#my beautiful blue baby alien boy

[cairavende]

Can a himbo have a high int? I know it seems like a ridiculous thing to ask, but I have questions about my beautiful blue baby alien boy, Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill.

See Ax is clearly intelligent. He can build a fake Yeerk emergency beacon out of a few Radio Shack parts. He can explain various technicians and has a decent understanding of Z-space.

But Ax is also like, a complete goddamn himbo. Do we really think every Andalite runs around eating garbage the first time they morph into something with a mouth? And the second time? And the tenth time? (Ok so technically the first time he only ate other people's leftovers, no garbage until later. Which kinda makes it even worse.)

Or that Andalite's don't have the concept of what to do with waste? They build spaceships, they have to end up with left over material, broken tools, things like that. Yet Ax has no idea what to do with a leftover coffee cup, and then not only takes a literal interpretation of "throw it away" but chucks it at some guy's head.

I could go on. He meets all the requirements for himbo. Except that pesky intellect.

I see two viable answers:

1. Sometimes a himbo can be smart in some areas.

2. The vast majority of Ax's foolheadery is done while in human morph. Ax's human morph is also very cute. So Ax the andalite isn't a himbo, but when he morphs into Ax the human, he also morphs into a himbo.

[xblackreader]

SydCarmy Meets The Family <3

>>> The thought of Carmy being introduced to Sydney’s tons of Nigerian Aunties and Uncles is very humorous to me.

“And Here he is! I brought you my boyfriend, Carmen finally. So everyone leave me alone about it.” Sydney starts, once she has hugged everyone.

The ‘Please go easy on my white man’ is silent but they nod. Raising up to shake his hand and her littlest clingy cousin who greets her, stares him down like he’s an alien.

He sticks out like a blonde haired blue eyed sore thumb, but once he’s been greeted and given a general threatening message via all her uncles (in tight jeans and sandals, which lightens the threats) he is told to put down the things they brought in the kitchen.

“Nice firm handshake.” He hears an uncle comment as he leaves and he is elated. It’s small but it’s approval!

Once in the kitchen, the auntie’s crowd to greet him with hugs and get distracted seeing him for the first time, squeezing his muscles and touching his hair.

“Eh… nwa ocha ya di short mana sara mbara…”

“Ma o nwere big muscles!

“No! Yana min kyau! Cute!”

Carmy: “Uh, do… do they like me?”

Sydney: “Oh, they love you. They’re plotting to steal you away from me.”

“Big nose though…”

Carmy: “okay, that was in English.”

Her younger cousin, David, walks up to Carmen as he chops vegetables. Pulling a little stool over and standing at his side, wordlessly. He stares first at Carmen himself then the vegetables the white man cuts so effortlessly.

Little sticky fingers rise and reach for the knife and Carmen just laughs as he attempts to pry it from much larger stronger hands.

“Can I see?” David asks, confused on why his big cousin’s boyfriend thinks he’s so funny.

“Sorry man, this is a knife. Too heavy and way too sharp for you to use.”

David is heavily offended that he is being underestimated. “I can chop! I chop for Mama everyday!”

“David!” He heard said Mama begins to scold him, “Do we raise our voice at guests?” David begins to tear up.

“O- oh it’s not like that, Ms. Dian—.” Carmen inserts, David cut off from his whine.

“You can call me auntie, Sydney’s boyfriend.”

“Y- yes, ma’am. Auntie, He’s just asking if he can help me cut vegetables. I didn’t know he had experience.”

David’s mother melts immediately and confirms that yes, David does chop carrots and garlic for her. “Oh, David is very smart! Knows how to hold the knife properly and everything!”

So Carmen lets David help him ‘chop’ keeping a steady hand in his as the little boy is taught new techniques and tricks.

By day’s end, David is smitten with his new weird looking friend and makes it plain by crying when it’s time to part. Sydney is so proud that she lets him parade around as the new favorite cousin.

>> And Sydney meeting a couple other “less-than-woke” Berzattos? Older Italian people setting eyes on their introverted little nephew’s girlfriend?

“Che bellezza!” A drunk uncle of his screams almost immediately before Carmen can get her name out.

“Gambe piuttosto lunghe… You guys will have such cute babies!”

“Oh, mixed babies are the cutest!” Donna throws in.

“Ma…” Carmy warns.

“Oh, you’re so WOKE, Carmen. Chill out! She’s givin’ her a compliment!” His Uncle says before turning back to the game and Uncle Jimmy shoots her the most apologetic look he’s ever seen from him.

“Ya mother’s right, Carmen! See, my sista has the cutest little grandchildren! Remember little Joey, Carmen? He went and found himself a black girl too!”

Carmy: “Okay, Aunt Glo, thank you. Can we move o-”

“And they have just beautiful little caramel children! And their hair! Ugh! Ricci e belli!”

Sydney is just nodding and trying not to laugh at how mortified Carmy is. He looks over to her in apology, but none of these comments are particularly too inappropriate and they mean well.

“But she’s skinny…”

“Skin and bones! Let’s feed her— come with me, sweetheart!”

Sydney: “O-oh, uh…” but her hand is captured and she’s being yanked led into the kitchen to be fed by hand.

She tosses a help look to Carmy and he shrugs with a small smile.

“Hopefully this’ll make your hips wider… The Berzattos have large heads when they’re babies, unfortunately. Sorry.”

Carmy: “Ma! Cut the baby talk!”

Fin.

[hogans-heroes]

Freight Train, Baby

(Westcore AU)

Snippet from chapter 1

The boy seemed at home as he filled the bike with gas without getting off, savoring the popsicle he’d just gotten from the beat up chest freezer by the door, the hot breeze fluttering the blond hair made sweaty and messy from the helmet. He was so gorgeously disheveled that he seemed like some mythical desert creature and Bucky barely held back a snort of derision at himself. He really was losing it.  

“Passing through?” he blurted anyway, hoping the old plastic chair didn’t break under his shifting.

The boy looked at him. The simple beauty of his face swamped Bucky with a wave of bitterness at his own stupidity, but his eyes were open and too honest—a pale, distant blue like they were part of the sky right above them—and Bucky was suddenly dizzy. The boy took another bite of his popsicle without saying anything, plush lips shifting as he swallowed, and finally shook his head.

“I live here.” The deep, soft rasp of his voice cleared Bucky’s head for a second and he blinked as the other’s gaze went back to the frozen treat. “You?”

Bucky hummed, sound catching in his throat, and inclined his head toward the door. “My grandfather owns this. I’m here for the summer.”

The sky-eyes were back on him. “Where you from?”

“San Francisco.”

The boy nodded then gestured to Bucky’s popsicle with his own. “Better eat that or the heat will eat it for ya.”

Buck suddenly felt the syrup melting on his fingers and licked the dripping edges, though he couldn’t really taste it anymore, the stronger ice in his chest crushing into invisible bruises that hurt every time he breathed, though he could breathe easier out here in the hot, dry air that had a freeing quality, lifting a weight from his body. Since he had gotten away from the humidity he’d been sucking in deep breaths of dusty, burning breeze smelling of dried grass and faint earthy metal of the ground until he was light-headed. 

