man😇

yourbestie 🤢🤮🤢🤮

fan7 Why this is so Jude coded not Jobe?

fan38 SO I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

fan3729 but Jude is dating someone else

fan927720 shhhh let us be delulu!

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yourusername 27m

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yourbestie I hate all men (especially yours)

yourusername he can pleasure me in other ways babe. Let’s keep him

yourbestie SKEBEBE GO AWAY AND TAKE YOUR PG PILLS

fan927 she is an icon.

jobebellingham Love that blue and red

yourusername Barca💙❤️

jobebellingham shame.

yourusername *on you for not having a taste*

fan29 they are so cute with Jobe!!!

fan201 YESSS

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jobebellingham 1m

With my only one🤍

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ONE MONTH LATER WITHOUT ANY SOCIAL MEDIA INTERACTION ON YOURNAME’S PROFILE

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yourusername getaway to NYC!!!!!

yourbestie you’re glowing!!!!!

yourusername 💕!

fan2926 so Jobe cheated right?

fan92 probably…..

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yourfriend4 💞💞

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judebellingham Nice one! +3 points for us. Hala Madrid!🤍

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judebellingham what?

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fan823 did you all saw that?

fan93 YES!!!

fan5 saw what?

fan823 Jobe’s ex (she got cheated on by him) commented ‘CUNT!’

fan5 She is a slut ugh!

mbappe9 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

judebellingham 💪🏾💪🏾

vinijr HALA MADRID💪🏾

judebellingham !!!!

realmadrid 🤍🤍🤍

judebellingham Best club!

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trentarnold66 WE ARE THE BEST MATCHMAKERS!!!!

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fan728 is he snoring?

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judebellingham EYYYYYY

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fan29383 told ya don’t do more fake drama

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realnadridwag Hello Newbie!🤍🤍 HALA MADRID!

yourusername Visca barca💙❤️

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judebellingham My barca fan❣️

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judebellingham good. now come back to bed.

trentarnold66 ew I have to vomit

vinijr We see them everyday bro-

fan728 WJENEH GUYS WE ARE STUPID

fan81 we are.

realmadrid her onky red flag is being a barca fan

yourusername this is why I’m wife material🥰

fan29 okay queen.

yourusername YOU ARE SO HOT. MY BF IS SO HOT! COME AND MAKE ME CREAM I MEAN SCREAM!😇😇😇😇🤪🤪🤪😝😝😝😝

fan28 guys she is out in the wild…..

judebellingham Babe-

fan3838 never give her a PR training🙏🙏🙏

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yourusername wag era

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judebellingham I love my name on your back

yourusername if you are smart I can have it on my ID card too😉😉

judebellingham I think come to the bath and let’s talk about it!

trentarnold66 Good match mate!

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trentarnold66 Oh…..

yourbestie LOVERRRRRR ERA TOGETHER

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yourfriend4 ME TOO ME TOO

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judebellingham You mean your boyfriend got..?

yourusername Same thing babe😇

fan92 okay I already love this relationship

fan5 SHIP!

fan0827272 pls marry each other

fan01 but Jude the kids!!!😩😩😩

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judebellingham & yourusername boyfriend-girlfriend thing

trentarnold66 Still not over how good matchmakers we are

judebellingham don’t be too confident mate

yourbestie I wanna be the bridesmaid

yourusername I wanna be yours too babe

fan29 I LOVE THIS ACTUALLY

fan928 a wag who is liked by everyone?

fan0182 if she’s liked by everyone I’m dead

fan928 okaaaaaaayyyyyyy

fan928 BUT JUDE I THOUGH WE WERE A THING

fan02827 Bruh what about me???

fan00007 girl be fr he doesen’t even know you exist🤡

yourfirend3 FAVORITES💕💕

yourusername MISS U HONEY💞💞

fan1019 I still can’t believe that we got the wrong brother….

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[brainrot-stitch]

Chronically ill tss light steve truthers wya....

Anyways chat u won't believe what I have on the mind rn

There's an episode early steve saga where light steve traps sabre in the snow thing and builds a house or temple or whatever and Sabres like "come on man I'm already sick this is cold:(" or whatever. Do u guys remember that. Or am I actually js fucking crazy and making this shit up wait hold on let me go check rq I FOUND IT "come on man I already have a cold you're letting me stay out in the snow and all that?" At 9:38 on the video where he first finds light steve. Giggles and kicks my feet imagine if sabre got sick(er) and light steve being both a steve and a cold icy snowy guy didn't know that. That the cold is not good for ppl. So sabre gets sick and light is like ?? Idk if this is a good idea or not it's 7 am I woke up at like 2 or maybe 4 I'm not sure I mightbe delulu

ANYWAYS random yapping woooo none of this is gonna b coordinated

Anyways anyways yea rainbow steve trauma from the experimenting and machines early steve saga but also. Sabre being scared of deep water and/or drowning. Because of both blue steve and rainbow steve mann that mf has almost drowned a LOT over and over again. Just so much water. Rip 💔💔 rainbow is like "let's go swimming!!!" One day in the rainbow town and Lukas is like "yea sure it's a hot day out that would b cool" or whatever and Sabre is like "uhhhh hahsha yeaahhhh sureee.."

