#my croagunk won't eat rare candies anymore

[croagunkguy]

Charge up yer gameboy, uou're gonna be spending some Time Alone in that bathroom bestie. Maybe get some pain meds, the cramping is not fun. On the bright side your shit is gonona be a lot of fun colors.

what would happen if. a human ate a rare candy

time sensitive question please respond

not from experience, but i've had enough stupid friends to know: you wont die. it is extremely hard for your stomach to digest so itll be painful for a few days. your growth hormone production might get a little fucked up, might get some weird skin issues for a couple weeks. you dont die though.

and they taste fucking awful so theres that