Approaching footsteps made him startle, but before his mind could catch up the steps stopped and the boy dropped the popsicle stick into the garbage can beside Bucky. Bucky raised his eyes just in time to watch him lick the sticky residue from his fingers and was powerless to look away. This close the various patches on the jacket were clearer—a colorful UFO that said I want to believe, a round alien head with the phrase We are not alone, and other nasa, space, and desert themed patches of motley shapes. The denim was worn soft at the seams and elbows, edges frayed in a way that screamed of long years of attachment, and Bucky’s lungs ached. The weight of eyes on him made his glaze flicker and accidentally meet the sky-heat-bright eyes and Bucky jerked his head away on reflex. He blinked, vision unfocusing as the ringing flowed over him again, footsteps retreating as the boy went back to his bike.

“See you around,” that voice said, and Bucky nodded, only half looking up to fixate on the torn hole in the knee of the boy’s jeans where it was pressed against the bike’s fuel tank. The motorcycle coughed to life with a deep rumble and roared off, speed climbing as its figure blended into the shimmering haze over the road that disappeared where the half-dead cacti plants spilled over the overgrown curb. Bucky’s vision went fuzzy again, and he clenched his fingers into his jeans until it hurt.

[stopaskinf]

“I wish you roses, and roses, and roses, and roses”

Summary: Flowers and attached notes of BTS boys

Genre: Fluff, angst(?), descriptions of hardships and arguments between Tae and Reader but ending is hopeful

CW: Nothing

A/N: Who would have known my fall back into flower language would align with me doing my first prompt challenge thing. I used a bunch of them, so they will be highlighted in the notes.

Giving credit to @writinginstardust for their huge brain🫡‼️‼️ 🫶🫶

Jungkook: sunflowers, yellow tulips, red tulips

“For my sweetest pookie.

I can’t write much on this card because the company gave me a word limit. Poor me. Can you feel my pout through this? I wanted to tell you that I dreamt about you last night. I saw it so clearly. It was late at night and we were stargazing outside. Bam was sprawled out on our laps like the lazy kid he is while you talked to me about your day, childhood, and everything. I don’t remember which story you were on but I remember you smiling at the end. God, I told you how much I love your smile right? I want to see it again soon. Seeing your blinding smile, I rush back into the house to fish for this bouquet. When I gave you the flowers, you rolled your pretty eyes. Still, you gave me the warmest smile I’d ever seen. It felt like deja vu.

- From Jungkook”

Yoongi: tarragon, daisies, morning glory, gardenia

“Hello dear.

I’ve missed you. Last night I woke up in an insomniac haze. For a second I thought that I was home. I saw you standing in the shadows gazing into me. I came to you and you held me while I clung to you. You smelt like vanilla and lavender. You smelt like home. Then reality hit me like a brick. Genuinely. Once my vision cleared I had a thumping migraine between my eyes and a stiff-as-shit neck. You always did tell me not to fall asleep in my studio chair. I spent the next hour lying in the dark on my studio couch like a wounded orphan. I wish I had told you. I should have told you. I would have been less alone. Less in pain. I don’t think I’m cut out for this job, I swear.

I can see you rolling your eyes, but I mean it this time. I’m coming home tomorrow. Finally, I can’t wait. - Yoongi”

V: Saliva (Red, blue, purple), Red carnation, baby’s breath

“Hi, clover.

You miss me?

I miss you. I’ve been thinking about you all day. I feel dreary. I’m working on a small ceramic mushroom…It’s not going well, It’s too lopsided. The sky is covered in a light gray fog. I hear the rain splash against the windows while Yeontan barks. We were supposed to see each other but I’m all alone now. Are you still upset? I was harsh. I felt the fearful pain of you leaving me, so I was determined to hurt you back. To make you feel what I felt so strongly. However, when I went back to lick my wounds, memories of our bliss came back stronger. Every touch. Every kiss. Every midnight walk we had when we both couldn’t sleep. The mornings waking up together. I was a fool. I always am, but more so in these moments.

When I see you again, can I hold your hand? I miss your warmth. And you - Your Alien”

Jin: red roses, pink roses, white roses

“Did you know my mother adores you?

Yeah, you’re all she ever talks about. “Oh, they’re so sweet.”

“Have you no manners? You see them looking so beautiful and you don’t say anything?”

“Yah, Seokjin how’s my favorite child doing?” Then when I tell her I’m fine, she goes “Quit joking, you know who I’m talking about.” How upsetting! I’m her actual son, but compared to you I’m chopped liver! Still, I can’t blame her. I’m the same way. I missed you during enlistment. I also missed the boys. Though not as much when compared to you. I see them 360 days out of the year. They’re staples in my life, but you…you’re my world.

My private heaven. My home. And I’ve been away from my home far too long. I intend to fix that. Get ready!

- From, Kim Seokjin ♥️”

Namjoon: Magnolia, cactus, succulents, aloe

“

“If the devil were to ever see you, he’d kiss your eyes and repent.” - Farouq Jwaydeh

Good morning, my Divine. I hope your day is going well. Mine could be better. It’s not bad, but not great. Just a day. I’m in a rut. I went to the studio and tried to write but my slack brain didn’t want to. Instead, it wants to focus on you. Where is my love? Have they finished the book I gave them? Have they thought about me today? As I think about them every day? How often do they think of me? I could close my eyes and still envision them perfectly. It’s wrapped itself in roses and lilies and recites love poems and scenarios. It’s excruciating shit. So, I’ll give it and myself an outlet. For starters, do you know how beautiful you are? It’s truly distracting. You’ve left me so lovesick that I’m borderline diseased. My waking hours are anguishing. My feet feel heavy and my head spins. My third rib begs for its return to my body so that my heart can be caged away once again. I know this is a lot to take in. I want to talk about it more with you when I’m less of a shell of a man. I won’t resent you if you don’t reciprocate. I’ll be pained, but I’ll come back to you. If do you reciprocate…Either way, say you want me, and I’m yours. - Kim Namjoon”

J-hope: honeysuckle, forget me nots, chrysanthemum (red)

“Hellooooooo. I hope your day has been as lovely as you are, honey. By the way, what kind of jewelry do you like best? I can’t pick. Gold makes you look stunningly regal but Silver shows the depth of your skin and eyes. This bouquet and the jewelry were both supposed to be same-day gifts, but the company never gave me any damn updates! How unfair is that! So now, these gifts have been forced apart. It’s so cruel. 🥲

I know I could call you about this instead, but it’s too different. I’ve been gone too long. I said I needed a refresh. A moment to connect back to what I want in life. Well, I have! The sky is so clear. The sun is shining. The forecast said there would be nice weather. They were absolutely right. My feet feel lighter. So does my heart. The cloud that hung over me has gone and I’ve stepped out of the box that’s kept me trapped. I’m ready to take my first step, but I want you there with me.

Tell me what you want.

Of the jewelry, I mean. I can’t afford to spend the whole day shopping! I love you. - Jung Hoseok”

Jimin: white jasmine, hibiscus, daffodils, white camellia

“Hello Darling ♥️.

I just realized how much I love you.

Well, not just realized, but I still needed to remind you. It sounds corny, but I’m very sincere. Besides, there’s no occasion for when you should declare your love right? Sure, there are preferred moments, but what’s wrong with keeping love fresh and exciting? Shouldn’t you want your lover to voice their love for you every day?

No, but honestly, It’s crazy, really. No one’s ever made me feel like this.