Uhhh uh um

Early tss light and sabre spent a good amount of time together especially alone. I like to think they bonded during this time both off and on screen. Cuz like bro rarely shows up in the rainbow town era and past that idek. But even tho light and sabre aren't as close as rainbow and sabre I still like to think they're real good pals :3

Idk if I've said this before maybe I have maybe I haven't idk but sabre when nervous or thinking or worried and anxious or whatever will pace around or take walks or whatever. But will he completely silent (unless he's muttering to himself which I can totally see happening). But like his footsteps are light and near silent because of the muscle memory or whatever from being an ASSASSIN because that's so real to me I'm such a 'sabre was an assasin in the past before tss/rq' believer u guys don't understand how derranged I am about this. Anyways yea he will accidentally fnaf jumpscare ppl just like showing up behind them or whatever its so silly

I HAVE SO MANY HEADCANONS BUT I FLIPPING FORGET THEM ALL AS SOON AS I GO TO WRITE THEM DOWN FUCK MY STUPID FRICKING LIFE 😭😭😭😭

Also I am as much of a human sabre believer as I am an avian sabre believer. Like yeah let that man be a bird but also not depending on the mood. Both r awesome

Galaxy steve does NOT know how to spell gorgeous don't ask why this is necessary information. It's real he told me himself I swear

MORE ASSASSIN SABRE BS he's a super light sleeper from having to wake up at the slightest noise and be on guard all the time. He still frequently wakes up if he hears smth his subconscious perceives as abnormal. Also i think he'd have a pretty high pain tolerance but it gets higher as tss goes on because he gets struck by lighting so damn much u can't tell me his nerves aren't at least somewhat fried 😭😭😭😭give bro a break PLEASE. Also I think posture would be a big thing like he's all played back and relaxed and silly but when they have to go like sneak somewhere they (rainbow and lucas- or js whoever he's with at the time idk) can physically see as he slips back into old familiar habits with practiced crouching and silent footsteps and staying in the shadows and all that.

Lukas was also an assasin remember. Remember guys. And his assasin skin has a scar on his face and a blind eye I think wait let me go check

YEAH. YEAH so he totally still has that during tss. Giggles and kicks my feet and twirls my hair. Anyways I haven't finishes Sabres assassins creed series yet but I think Lukas would be used to Sabres habits but he himself would have more guard habits than assasin ones. Like the posture and unconsciously reaching to rest a hand on his sword in that classic templar (is that how it's spelled??) guard fashion as like an idle thing to do w his hands before remembering its not there.

Oh also another thing on the sabre vs water didn't he like. Didn't he almost drown a few times during his assassins series too? Bro water has got it OUT for him 😭 😭

[rikiws]

hehe who r 3 of ur fav mooties and what do u like about them

anon can I take a shot instead

jkjk I've barely interacted w my moots sigh but i'll name the first three that come off the top of my head :) other than my homies sam and janice ofc

@sungbyhoon : Funniest silliest coolest person ever, literally only started interacting like a few days ago but we're locked in now you have no escape. You're so fun to talk to and my bros can vouch for me that I genuinely start tweaking every time I see you in my inbox AND HOLD UP EDIT because your works make me giggle and kick my feet maniacally

@stariikis / @rikihqq : I remember when I just made this account from my lurker era and thought "imagine if stariikis followed me" One of the first moots I ever made, MAJESTIC writer (you make me so delulu ily) and the ultimate maths lord. Theme and bias matchers too frfr w the green, you're just really cool and I lowk got into tumblr writing because of you in the rain.

@copyhanni : the one and only my first moot EVER. I genuinely went insane when I saw that you followed me back man it was wild. Super duper nice person and so creative too. I haven't said hi in a while and ik you're on hiatus and everything I think but you basically count as my tumblr first love 😈😈

honestly I only have a few moots anyways and I think they're all so cool, but these are the guys i've interacted w the most I think :)

[aurirorii]

my carat journey ♡︎

sypnosis: (im sure the title makes this self-explanatory but) in which i tell you all about my first impressions and journeys as a carat. (i like summed it all up so its super short)

a/n: i havent been a carat for tooooo long but nonetheless it makes me feel pretty happy to see ive come as a carat as well as how the group themselves have grown over the years c:

how did it start.. oh right. when i first came around seventeen or seen something about them it was actually back in may of 2021 from a clip i saw on youtube i saw of them on knowing brothers. this clip was when the mcs of the show were trying to guess all of the members’ names and it was the8’s turn.

i remember watching minghao doing that flip or wtv (sorry i dont remember what its called lol) n after he was all cool and stuff. and lowk i was like ‘oooooo.. hes kinda cute’ hehe. and honestly that was kinda it.

you see, it was in 2018 i was actually a k-pop stan yk during the prime era of kpop. obviously over the next 2-4 years i had lost focus. but, when i came back, that video was one of the many i had watched on youtube about kpop. and when i came back, i became a skz fan. i remember felix was my ult bias and that was that.

but that was until i came across an episode of going seventeen. pretty infamous right? god, i remember watching that episode when they were planting rice (ver-paddy) and i was hooked. i had never laughed so much, it was like my spark had come back. i say that because when i re-entered the kpop fandom, i wasn’t at the highest point of my life. so laughing that much over one video on youtube made me so happy. that was when i knew that i needed to find out who this group was and where i can watch more episodes.

that was when i realized that the group i was watching was seventeen: the group with that one cute guy with gray hair and glasses (the8)! also when i realized that vernon was in seventeen (i knew and recognized vernon bc if his cover with jeongyeon, do i need to keep explaining? i didn’t think so).

although, when i started looking into the members, one caught my eye and it was safe to say it was not the8. it was LA boy hong joshua. idk what it was really but i thought he looked so idk— beautiful. so thats what it was for me. i started stanning the group and having joshua as my new ult bias in june 2022. sadly, over time, my interest in skz started to decline. it wasn’t that skz wasn’t great, they are, y’know how it is right?

that was how my journey started. i started listening to their music, getting into going seventeen, binge-watching like all the seventeen related videos i could find on youtube, and most importantly: going through hell trying to learn all of the members.

oh. my. god. hey, you know, it took some time, but i got there! (i always messed up woozi and hoshi) um.. anyways. as time went on, obviously i was able to experience the feeling of waiting to watch their new comebacks and such. and honestly, i don’t mean to be one of those people, but seventeen genuinely brought my spark back. i had, and still, never been so interested in something until them.

around 5-6 months later, it was in novemeber 2022 when i was pretty settled into the group when my thoughts and views started to change. i was starting to focus on new members. i honestly don’t remember at all how this started but jeonghan caught my eye. and i was hooked.

idk.. hes js so.. im sure u know what i mean!!! i mean who wouldn’t? like, have you seen jeonghan? oh lordy lord. he was so beautiful yet fine yet cute yet literally all of the above. i sound like one of those crazy fans. PLEASE GUYS I PROMISE IM NOT LIKE THAY JUST HEAR ME OUT A TINY BIT. let a girl be delulu PLS. ok now im gonna continue being delulu for a sec thanks.

i do admit i still fangirl a bit over him, just a teensy bit!!!!! (i fucking watch edits on tiktok HELP ME I HAVE A SAVED COLLECTION IN MY FAVORITES ermmmm i js want to be organized!!!! …..) please guys im just a girl.

uh. yeah! but in all seriousness, i’m so happy that i was able to come across such an amazing group. time has passed so much and it’s crazy for me to understand that i’ve been already been a carat for almost 2 years. (pls help me ive watched like every gose episode and inside seventeen episode like 50 million times each, but honestly i’ll never get tired of it).

i’m so proud of seventeen after everything they’ve gone through. watching them win their first daesang made me feel so happy for them, they absolutely deserve it. from practicing together in a small, green walled room to selling out almost all of their shows and stages they perform on, seventeen has grown so much as not just a group but individually.

i just know that if seventeen’s predebut self saw their lives now their joy would just be through the roof. as one of the most looked-upon sunbaenims in their industry, i’m sure most people can agree seventeen tops their line of style when making music.

and i’m also so glad i decided to be a carat. i love the fandom, like i can be on tiktok for hours just laughing watching carats post the funniest memes and compilations as well as making the stupidest tweets. i can very much vouch carats are one of the most funniest, supportive fandoms out there.

so yeah, that’s about it!

[saetoru]

Teeee luv🫶🏽🫶🏽

Missed you so much loves. Project manager tee be sailing well i hear😤😤

Also, a guyyy👀👀 . Finance major. Im praying he don’t turn out like the crypto finance bro I might have to shoot him for your safety. it’s like an infestation in the finance major 😭😭 but soo happy for you luv can’t wait to hear more updates😘

a small tee time with you- I got this guy on my metabolism class- he does slam poetry, loves Gojo and he also writes. I missed a day’s worth of class and he checks up on me like- boy calm down. We like connected via books and writings and I showed him some of my pieces. He said he’s very impressed by my writings🫣 and if im up for a library date and im not tryna be delulu and trying to date guys from same uni but boy he is just ticking ☑️ a lot from my checklist what im gonna do 😭😭😭

Should I risk my 5feet ass, still an independent, girlboss era-

Anyways luv youuu so much so glad to have you back alive in my dash 🫶🏽

HIIIII BFF I MISSED U TOOOO 💋 project manager tee is girlbossing and slaying away hehe

BUT YESSS he’s a finance major and he’s rly funny and cute and he has plants—3 succulents and a lil bamboo tree in his room and he sends me pics and they’re rly cute and i am practically his wife 😍 but yeah i’m hoping he’s a good type of finance major 💀