I’ve dreamt about this for as long as can remember, but only now have I found it. The person who I thought of every second of every day. The person who colored my dreams at night. The one I envisioned whenever I sang love songs. The one who I searched high and low for without fail or doubt.

I’ve waited so long for this.

So long…

I just needed to remind you. I’ll spend the rest of our lives reminding you. So don’t worry, I’m here. - Love Mochi”

[httpsjeonglvr]

Coloud you do one where reader is the youngest sibling in the sully family she was on Pandora before jake arrived she was a assident of grace she became a full navi before her brother because she was hurt badly during the escape like grace but unlike grace she was transfurde to her avatar body she was in a relationship with miles and still cares deeply for him she the main reason he turns his back on the rpd and joins the navi in the end to be with her and spider :)

A/N: I love this request and I hope you like it because I was just writing whatever came to my mind

For the lovely @rachelcarroll1819

Part 2??

WHEN YOU HAD first heard of this experiment of going to a world full of blue aliens you jumped at the opportunity and that’s where you met Grace and Quaritch the man who fell in love with only for him to ruin it with his evil intentions.

When you had first joined Grace's side Miles would non stop flirt with you because you played hard to get until you had finally given in and you had a very productive night. You thought everything was going great, you had an attractive boyfriend and your brother was helping with something you enjoyed until you found out he and Miles were planning to destroy the home tree which broke your heart and you yelled and hit him until you were tired.

Jake had gained some sense and also fallen for Neytiri so he fought against Quaritch’s team which resulted in him and many innocent Navi dying including Neytiri’s father. You were left devastated and severely injured until Norm and Jake found your body and took you to the lab where you were permanently placed in your avatar body because your human body was too weak and he failed to save it.

You found out you were pregnant with your son and that filled a hole in your heart,since your human body was week Norm had to do surgery so he was born early. Luckily he hadn’t many health issues and grew into a healthy young man.

Time skip to a few years later your baby boy is now a teenager and wanting to explore Pandora more which you loved because the world was beautiful and you were the same when you were younger. Though you still very much missed Miles you had to be strong and work hard for your son. That was all going well until he was taken by the RDA who unknowingly led by the father of your son.

You and your older brother had to leave Pandora to seek safety from the RDA who was targeting your brother and his family. Though it was a struggle to convince the Metkayina to take you considering you were a part of the war,they reluctantly did and you were learning their ways so you would be useful.

You were sitting at the beach playing with the Ilu’s reminiscing about your times with Miles who acted tough around others but was a total softy with you. You weren’t paying attention so it surprised you when a presence came beside you,you turned around to see your older brother,he had always tried to make sure you were okay and felt included ever since your only son was taken away from you.

“How are you doing sis?” He wrapped an arm around your shoulder pulling you into his chest as your groaned. You haven’t been getting any sleep lately wondering where Spider was and if he was okay. “I’m fine” You looked into his eyes and could tell he didn’t believe you but didn’t press further so he nodded and left you to be,you always liked to be by yourself when you were going through things it calmer you down until…

Third Person POV:

The sky was now dark, grey and gloomy as a depressing aura had surrounded a specific spot in the ocean. Tonowari, Ronal, Jake and Ney'tiri were in the waters on their skimwings, as many Tulkuns had circled around one that floated above water.

Ronal approached the Tulkun, praying to Eywa that it wasn't who she thought it was. The closer to got, she knew her answer. It was her spirit sister.

The woman hopped off her creature, releasing strangled breaths as she touches Roa's head, looking over the Tulkun who was now dead. She jumps up onto Roa's flipper, and glances more around with tears building up fast, "She was spirit sister." She told the new incomers, crying out incoherent noises.

Behind her watching the scene, You,Jake and Ney'tiri bowed your heads to respect the fallen, and also with guilt as they knew the humans did this.

"She was the composer of songs!" Ronal cried out, sobbing for the loss of her spirit sister, "We would sing together." She looked to her side, and spotted Roa's young child, crying out even more seeing this.

"She had waited many breeding cycles to have his calf." She explains to the Sully's, lips trembling as her breathing was labour with sobs, "The whole clan was happy for her."

Ronal kept releasing cries, as her hand had not move from Roa's head, "What is this Tonowari?" She briefly looked back at her mate and Jake, "What is this!"

Tonowair felt his mates pain, and exhaled shakily as he looked to the side, trying to keep his emotions calm.

Jake moved the sea creature him, and Ney'tiri were on as he now notices the bright red bags, and a beeping tracking device on Roa's flipper. Instantly they knew what this was. The sky people were back, and closer than ever.

The rain was pelting down on the environment of Pandora, as thunder was heard and loud, but wasn't as loud as the everyone gathered under the main area.

"My spirit sister, and her baby have been murdered by the sky people!" Ronal told everyone gathered, gaining noises back from them and a hiss from Tonowari.

"This war has come to us!" He looked at everyone in the crowd, holding his spear up high in one hand, "We knew about this hunting of our Tulkun people, way over the horizon, far away! Now, it is here!" He declared yelling, slamming his spear down onto the ground as him, and the people of the clan started to hiss and hold our their tongues.

 Jake now tried calming them down, knowing if they didn't do something soon, more Tulkun would die, "You gotta understand how the sky people think! They don't care about the great balance!"

Ney'tiri glanced around the aggressive Metkayian with a heavy frown, keeping Kiri close to her side with Tuk.

Neteyam also tried getting people to quiet down, and hear his fathers words as he pulled (Y/N) by the arm away from the aggressive Na'vi, "Listen! Listen to him!"

"The sky people are not gonna stop!" Jake motions with his hands, and brings them down slowly, "This is only the beginning. You guys gotta tell your Tulkun to leave!" He turns around to them all, rising his voice, "You gotta tell them to go far away!"

"Leave?" Ronal hisses her question to him, staring at him in disbelief, "You live among us, and you learn nothing!"

A Metkayina Na'vi behind Ronal now shouted, holding up his spear also, "We will fight to protect our brothers and sister!" He yips out noises, and sticks his tongue out, as the rest of his clan copy him.

Jake become more alarmed at this, and span around to everyone quickly, "No! No- if you attack, if you fight, then they will destroy you!" He yelled his plead, "They will destroy everything that you love!" His voice cracked a little, continuing his pleading as he motions this to Ronal, who automatically places a hand over her pregnant stomach.

The oceanic Na'vi clan once again ignored his words, and yelled out some more, causing Jake to scream pleads to them all.

"Listen to him!" (Y/N) now tried yelling to the overhyped group, not wanting more death on this clan as Neteyam helps her with shouting out as well, "He speaks the truth!"

Jake, having enough of no one hearing him out, he quickly grabs the red tracker that Neteyam was holding, and jumped up to the highest point in front of them all, showing the tracked as they quieted down. "You tell the Tulkun that if they're hit by one of these, they're marked for death."

Ronal looked to her mate, face full of sorrow and sadness took over their features hearing this.

"A call for me. I'll silence it." Jake tolds the massive group, and took some deep breaths before talking again, "Saving their lives, that's all that matters. Right? Saving your family." He finished, eyes landing on the leaders last as all the Metkayina clan takes in his words.

Tonowari looked down at his mate, who was holding onto his arm, and she nods her answer to him. He turns back to Jake and his people, motioning out to sea with his spear, "Tell the Tulkun."

"Go." Ronal orders, voice on the edge of cracking with her emotions all over the place from all these recent events. Her people listened to her, and all started to rush off towards the water, going to find their Tulkuns.

Many Avatar soldiers were holding guns as they landed, and Lo'ak stood over (Y/N)'s laying down the body with his knife bared and hissed threateningly at them.

He goes to lunge at one of them, but the Avatar deflects his attack and hits his arm, as he grabs him and shoves Lo'ak to the ground, stopping the agitated male.

Meanwhile, (Y/N), Tsireya, and Tuk were escaping the net, and fighting back the people that were trying to restrain them, as they all yelled.

An Avatar grabbed (Y/N) by the back of her neck, causing her to lash out and headbutt his nose, as she threw herself back into his body.

He groaned painfully at the hits, cursing at her as she hissed a threat, but he kicked her leg and it caved in on her, as he grabbed onto her queue and held a knife up to it.

From the top of the stairs inside the ship, Spider was quickly running down towards the scene, "Hey, hey! What are you doing, stop!" He shouted as he ran down onto the deck, but the human soldiers stopped him, "Stop! Don't hurt them!"

Spider looks at Lo'ak, who couldn't move forward with the guards on him, and questions, "Bro, you okay?"

Lo'ak, who was currently trying to fight the Avatar's hold against the ground, looks at Spider sarcastically, "Yeah, great cuz, never better."

Spider releases a breath, and his attention is drawn to his father who landed his Banshee and jumps off of it onto the deck. He wondered where his mother was since he knew she wouldn't let them leave by themselves before he caught her teary-eyed gaze.

"Get back to the bridge." Quaritch orders as he points to Spider, then the ship, "Keep him there!"

The guards listen with head nods, and shove back the teen boy as he scowls and gets forcefully pushed away from the deck.

Back on the deck, Quaritch strolled up the the teens being held against their own will, and spots (Y/N) teary-eyed and hissing Lo'ak, making him freeze.

"Yeah, I remember you ." He declares as the ones holding the two lift them up, making them hiss more against the hold, "Cuff 'em to the rail, all of 'em. except for the lady"

When he orders this, the group pulls the kids towards the rail despite their trying to fight back against it with yells and shoves. (Y/N) tried to elbow the one holding her, but he just tugged on her queue making her release a pained nose as she got led away from the kids.

Not being able to break free from the Avatars, Tsireya, Lo'ak, and Tuk all get attached to the railing by the red chains.

(Y/N) grumbled under her breath as she moves her head to the side, the lady in between Quaritch and his sidekick.

"Be brave." Lo'ak rasps from beside her, as he hears his little sister's noises of nervousness, and (Y/N)'s ears flicker at his voice, turning to his direction.

A second later, both the children attached to the railing and the Avatars, plus guards on the ship all heard the sound of warrior Na'vi whooping and yipping.

From around the corner of the giant, tall rock, out came a group of Metkayina warriors on their Skimwings, and they let themselves be known to the sky people on the ship.

"Na'vi inbound!" One of the Avatars informed others, as they all saw the incoming threat heading right for them. The guards focused on the incoming crowd and started to rise their guns.

"Dad!" Tuk yelled out in relief, smiling happily seeing that her father was coming to save them.

"Weapons up! Spread out!" One of the Avatars beside the captain ordered, as they all got into position and aimed their guns at the Na'vi warriors.

Jake, who was also leading the group up front with Tonowari, told him to stop them. Tonowari raised his spear up in the air, signaling his command as the other warriors all stopped their advances, and waited within the water.

Back on the ship, Quaritch removed the communication device on Lo'ak and took his earpiece. He placed the earpiece in his ear, and held the speaker to his mouth, getting ready to talk.

Jake looked through the eyeglass of his gun, and saw who was on the ship, as his heart rate picked up seeing his children on there, and spotted (Y/N)'s scared face, making him become more anxious, "They got our kids-" He moved the scope right, "Your daughter-" Tonowari let out a sound, obviously upset, "(Y/N), Tuk, Lo'ak.." Ronal hissed, releasing some strangled breaths.

All of a sudden, Quaritch started to talk into the mouthpiece, "Jake, tell your friends to stand down. If you want your kids back, you come out alone." He then pulls out his gun from his side, holding it up to show him, "You know better than to rest my resolve." He brings down the gun to the back of (Y/N)'s head, making her blood run cold and tense up. She was happy to see that he and their son was alive but it seemed like he had forgotten everything they had been through or that he simply didn't care, that thought alone brought a bigger frown to her face.

Lo'ak growled seeing this, ears flat against his head as he was trying to pull his hands out of the hold, exclaiming his protest along with the Tuk, and Tsireya. However, (Y/N)'s face remained calm.

Jake's lips went into a straight line, clenching his jaw angrily seeing the situation and releasing an upset noise, removing the gun from his eyesight.

"I took you under my wing, Jake, and you betrayed me. The both of you did" Jake hears the Avatar's voice through the comms, "You killed your own. Good men and women. I will not hesitate to execute your sister."

Jake stared at the ship where (Y/N) was held at gunpoint, and his actual two children with deep worry, and he presses the comm around his neck, "Just wait one." He answers Quaritch, before exhaling shakily and turning to Ronal, and Tonowari.

Looking behind him, he saw all the ready warriors for the fight as he made up his mind, and  turns back to Tonowari, holding up a hand to signal stop, "Hold here."

"They are killers of Tulkun." Tonowari reminded firmly, as he turned to him and holds up spear forward, "They must die. Here, today."

Jake looked back at his new friend, "It's me that they want. That's what all this has been about, right?" He speaks to him strongly, shaking his head, "The hunting of the Tulkuns. The taking of our kids."

Tonowari held a conflicted face, as his blue eyes flicked back and forth from the ship to Jake, and remains quiet. Ronal on the other hand, was not, "You brought this upon us!" She hisses with venom, and turns to him with a scowl, "You!"

Jake nods with a solemn face, ears flat against his head as he looks down for a second, and then back up to her, "Then, it is me who has to do it."

Tonowari released a puff of air out of his nose, giving Jake a look he didn't understand, but he held up his spear and signaled once more for the warriors to stay where they were.

"Offers to fix to expire. What's it gonna be?" Quaritch questioned through the comms, gun pushing against (Y/N)'s head more as she hissed under her breath, anxiety growing by the second.

"Check your fire. I'm coming out." Jake simply replied to him through the comms, as he place his gun behind him and makes his skimwing move forward.

Up above in the air, Ney'tiri saw her mate going forward out of the group, alone making her grow worried, "Ma Jake, what is happening?" She asked through the earpiece, but he didn't answer.

"Ma Jake?" She tried again, but he didn't answer making her release a scared noise.

Jake looked down, a heavy frown on his face as he couldn't reply to her, as he knew Quaritch would hear too.

Unbeknownst to them all, Payakan had sensed that (Y/N) was in danger as he felt the girl's emotions through the waves' vibrations. He was now lurking behind some rocks, making raging clicking noises as he spots Lo'ak, and his friends in danger.

Next to Quaritch on the ship, a squad member of his aimed his gun directly at Jake, seeing him through the scope, "Easy shot."

Quaritch lowered Lyle's gun from the aim, staring at him with a stand-down look, "You hit him now, they attack." He turns back around, and looks at the incoming Jake, "Wait till he's on board."

Lo'ak heard what he said, and let out a loud, displeased growl with his teeth bared.