ALSO THAT GUY LOW KEY SOUNDS LIKEMA CATCH like a man who writes and likes gojo :O u don’t find a lot of those :O maybe u can hang out with him a bit more and see where it goes omg and lmk what happens !!!! i say give it a shot only bc i am also in my romance attempt era of life again — tee is finally (mostly) over her ex !! he’s history now. old news. a jackass we got over !! so now i’m putting myself out there (a little) LMAO so join me in shooting our shots

MWAH kissing u hehe have a nice day 💋

[yellowko]

dear renjun,

its been more than a year na rin pala nung huli kong letter. I just want to say........... I think i have my atlas na. hehe r u surprised?! cuz i am HAHAHAHA so backstory muna.... sa tip din sya nag shs but we didnt know each other. he was courting someone and i was on a long term relationship that time. we both have different lives before, invisible string? i think so too. DELULU YARN HAHAHAHA we only began to know each other nung college na, and through online nalang. he dmed me saying na tagal na daw nya gusto mag hi and the rest was history. jk, dami nangyare before kami dumating sa point na to. 2020 we talked and he confessed but i rejected him kasi honestly, di ko sya bet nun. My first impression for him was just a typical guy, medyo mayabang, and immature. but part of me kinda admit na kaya mejo harsh ung first impression ko sakanya because i was comparing him to the guy i liked that time and trying to move on from. Then 2021 came, i was surprised na he still tries to talk to me from time to time and he's okay with us being friends. dahil din dun medyo natuwa ako sakanya and kinda got infatuated with him? ang mali ko lang, nung umamin sya ulit, nadala lang ako and i said na gusto ko rin sya. which ahxhshxh i immediately regret kasi i was still getting to know my feelings for him plus the fact na im still vvv scared sa commitment and doesnt see myself getting in one anytime soon djcndj tas biglang ganun and i felt na ang bilis ng mga nangyayare kasi nilalandi na nya ko (which is understandable naman sa part nya kasi syempre sabi ko gusto ko rin sya e) and all djcndjc biglang gusto ko umatras. which wasss such a dick move, lalo na unti unti ko sya nun ginoghost. and in result, 2022 syempre he got hurt and he got mad. i understand his anger but he said hurtful things plus the fact that i wasnt supposed to see that.... so of course, i got mad na he got mad. djcjdjd so after we "talked", i kinda thought that that was it. tapos na. end of an era. i remembered nalungkot din naman ako nun. but he reached out again, i was surprised but i was still angry. we met and i can see that he was trying so hard to make it up to me and we talked about the issue again. he kept saying sorry and he knew his faults. i can see his efforts naman so we became okay again but i was still uneasy with him so i still didnt gave him a chance that year. We stayed friends but whenever i feel like he'll overstep a boundary, na mag eeffort sya sakin ng more than a friend, pinapatigil ko na sya agad. I was harsh, but he stayed. then 2023 came, he tried moving on and thats when it hit me like a truck HAHHAHAHXHSHA namiss ko sya and hindi ako sanay na hindi nya ko tinatry kausapin. So when he reached out to me again (it turns out di nya raw kaya mag move on but i didnt know that) nag effort na ko kausapin sya and makipag kita. However, this year i also met the lowest point of my life for which he stayed and comforted me. i think thats what convinced me to really gave him a chance. Binabalewala ko nanaman sya that time but never sya gumanti or nagalit. He would still checked up on me and would ask me out on dates even if sobrang hirap ko ayain. and months later, here we are. He's still the maeffort guy i know. And he's still very muchhhhh down bad to me. HAHAHAHAHA i thank God he didnt gave up on me and i wish i get to give back to him all the efforts and patience he has given me ever. He's very sweet, understanding, caring, funny, and everything na i couldnt ask for more. Ramdam na ramdam ko na minamahal ako. Sobrang swerte ko sakanya. He's my atlas, renjun. Matagal ko na pala nahanap, but it took time before we got it right. -110823

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XIAOZHAN AND YIBO’S AFTER DEC 28 EVENT (OH GAHD)

inkIM WRITING THIS POST HIGH ON ADRENALINE BUT LET ME TELL U GUYS SOMETHING-- YOU WILL WANT TO READ THIS.

EXHIBIT A: THE LIP BITES

This was Yibo’s lips before. It’s smooth. Clean. Can be used to advertise lip balm. 

BUT THEN-- suddenly there’s a very CLEAR lip bite... why??? Why is it there? Who put it there? Don’t tell me that he was the one who did that... hmmm....

EXHIBIT B: THE MAKEUP ROOMS

Their rooms were right next to each other COUGHdeluluingCOUGH

EXHIBIT C: THE LIP-READING

Lips reading by: 可愛停靠站 #博君一肖 :

XZ: When will you going back?

YB: 29

XZ: 29? Then what are you doing on 28?