(Y/N), on the other hand had her eyes closed as she kept whispering to herself, hoping her new Tulkun friend would come to save them in their time of need, despite the gun at her head.

And her prayers were heard when out of nowhere waves were being formed roughly in the water. The Metkayina noticed this happening but said nothing, as (Y/N)'s eyes flew open just when a familiar Tulkun jumped out of the water, "Payakan!"

Payakan made a noise as he made his body flip onto the boat, landing on it as he created a huge splash and ended up crushing the guards all underneath him.

Because of the force of his land, Quaritch was thrown off balance and the gun to (Y/N)'s head wasn't there anymore, as the children were thrown sideways but got caught themselves quickly.

Payakan thrashed his fins out, throwing guards in machine suits away who were firing at him, and many people off the ship. "Open fire! Open fire!" A few of the Avatars yelled out, as they and the guards start to shoot at Payakan, but it didn't affect him as his thick skin protected him.

"Brother!" Lo'ak yelled to his buddy, kicking the gunman forward that was in front of him, as the sky person was knocked off balance. One of Payakan's fins came crashing down onto the gunman and killed him.

"Woah.." (Y/N) breathed out in amazement, her body somewhat in front of Lo'aks as she shielded him away, and they both watched how Payakan threw his back fins around, causing crab suits to crash onto more guards, that were coming and made damage everywhere on the deck.

Jake saw this happening and released a batter cry as he rushed forward on his skimwing, and the other warriors followed behind. Ronal let out a yipping cry, throwing her spear up in her hand as Tonowari warrior cried also, joining Jake along with his people.

Back on the ship, Payakan was being shot at from above as he wailed out and lifted his tail fin and hit the bridge where the sky people were shooting him from, sending them flying in the air.

An Matador out in the water prepared their weapons, as they approached the front of where Payakan was, who was roaring and moving about. Just as they fired a missile into Payakan's mouth, he closed it and leaned forward the top of his head, and it bounced off the hard bit, landing into the ship, as it created even more chaos.

Payakan went to dive back into the ocean, letting out a final roar as his tail flicked the last of the sky people's machines away. All the Metkayina warriors let out cries, and charged forward noticing this, and open fire was released from the Matador onto them, as the warriors all dived into the water, narrowly missing the incoming bullets.

The Avatars on the ship started to go on their Ikrans, flew off to take on the fight, "Sully's inbound. I want eyes on him!" Quaritch yelled out to however was left, and walked off towards his Ikran.

A helicopter from above also started to fire down at the warriors underneath the water, and Ney'tiri saw this happening as she directed her Ikran down towards it, pulling her bow back and released an arrow with a yell. Her arrow went straight into the sky persons chest driving it, causing the machine to spin out of control and crash down into the water.

All the warriors, including Tonowari and Ronal killed the sky people, either stabbing them with their spears or sending arrows at them. Jake joined them in the fighting, as he was above water on his skimwing and fired his gun at the smaller ships.

He was doing this for a little while, firing or dodging bullets from the sky people, as his ammo ran out and he quickly reloaded.

Over in the seadragon, another helicopter was about to take off and join the fighting, but Ney'tiri appeared on her Ikran and shot her arrow at the pilot, killing him as she flew back over the water with a yip.

Quaritch found her doing this, and started to shoot at her with his gun, as she avoided and dodged the hits from him with yells.

However, appearing from below him was Jake with his own battle cry as he fired his gun at him, but quickly ran out of bullets. He cursed under his breath, throwing away the gun and dived under the water to avoid Quaritch's bullets.

Somewhere else in the water near the fight, ships tried to shoot at Payakan, but he quickly flicked his tail upwards so they flew up and landed badly onto the seadragon.

Then, suddenly the ship started to move forward and the propellers started to spin, making the fire that was already there become even bigger.

This pushed the ship forward quickly, which lead them into a massive rock, and it skidded along it. The seadragon climbed on the rock, and started to fly off of it, but splashed back into the water.

This sent those tied on the boat up in the air, with yells from the girls and made them crash back onto the deck with groans when the ship landed.

"You okay?" Lo'ak questioned everyone airily, but his hand was reaching for (Y/N)'s as she had her head leaning against the railing, wincing.

He received a groan in response, and the kids started to pull at their restraints from the rail, as hard as they could, but it wouldn't budge.

Lo'ak now started to kick the bent rail with his foot, yelling when it wouldn't work, but suddenly an ilu sprang out of the water, and the familiar figure of Neteyam appeared on the deck with them.

"Neteyam!" Tuk cheered with a bright grin, as he quickly made his way over to them all.

(Y/N) released a thankful breath, eyes a bit watery seeing him alive and coming to rescue them, as her lips turn upwards.

"Hey baby brother." Neteyam greeted with a tease at Lo'ak, as he cuts through Tsireya's restraints, "Need some help?"

After cutting hers, he moved onto Tuk's and got her free with his knife, and finally drop down to (Y/N), giving her a small grin with worried eyes, "Auntie are you okay?”

She chuckles watery, and gives him a smile back, but it doesn't reach her eyes as he gently cuts her hands free, and presses a hand to the side of her neck, checking for injuries.

When he found none, he helped her stand up and started giving instructions to the two other girls, while holding (Y/N)'s arms, "Go that way, and get Tuk out of here."

Tsireya listened, and gently ushered Tuk away with her as Lo'ak complained about Neteyam, "Bro- hurry up!" He grumbled, giving an eye roll.

Neteyam smirked cheekily at him, and turned to (Y/N) briefly, "Stay here for a moment, okay?" He gently tells her with a thick accent, eyes flickering around as she nods, and she quickly pressed her lips onto his forehead.

"Who's the mighty warrior?" Neteyam teases once more with a massive grin, and helps Lo'ak free from his restraints, "Come on, say it."

Lo'ak scoffed jokingly, shaking his head but a smile crossed his face nevertheless, as Neteyam finally got him free and touched his head, "Come on, lets go."

(Y/N) smiled warmly seeing the brothers getting along once again but stopped when she realized that Spider was still with his father and she needed to get him back even if that meant hurting her first love.

"Lo'ak! Auntie!" Neteyam hissed lowly, as the two behind the said teen watch him grab a gun and check if it has ammo, "What are you two doing?" He asked frantically, as he watches their movements.

"They have Spider. We gotta get him." Lo'ak informed the two, as he held the gun in his arms from the dead sky person.

Neteyam heisted at this, as he glances down at (Y/N) who was already looking at him, and she gives him a unsure, but determined look. Neither of the brothers wanted her in danger, but she was here with them now, and there was no going back.

"C'mon bro, we can't leave him." Lo'ak reasoned as he stood up, and tilted his head towards inside the ship.

Neteyam clenched his jaw, shaking his head and let out a frustrated hiss, before placing a hand behind (Y/N)'s back, pushing her forward to make sure she was in between them, as they all went to go save Spider.

Up above near somewhere in the ship, (Y/N), Neteyam and Lo'ak were holding onto the beams above the soldiers, and crawled across them upside down.

When the three heard yells of the sky people below them, they all stopped and made sure to stay quiet. (Y/N)'s ears twitched hearing the voices so close, as her eyes made contact with Neteyam's ones, and she give him a head flick.

She quickly turned to Lo'ak and did the same thing, as they moved towards an area uptop, where they walk on above them all.