YB: Isn’t today 28? Stupid *teasing gg *

Link: https://twitter.com/xztuzi/status/1210882971986620416?s=20

Doesn’t that conversation kind of sound something along the lines of “Are you free tonight?” WHO KNOWS-- PROBS DELULUING 

EXHIBIT D: THE CARS

Last night the XFX (XZ’s solo fans) were watching XZ’s car leave, but wondered why there was another car following it. They thought it was a sasaeng, but Yibo’s solo stans corrected them by saying that it was Yibo’s car and not a sasaeng.

BUT WHY IS YIBO’S CAR FOLLOWING XIAOZHAN’S CAR?

EXHIBIT E (YES THERE’S MORE): THE TURTLE NECK

If you haven’t noticed, gege’s airport outfits (outfits he chose himself mind you) used to be very fashionable. Long coats, dress shoes, scarves, turtlenecks and the like (his art ho era)-- HOWEVER he had suddenly started dressing like a certain SOMEONE even though he said he wouldn’t try.

WHY DOES HE SUDDENLY NEED TO WEAR A TURTLE NECK WHEN UR FASHION HAD CHANGED--

Extra: Yibo said he sent his clothes and shoes “home”-- ur parents must really like wearing hip hop fashion then, Yibo. 

YB Link: https://www.instagram.com/p/B6ptkOngk3-/?igshid=12vgc7xk7wv3a

EXHIBIT F: XIAOZHAN’S BREAKFAST POST 

According to the time it was posted (15:18), in kadien the translation is: “I-WANT-YI-BO.”

The caption was even: “Simple happiness”. It could be just though that he was happy to eat the bread lmao-- OR it’s been a long time he had breakfast with his didi... why did I say breakfast with his didi? 

BECAUSE IT’S NOT YET OVER... THERE IS--

EXHIBIT G: YIBO’S PINK HOODIE 

That morning Yibo was wearing this extremely bright pink hoodie (he must’ve been in a good mood if he was okay letting himself wear it lmao he doesn’t like these things--).

CHECK OUT THIS POST:

https://m.weibo.cn/6988354948/4454873905186730

typhoon gonna effect eastern hainan with rain

-haikou is capital of hainan and during the lip reading they were chatting about what dates they're leaving / the typhoon

wyb was reluctant to wear that pink apron on 天天向上so the op is basically saying he's dressed for the weather upon leaving due to someone's reminder (xz) and he must have given him that hoodie bc wyb doesn't like pink -- Translation by a member of the International BJYX GC

So how is the hoodie relevant? 

Chinese fans noticed a slight pink reflection here and they said it might be DD’s pink hoodie... seems like a stretch??? LET’S SATURATE IT IN HD TO SEE CLOSER-- 

IS IT CLEAR NOW--- lmao anyways, yeah.

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Anyways, hopefully gege and didi had quality time together. I hope you enjoyed your “delulu” for the day! 

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Are you a BJYX looking for a safe group where you can communicate with other BJYX? Hello, my name is Argus! I'm an Admin for the BJYX International GC! Just PM me and you will receive the link to the groupchat located in the phone app (also has a PC version) Telegram. As of now, we have 163 members! Will you be 164th?

[baekhvuns]

Damn I forgot to reply, I came back from a party and everything hurts. How are you?

I saw you only watched Bridget Jones now?! I used to love it even read the book, the movie has three parts actually. The last one came out in 2016 and it was...hm it wasn't good, but better than expected. But yeah some shit didn't age well. The fact it was pretty much inspired by Pride and Prejudice and Colin Firth literally played Darcy in one of the adaptations just to play Mark DARCY in BJ was a genius move, lololol

Jonghwa belly dancers when?! I mean Jongho's body ody dance was something else. Seonghwa will 100% embarrass himself but in a hot way.

If Taeyong releases a sexy sultry sensual album I'm buying all the 84738 versions SM will probably come up with, just saying

Didn't get any pc dupes, because they're all different versions 😭 I'm really not sure what to do with Joshua's photocards because do I need all of them??? They're not the same, but similar, maybe I could leave the ones I like the most and sell/trade the others? Idk yet. Okay but what the fuck is JYPE doing with Itzy, apparently you can only buy members albums for their upcoming comeback, no regular version?!

I don't know I don't think I ever drank a lot of water? I was brought up drinking tea and juice and fizzy drinks 😬 not very healthy I know, but like I said I also rarely feel thirsty so I genuinely forget about hydration

I wish I knew what was up with my dream image of Hwa, but something's definitely wrong. I had nice dreams about him too, but... delulu </3 pls I hope you dream about him soon, so you can share it with the rest of the class. Shit went down in that bank as well, but idk what happened. Jongho said "a banker during the day, a belly dancer at night" duality man!

Omg, so I think I told you about the game called The Arcana there's a character called Lucio, he's literally the devil and a goat and a capricorn, no wonder I'm in love with this bitch... I'm in love with myself? Shit that San Bridgerton AU, I don't really read for him but for you I MIGHT 👀

Excuseeee me, send that teacher assistant thing my way. I'm a master of putting things into people's head it seems 😈

Someone in my GC Seonghwa's taste in shoes is questionable, he and Taeyong should be friends then.