The boys helped (Y/N) up on the yellow beams, as Neteyam lead the group with his knife in hand, while Lo'ak held his gun in hand and the three stopped at the ledge of the beam, spotting Spider with some of the soldiers.

The three of them shared a look as the sky people, and Spider were about to pass under him, and before the brothers could signal to jump down, (Y/N) was already jumping and landed down with a commando roll.

She elbowed one in the face that was coming at her, as the brothers eyes went wide watching this amazement and quickly jumped down to join her, all dealing with their own sky person.

Neteyam shoved one away into the water that was coming up behind (Y/N), as she kicked one away in the stomach, both soldiers landing in the ocean.

Lo'ak knocked one out with his gun, yelling as he did so, and swung at another one near Spider, while (Y/N) punched the last one away that was behind Lo'ak, wincing as she did so from the hit on her knuckles.

Spider immediately joined the fighting seeing them, as he took off some of the soldiers oxygen masks off, and punched one in the face with a grunt.

None of them noticed the one on the floor, who was hurt but went to grab the gun near him and go to aim it at (Y/N), who had her back turned, however, Lo'ak hissed seeing this and aimed his gun at him, spraying the sky person with bullets, successfully killing him.

(Y/N) span around hearing the gun, as she ran up to Lo'ak and pressed a hand against his arm, making sure he was alright as the male stares at the dead person, chest heaving.

"Bro, come on." Spider calls out to them, knowing they needed to go as more sky people would be coming after them.

"Let's go." Neteyam tells the two next to him, pressing a hand behind (Y/N)'s back as he guides her in front of him and Lo'ak, and she was the first one to jump down from the platform, the other three following behind.

"Thanks, guys-" Spider went to start talking, looking between the trio, but Lo'aks and (Y/N)'s eyes were behind him, looking at something incoming.

Their eyes got wide like saucers as they spot Lyle from the opposite pathway, and the Avatar spots them, going to take out his weapon.

"Go! Go!" Spider urges them with a yell, going to pull (Y/N) to safety but Neteyam shielded her body with his as he shoves Lo'ak with them, who went to aim his gun at Lyle.

The brothers had the girl in between them, as they ducked and covered from the incoming bullets at them and Spider leads them towards a smaller area, away from the guns.

The group stumbled into the place, leaning their backs against the walls as (Y/N) catches her breath, hands on the brothers forearms, as the gun fire continued at them.

"Gimme that!" Neteyam exclaimed to Lo'ak hurriedly, as he leans over (Y/N) and swipes the gun from his brothers hands, reloading the ammo and lifted it up to fire out randomly at the Avatars shooting at them.

The Avatars ducked for cover at his shooting, while he continues to fire the gun and briefly turns back to the group, motioning to go.

"Go, go, go!" Neteyam yelled to his brother, as the girl was making protest noises to leave him alone but Lo'ak grabs her hand and pulls her with him, following behind Spider who leads them.

"Teyam!" She shouts at the teen still firing, turning around to stare with wide eyes, but her voice became muffled when she got pulled into the water by Lo'ak, along with Spider, and they all made a splash as they dived in.

Back on the ship, Neteyam was finishing all the bullets left inside the gun, as he eventually ran out of ammo and threw the gun aside. Taking a quick deep breath, he jumped over the yellow railing and dived into the same pool the three went into.

Meanwhile, Lo'ak was helping (Y/N) swim under the ship with Spider next to them and the three quickly resurfaced above the water, treading their legs.

A familiar sound of an ilu clicking and chirping caught (Y/N)'s attention, as she turns around and spotted Tsireya on Ila, causing her to grin relieved at seeing both her new friends safe.

"Ila!" She cheers with a happy laugh, as her ilu clicks back with her flippers splashing against the water excited, also relieved to see her rider.

"Get on! Quick!" Tsireya hurries the group, as Lo'ak urges Spider forward onto the ilu, keeping a eye on (Y/N) as the girl was now frantically looking around the water.

"Where is he? Where is Neteyam-" She rants out of breath, heart rate picking up with nervousness as she looks behind her, and spots Neteyam's head resurfacing.

 However, her eyes go wide and stomach drops as she spots Neteyam having a hand placed over his heart, and blood now started to leak into the water, "No...no don't do this." She pleaded, going to reach a hand out to him, and he reached out as well, but winced and pulled it back.

"Go!" He shouted through his teeth at her, and the others, as his face was shown to be in deep pain, "I'm shot-"

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[geffenrecords]

update on my physical media collection (not including books / records ). list of everything shown in the pictures below the cut ⬇️

DVDS:

IT (1990)

it / it chapter two

ready or not

beetlejuice

glee season 1 (sorry)

glee season 2 (SORRY)

jaws

the secret of nimh

jurassic park, the lost world, jurassic park 3

the breakfast club / sixteen candles / weird science (John Hughes collection)

bill & Ted's excellent adventure / bogus journey

flatliners

the lost boys

diary of a wimpy kid

Grey's anatomy season 1 (SORRRYYY)

aliens

alien resurrection

TMNT (honestly idk why I still have this)

the outsiders

trainspotting

over the edge (matt dillon first movie)

Donnie darko

venom

Jennifer's body

jackass number 2

twilight

the karate kid

the princess diaries

fight club

star wars phantom menace, attack of the clones, and revenge of the sith

Narnia the lion the witch and the wardobe

the osbournes season 1

little miss sunshine

spiderman 1, 2, and 3

the amazing spiderman

elephant

Kung fu panda

the passion of the christ

pay it forward

original star wars trilogy

the polar express

a clockwork orange

heathers

life as a house

surfs up

scream

bowling for columbine

hackers

natural born killers

terminator 2

mysterious skin

moonrise kingdom

American idiot Greenday documentary

that was then, this is now

jackass the movie

suicide kings

the matrix

the Goldfinch

the day after tomorrow

speak

stand by me

kids

rumble fish

CDS;

the black parade (mcr)

danger days (mcr)

American idiot (green day)

21st century breakdown (green day)

in love and death (the used)

may death never stop you (mcr)

baby one more time (britney spears)

life on the murder scene dvd / cds

nevermind (nirvana)

dookie (green day)

nimrod (green day)

uno, dos, tre (green day)

nirvana greatest hits

blue weezer

selfish machines (pierce the veil)

collide with the sky (pierce the veil)

three cheers for sweet revenge (mcr)

from under the cork tree (fall out boy)

teens of denial (car seat headrest)

in utero (nirvana)

licensed to ill (beastie boys)

lost and found (mudvayne)

what it is to burn (finch)

slipknot

no strings attached (nsync)

infinity on high (fall out boy)

fallen (evanescence)

green weezer

mellon collie and the infinite sadness (smashing pumpkins)

Tallahassee (the mountian goats)

bleach (nirvana)

in the areoplane over the sea (neutral milk hotel)

the downward spiral (nin)

facelift (alice in chains)

placebo

smash (offspring)

dirt (alice in chains)

peace sells but whos buying ? (megadeth)

garage days (metallica)

folie a deux (fall out boy)

devil put dinosaurs here (alice in chains)

spit (kittie)

alice in chains

incesticide (nirvana)

hot fuss (the killers)

load (metallica)

american beauty / american psycho (fall out boy)

among the living (anthrax)

oops i did it agian (britney spears)

viva la cobra (cobra starship)

almost here (the academy is...)