Uhm so who's choking who in the villain Y/N fic?!

I'm sorry but what the fuck does Seonghwa's shirt even mean. Also Wave Hwa was the Hwa I met at a fan sign, I cannot believe, I'm sorry I'm going through it 💔💔💔 it's HIM

I do be yelling while playing games or watching football, but I will NOT tolerate some guys yelling, sorry! We can yell together but when I'm working or resting the mouths need to be shut. I love coats so I would steal Jongho's for sure. Wooyoung is like my younger brother I never had nor wanted 😅 nooooo lovers please. If I had dreams about Seonghwa and then had to face him in the morning 🥴 I'm sure that wouldn't happen because I rarely dream of my friends like that, but what if... awkward - DV 💖

hi hello!!!

Damn I forgot to reply, I came back from a party and everything hurts. How are you?

omg hello don’t worry abt it!! reply when u can!! OHOHOHO DV ANON YN ERA EVERYTHING HURTS HUH 👁👄👁 I WONDER WHY MAYBE ITS THE LACK OF WATER FBWNBDWK i an extremely good bestie writing mr bodyguard atm <3 terrible but i keep getting swayed by the series 😭😭 pls also eat medicine 😭😭

I saw you only watched Bridget Jones now?! I used to love it even read the book, the movie has three parts actually. The last one came out in 2016 and it was...hm it wasn't good, but better than expected. But yeah some shit didn't age well. The fact it was pretty much inspired by Pride and Prejudice and Colin Firth literally played Darcy in one of the adaptations just to play Mark DARCY in BJ was a genius move, lololol

BESTIE I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT EXISTED FBDB 😭😭 yeah…im def not watching the 2016 one bc the jokes in it must be 😭🔫 NFBWNDSM HE ISNT LEAVING THE ETL TROPE BEHIND AT ALL 😭😭 no bc pride and prejudice was so good, started my etl era forever ☺️☺️ omg what are ur top 5 favourite romcoms ever!

Jonghwa belly dancers when?! I mean Jongho's body ody dance was something else. Seonghwa will 100% embarrass himself but in a hot way.

YEAH JONGHO HABIBI ERA WHEN 😭😭😭 seonghwa would do the dance and then hide his face in his hands and immediately sub mode on JFBQKDJWL

If Taeyong releases a sexy sultry sensual album I'm buying all the 84738 versions SM will probably come up with, just saying

IM RIGHT BEHIND U ME TOO IDC IDC HIS SOLO ALBUM ABT TO BE AMAZING IF HE FEATURES OTHER ARTISTS TOO ID LITERALLY PASS AWAY his theme would be so interesting and similar to taemin’s lore god when is our turn 😩😩🤲🏼

Didn't get any pc dupes, because they're all different versions 😭 I'm really not sure what to do with Joshua's photocards because do I need all of them??? They're not the same, but similar, maybe I could leave the ones I like the most and sell/trade the others? Idk yet. Okay but what the fuck is JYPE doing with Itzy, apparently you can only buy members albums for their upcoming comeback, no regular version?!

OHHHHHHH IM JUST DUMB SORRY I DIDNT GET THATD HEHDS yeah!! keep the expensive looking ones jvbwmd investment ✨✨ NO BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS HOW MANY HIGHLIGHTERS DID U GET 🔫 WAIT WHAT??? ARE U FR?? 😭😭😭 JYPE GOING DOWN HILL 😭😭😭 hate it when companies do this bc in the member version there’s like 2-4 pictures of the group altogether but it’s better to get the regular ones bc u get all of them combined??? JYP??? 😭😭😭

I don't know I don't think I ever drank a lot of water? I was brought up drinking tea and juice and fizzy drinks 😬 not very healthy I know, but like I said I also rarely feel thirsty so I genuinely forget about hydration

“GREW UP ON TEA” that’s very bri’ish of you mate 🔫

I wish I knew what was up with my dream image of Hwa, but something's definitely wrong. I had nice dreams about him too, but... delulu </3 pls I hope you dream about him soon, so you can share it with the rest of the class. Shit went down in that bank as well, but idk what happened. Jongho said "a banker during the day, a belly dancer at night" duality man!