kill em all (metallica)

and justice for all (metallica)

lets knife (shonen knife)

lithium single (nirvana)

ride the lightning (metallica)

homemade bullets cd my dad made for me for christmas using scans he found online :)

nirvana unplugged

killings my business (megadeth)

enema of the state (blink182)

take off your pants and jacket (blink182)

pretty hate machine (nin)

screaming for vengeance (judas priest)

fabulous disaster (exodus)

let go (avril lavigne)

hidden treasures (megadeth)

dude ranch (blink182)

there be squabbles ahead (stolen babies)

master of puppets (metallica)

the black album (metallica)

twilight soundtrack

neighborhoods (blink182)

south of heaven (slayer)

blink-182

angst (kmfdm)

adios (kmfdm)

nevermind the bollocks, heres the sex pistols (sex pistols)

hybrid theory (linkin park)

the lion and the cobra (sinead o connor)

seasons in the abyss (slayer)

reign in blood (slayer)

meteroa (linkin park)

anything is (my bloody valentine)

CASSETTE TAPES:

pearl harbor attack story

music from hungary

so far so good so what (megadeth)

the four seasons (vivaldi)

concerti (vivaldi)

hangin' tough (new kids on the block)

tchaikovsky / liszt paino concertos

bach flute sonata

mozart symphonies

cats musical

days of future passed (the moody blues)

60s surf hits

doomsday for the deciever (flotsam and jetsam)

st elmos fire soundtrack

phantom of the opera highlights

defenders of the faith (judas priest)

VHS:

a year and a half in the life of metallica (original 80s tape from my dad!)

cliff em all (also original 80s tape from my dad )

walking with dinosaurs bbc

dead poets society

the lost boys

flatliners

family values 1998 tour (korn, limp bizkit, ice cube, rammstien, orgy)

attack of the clones

aliens

the terminator

hackers

not pictured are my books (way too many and way too unorganized to actually take pictures of), and my records. im not big into record collecting but i do have;

life on the murder scene soundtrack

three cheers for sweet revenge

the black parade is dead!

kill em all

master of puppets

[take-it-on-the-run]

Sam Winchester Playlist

"We're far from perfect, but we are good."

Sam Winchester Masterlist | Supernatural Masterlist | Main Page Masterlist

A/N: Could also be interpreted as 'Being in Love With Sam Winchester'

Creep // Radiohead

I don't care if it hurts; I wanna have control; I want a perfect body; I want a perfect soul

Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want // The Smiths

See, the life I've had; can make a good man bad

The Man Who Sold The World // David Bowie

Oh no, not me; I never lost control

Alien Blues // Vundabar

I need to purge my urges, shame, shame, shame

Wish You Were Here // Pink Floyd

We're just two lost souls; swimming in a fish bowl; year after year

Fade Into You // Mazzy Star

Fade into you; strange you never knew

Space Song // Beach House

Somewhere in these eyes; I'm on your side

Play With Fire // Rolling Stones

And your father'd be there with her; if he only could; but don't play with me; 'cause you're playing with fire

Brain Damage // Pink Floyd

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon; and if there is no room upon the hill; and if your head explodes with dark forebodings too; I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road // Elton John

You know you can't hold me forever; I didn't sign up with you

Apocalypse // Cigarettes After Sex

Your lips, my lips; apocalypse

My Heart is Buried in Venice // Ricky Montgomery

My heart is buried in Venice; hidden beneath all my worries and doubts

My Kind of Woman // Mac Demarco

And I'm down on my hands and knees; beggin' you please, baby; show me your world

As The World Caves In // Matt Maltese

And here it is, our final night alive; and as the earth runs to the ground; oh girl it's you that I lie with

Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy) // John Lennon

Close your eyes; have no fear; the monster's gone; he's on the run and your daddy's here

[totaldrama-showdowns]

Submissions for the Non-Human Showdown! Including ones that are invalid!

Fang (x2)

“🦈🦈🦈”

“He's Fang ❤”

Cody Jr (x2)

“Cody Jr! No! Not Aunty Heather!”

Mr Coconut (x2)

“The og. Should have won every season /serious”

vince the alligator (x2)

“SWEEEEP”

“The lore… so immaculate”

the don box (x2)

“bzzz i have a stupid fucking clue for you. ah fuck the interns put me in a lame outfit again”

“what id don on about he's slaying in that shirt”

wt pineapple (x2)

“ALEPINEAPPLE FOREVER!!!”

“��🐍🐍🐍🐍”

Irene the fish (x2)

“shes so beautiful i’d kiss her too”

“The final remaining member of Team Victory after DJs elimination, Irene went on to win the million and the hearts of many.”

the chrarry baby (x2)

“Goo goo gaa gaa”

“ive got my eye on u chris mclean”

Princess Beth Doll

“I WANT TO BUY ONE SO BAD IRL!!!!! Also, this too is yuri”

Old Jester from reboot S2ep9

“I love when Damien hugged him! That's scene is soooo cute. Also I love fluffy animal!”

Bobo :)

“SEASON 2 SPOILERS Bobo is the name of the bear that had the Raj mask in season 2 episode 12 :) idk I just think he’s silly”

DJ’s bunny

the Chris-shaped cake that Julia's group made

“I wanna eat that thang”

Dramarama Cody

“He's an alien”

Theodore (MK's stuffed unicorn)

(the arts and crafts) Shed (from season 1)

“shed sweep”

that evil little seal from wt

“sooo little and evil. who can hate him”

caleb rock

“possibly the best version of him out there”

the skull duncan carved for courtney

“you cant deny how iconic it was”

eva’s mp3 player

“the most important character in td history”

heather’s various hairstyles

“possibly the most diverse and versatile entity in td historu”

pahkitew island

“The best one”

Myself

“:^)”

ryan seacrests car

“very fast”

chef's car (total dramarama and gen 4)

“MY CAR!!!!!”

alien clone cody

“AAAAAAA*explodes into green goo*”

chris's wig

“wiggin”

heather's wig

“wiggin”

total drama yum yuk happy go time candy fish tails

“You ate it!”

trents five finger shirt

“5”

princess courtney CD

“all the greatest hits!”

owens butt

“fart”

anne maria’s hair style

“Ey im walkin here”

bridgettes surfboard

“BONK”

the fake antlers from the paintball ep

“Duncney”

manitobas fedora

“served!”

beary <3

“it’s LITERALLY beary”

ripper’s world record breaking fart

“he did it”

the portrait of cody as blue boy in wt

“funny looking”

sierra’s pizza box-cum-laptop*

“she uses the internet AND eats witj it. shes a genius”

*Mod Note: this refers to cum meaning: combined with; also used as (used to describe things with a dual nature or function).

waynes accent

“Eh we play hockey eh”

mal ventriloquist doll

“aaah im evil mal doll”

alejandro puppet

“we do a little trolling”

Chef 2.0

“He made him from a cashew”

Mt. Kīlauea

“She has the mercy to have her lava not hot enough to kill Alejandro, Ezekiel, and that random intern like... Everyone say "thank you" or somethin idk. Do you think she feels bad that Alejandro ended up in a robot suit because”

Immunity idol s4-5

“They ruined it's design in the reboot boooooooo”

MK's infernape

“Listen, she's a gamer and she's based. She would totally pick chimchar in bdsp. She probably hates people who tells her to "play platinum" because that was a game made for old people.