LMFAOOOO NO IT IS BC WHYS HE CRYING OR SULKING 😭😭 WHAT DID U DO TO HIM IN THE DREAMS POOR BOY no bc. last night. im literally so mental abt it. but last night i saw one. o n e. photo of mr zayn and i had a FULL BLOWN DREAM, THE PERFECT PACE. LIKE IT WOULD LET ME REWIND IT WAS CRAZY I WAS ABT TO GET MARRIED WE HAD OUTFITS CHOSEN IT WAS CRAZY I RMR EVERYTHING and yet the man named seonghwa who i pray to never ever comes 🔫 😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO STOP IT EHWNHFKW JONGHO STRIPPER AU WHEN 😭😭😭

Omg, so I think I told you about the game called The Arcana there's a character called Lucio, he's literally the devil and a goat and a capricorn, no wonder I'm in love with this bitch... I'm in love with myself? Shit that San Bridgerton AU, I don't really read for him but for you I MIGHT 👀

YES YES U DID !!! LMFAOOOO THATS THE MOST CAPRICORN THING YOUVE SAID “im in love with myself” JFBQKDB AS U SHOULD LOVE URSELF but ask bts first,,, THE HONOUR THE HONOUR FOR U TO READ A SAN FIC WRITTEN BY ME YEAH BRIDGERTON LORD CHOI / VISCOUNT CHOI ON HIS WAY TO MAKE ME HIS BANE OF EXISTENCE FBWBDJ

also what is this choi san. pls also imagine this as the yn in the villain fic but a diff scenario <33

Excuseeee me, send that teacher assistant thing my way. I'm a master of putting things into people's head it seems 😈

I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT BC WHENEVER THAT TEACHER ASSISTANT GETS MENTIONED I THINK ABT WAVE HWA HAIR AND HES LITERALLYTHE EMBODIMENT OF A DILF 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Someone in my GC Seonghwa's taste in shoes is questionable, he and Taeyong should be friends then.

AYO AYO AS MUCH AS I WOULD WANT THAT I KNOW THE COLLAB WOULD END EVERYTHING IN ME, MY LIFE MY PURPOSE TO EXIST WOULD BE OVER !!!! OVER !!!!!

Uhm so who's choking who in the villain Y/N fic?!

take a very wild guess bestie <3 JCBWKDH 😶😶😶 i 100% volunteer seonghwa but our yn is gonna be so normal about it “do it harder, i can still breathe very well” BRWKHDKW

I'm sorry but what the fuck does Seonghwa's shirt even mean. Also Wave Hwa was the Hwa I met at a fan sign, I cannot believe, I'm sorry I'm going through it 💔💔💔 it's HIM

WHALE HYMN 😭😭😭 SEONGHWA WHALE ERA 😭😭😭🤚🏼 y-you what. you met the ultimate dilf hair on hwa. h-ha HRJQHH DMAGDKWHDKWHDKW WHAT DID HE SAY DOCUMENT EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW TBWMBDMS IM YELLING THAT BLOND HWA IS LITERALLY THE DILF

I do be yelling while playing games or watching football, but I will NOT tolerate some guys yelling, sorry! We can yell together but when I'm working or resting the mouths need to be shut. I love coats so I would steal Jongho's for sure. Wooyoung is like my younger brother I never had nor wanted 😅 nooooo lovers please. If I had dreams about Seonghwa and then had to face him in the morning 🥴 I'm sure that wouldn't happen because I rarely dream of my friends like that, but what if... awkward - DV 💖

NO FR SOME GUYS GO CRAZY i just know ateez does too, afterall, men. hongjoong vibrating like a nokia 😭😭😭😔 JONGHO DEF HAS SOME EXPENSIVE ASS COATS would 100% rob his louis vuitton bag 🔫 LMFAOOOO FBWMHDKWBDKW WOOYOUNG AS UR YOUNGER BROTHER I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE BANTER AND THE DYNAMIC YOUD HAVE maybe u will like a fic where woo is ur younger brother and ur in love with his best friend choi san <3 but he’s ur boss now <3 but u used to tease him as kids <3 now he does the same <3 but ☺️ DBWKBDWK YEAH WHAT IF ESP AFTER THOSE ASMR VIDEOS U WOULD WATCH 🔫🔫😭😭😭😭

consulting u on the matter of the series mood board colour, would u prefer black and white or dark red almost maroon-ish gold

[baekhvuns]

The waist move lmao I tried my best while going through it. 😩 My friends did the Woosan vampire moment and almost fell over so that was fuuuuun

Us @ Hwa https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAl0uMPXcAYmmd8.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7tjA_hW0AEbCWQ.jpg - he's making us look like cannibals 💀

He sent some cute messages earlier, but no kisses no I love you at the end, hmmm maybe that was HalaHwa as well...

A phase isuwjajdhsgaghahs, bestie idk about you, but for me it's not a phase, I've been past the phase stage for sooooo long no point denying it. I'm just gonna fully embrace it, seriously never have I ever been so obsessed with some fucking guy... what is this and who am I. Delulu thoughts only, I'm like: HE'S MY MORTAL ENEMY, HE'S MY SMALL BABY BOY, HE'S MY FRIENDLY MILF, HE'S MY LIL MEOW MEOW, HE'S THE SEXY DEMON UNDER MY BED - I sound so insane, but not my fault he has that ✨ dUAliTy ✨ also I barely experience attraction to people especially irl, but when I do I'M DOWN BAD

This is fucking killing me, Hongjoong said: WHAT ARE THOSE HOE ACTIVITIES I'M SEEING?!

https://twitter.com/DiaryAtiny/status/1518172568653426688?t=au9J9BHAQslMmy3KTbvLDg&s=19

Also WHICH WIP HAVE YOU READ PLEASE SHARE IT WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS

The guys are embarrassing and creepy but some girilies go for it, I've witnessed a lot of straightness even though it was a gay bar, yikes. I know I just talked about some creeps but bestie you neeeeeed to go one day, be the rebellious Y/N!

Yes they did get the lanyards, one of them got Seonghwa's actually, which is funny cause he wrecked her so hard during the concert and she probably won't survive day 2. Another friend was wrecked by HongCruella.

I knew you'll appreciate that little kitty Hwa moment. 😍

Yessss, what's the point of exposing his forehead if I can't smooch?! (I don't even like kissing people's foreheads lol)

NOOOOO I'M JOKING OK, I'm just saying I wouldn't be mad if you released boxer, but I live for bodyguard stories so he's definitely getting my vote, however I'm definitely less against boxer now... - DV 💖

HELLO

The waist move lmao I tried my best while going through it. 😩 My friends did the Woosan vampire moment and almost fell over so that was fuuuuun

WOOSAN VAMPIRE MOVE FHRNDHDHDHDJ omg i hope u had lots of fun fbfb

Us @ Hwa https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAl0uMPXcAYmmd8.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7tjA_hW0AEbCWQ.jpg - he's making us look like cannibals 💀 / He sent some cute messages earlier, but no kisses no I love you at the end, hmmm maybe that was HalaHwa as well...

DGWMDHAK THATS SO ACCURATE im actually gonna eat him 🔫

LMFAOOOO CAUSE HE DOES IT ON PURPOSE TOO AND I JUST WANNA smack his neck from the back 😭😭😭😭 european air unlocked the hala hala 😔😔🤚🏼

A phase isuwjajdhsgaghahs, bestie idk about you, but for me it's not a phase, I've been past the phase stage for sooooo long no point denying it. I'm just gonna fully embrace it, seriously never have I ever been so obsessed with some fucking guy... what is this and who am I. Delulu thoughts only, I'm like: HE'S MY MORTAL ENEMY, HE'S MY SMALL BABY BOY, HE'S MY FRIENDLY MILF, HE'S MY LIL MEOW MEOW, HE'S THE SEXY DEMON UNDER MY BED - I sound so insane, but not my fault he has that ✨ dUAliTy ✨ also I barely experience attraction to people especially irl, but when I do I'M DOWN BAD

GRSDHSJG I WILL ACKNOWLEDGE IT WITH YOU FBFBFB DELULU ERA STARTS 😭😭 LIL MEOW MEOW GETS ME BC HE WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE THAT NAME 😭😭😭😭 HRJSDH ATP NOTHING IS INSANE FOR HIM WITH HIM ABT HIM now if he drops a shoulder photo like from the america tour 🙂🔫🔫✨ HDSNDHSN DOWN BAD SIMP ERA LESSGO

This is fucking killing me, Hongjoong said: WHAT ARE THOSE HOE ACTIVITIES I'M SEEING?!

IM GONNA ASK HIM THE SAME QUESTION HELLO WB U SIR WHAT ABT YOU????! 🔫

Also WHICH WIP HAVE YOU READ PLEASE SHARE IT WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS

😶😶😶 do u perhaps rmr when i asked which one u guys wanted a mafia or ceo and u guys chose mafia so i completely disregarded the ceo one,,,, i read it last night, live reaction :

The guys are embarrassing and creepy but some girilies go for it, I've witnessed a lot of straightness even though it was a gay bar, yikes. I know I just talked about some creeps but bestie you neeeeeed to go one day, be the rebellious Y/N!

NAURRR THOSE WHO GO WILLINGLY KNOWING ITS EMBARRASSING 😭😭😭😭 id die of every form of embarrassment,,, HFSHD I WILL BESTIE I WILL DOCUMENT IT TOO!!!! MY YN ERA ✨🤌🏼

Yes they did get the lanyards, one of them got Seonghwa's actually, which is funny cause he wrecked her so hard during the concert and she probably won't survive day 2. Another friend was wrecked by HongCruella.

a-ask ur friend to lock their doors, i might just walk in for that lanyard rn. FBWNFHKS SHES GOING DAY 2??? PLS THAT ONE JUST FINISHED IS SHE ALIVE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 GDKAHDKS HONGCRUELLA SLICK BACK HAIR 😩😩😩😮‍💨

I knew you'll appreciate that little kitty Hwa moment. 😍

mIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS THEJRHEHFMS

Yessss, what's the point of exposing his forehead if I can't smooch?! (I don't even like kissing people's foreheads lol)

EXACTLY RIGHT (me too bestie) BUT IF ITS HWA 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤌🏼🤲🏼 GIMME GIMME GIMME

NOOOOO I'M JOKING OK, I'm just saying I wouldn't be mad if you released boxer, but I live for bodyguard stories so he's definitely getting my vote, however I'm definitely less against boxer now... - DV 💖