Try and exclude this submission, I dare you. There's nothing that says I can't submit theoretical non-humans. There's a non-zero chance that MK has an Infernape and I know it's been raised to have some awesome sneaky move. If you exclude this, I bet you'd allow "Mike's Torterra" because only a grass type fan would be a fire type and MK hater!!

Julia would keep her piplup unevolved and beat her console into tiny bits when she gets to Cynthia btw”

the drone of shame

“[picks up victim and flies away] wheeee”

that giant bowl of rice they fall into in japan

“mm giant bowl of rice”

noah’s dog

“his epic dog”

celine dion cardboard cutout

“love fucking wins #duncney”

the face huggers from Area 51

“rip tyler”

ezekiel MISSING milk carton

“Sad! He died.”

the eagle chris shot and killed

“someone arrest this man. again”

the confessional

“it’s always there for you”

geoff’s splinter

“OW”

the bread from codys pants

“man i need to rewatch island. i fucking love the pants bread”

That ice cream snowman from SMS

“LISTEN. JUST BECAUSE HE IS FROM THE EPISODE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN NOT GIVE HIM HIS RESPECT”

bear

“the one from raptear specifically. let's go lesbians”

that pizza chase threw the challenge for

“clearly he should be with it rather than emma. chemma? chipper? chazee? nope never fucking heard of them”

Momma's Spice

“*sprinkles it on op's head* mmmm tasty”

The Gilded Chris award

WT barf bags

“give a real f to those guys. never appeared after episode 7.”

the toxic marshmallow of loserdom

“killer of staci's hair”

The lavatory confessional

“bitch is iconic. 6/8 is a passing mark!!!”

Courtney's PDA

“why wouldnt they call it a phone idk but its so camp”

The Cassowaries

“Male cassowaries are responsible for raising the young. We love an involved father.”

Fire-breathing winged mountain goats

“You could make an Undertale reference with this (also they're really cool)”

Giant Beetle

“Dott shippers will like this one”

Mutated Maggots

“They're pretty cute!”

Six-Legged Rats

“ADORABLE EEEEEEEP!!!!”

scott bird

“what a beautiful bird”

Chef's car

“It may play a role in mkulia canon”

Gethin

that rainbow porridge in episode 8 of the reboot

“aw hell naw chris cookin up the gay porridge”

The cassowary that fell in love with Zee

“We love an iconic single mother looking for love”

The rat in the cargo hold that appears on screen for 0.5 seconds during Ezekiel's solo in "Come Fly With Us"

“That rat really carried the whole song. Iconic. Astounding. Never before seen talent. Lady Gaga is shaking in her Demonias.”

The Erymanthian Boar

“It wrecked Duncan's shit in Greece.”

The dock of shame

“So many teens walked on her, i think she deserves some recognizion”

gwen's blender necklace

Zoey's hamster (Miss Puffycheeks)

“It's cute and can punch a cat, need I say more?”

[silentspacenstuff]

I've mentioned this character a number of times before, but now she's finally getting a proper introduction.

Name: Callisto Alioth Age: at the time she and Warp meet, she appears to be around 24 Earth years old; however, she is chronologically at least ten thousand years old   Sex: Female Species: Ezzari Height: 4'9" Weight: 122 lbs Orientation: Straight Occupation: Prior to being cryogenically frozen and sent from her homeworld, an apprentice priestess to her grandmother Theia; after her rescue from a slave auction, a maid in the house of Warp Darkmatter Homeworld: unknown Love interest: Warp Darkmatter Family: Theia (grandmother, deceased), Iapetus (father, deceased), Capella (mother, deceased), Blaze (son) Backstory:

Callisto was a member of the Ezzari, an ancient alien race that was one of the most powerful and advanced of its time; they were especially well-known for their creation of a unique and powerful fusion crystal made with an ingredient found only on their homeworld and known only to themselves. However, there came a time when the mighty Ezzari civilization would fall, and their numbers would be decimated. Callisto was placed in a cryogenesis capsule by her father Iapetus, in the hopes that his daughter would be spared the genocide of their people.

Approximately ten thousand years later, her capsule would be found in the jungle of Talera-5 by a team of archeologists, who took pity on the frightened young woman and allowed her to stay with them. Several days later, one of those archeologists would turn out to be a slave trader and sell Callisto to a black market dealer on Tradeworld to be sold at an auction.

When Callisto was brought out on the auction stage, the bidders were intrigued by the exotic beauty before them, especially a Raenok general named Skurj. Several bids were made for the young Ezzari woman, but Skurj managed to retain the highest bid until a muscular blue-skinned man by the name of Warp Darkmatter outbid him at the last minute. Though relieved the Raenok wouldn't be taking her, Callisto was by no means thrilled about being a slave to this cocky brute of a man and made several attempts at escaping from him once he brought her to his home. Though Warp would be injured by her during some of these attempts, he couldn't help but admire her fiery spirit in spite of his frustration.

In an attempt to win her trust, Warp decided to keep his distance from Callisto for awhile, but would leave her gifts by a garden pool she liked to sit by. She remained wary of him, but began to allow him to come closer. One day, while Callisto was massaging Warp's back, the latter noticed the former staring at a decorative urn with great interest.

"Oh, you like that old thing, eh? I found it on one of the moons of Altaari and thought it looked interesting. I have no idea what those odd scribbles all over it are supposed to mean, though."

"I - I know what it means," Callisto responded timidly. "It is in the language of my people." She began to translate the writing on the urn, while Warp listened with great interest.

From that moment on, the two of them would spend more time together, with Callisto telling Warp stories about her world and the Ezzari, and Warp entertaining Callisto with tales of his adventures across the galaxy. However, there came a time when Callisto told Warp something that would be the beginning of the end of the happiest time of his life since joining Zurg. 

"I'm pregnant."

Warp was of course shocked, but also happy he was going to be a father. Callisto, though also happy about her upcoming motherhood, knew something she didn't want her lover to know, fearing if he did know it would endanger her unborn child's life. So she kept it a secret, even as she grew more weak and tired as her pregnancy progressed. Warp was of course concerned, but Callisto assured him she was fine. The day came when a healthy baby boy was born to Warp and Callisto. As Callisto held her son for the first (which would also be the last) time, her smile faded and a tear slid down her cheek. Warp asked if something was wrong, to which Callisto responded, "It's nothing. I'm just tired. Do you think you could take him while I rest awhile?" Warp of course obliged, then asked if she knew what she wanted to named their son, to which she responded, "How about ... Blaze?"

Those were Callisto's last words before she closed her eyes.

She never awakened after that. 

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command and related characters (c) Disney and Pixar Callisto here is mine.

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CHAPTER 7/15

FANDOM: ROTTMNT SUMMARY: Donnie suffers in silence after the Krang invasion. That’s not unique. Everyone in the Hamato clan is struggling. But Donnie’s a problem solver, and a dangerous obsession, a new invention, and spiralling sanity threaten to alienate him from his family for good. !! GENERAL CONTENT WARNING !!

- This story contains an overall theme of self-harm through dangerous actions and self-experimentation. Since it has an overall presence throughout the whole narrative, please consult the tags on AO3 to know what to expect. If this subject matter bothers you, please take care of yourself and read responsibly!

- Likewise, there will repeated moments of gore and medical procedures.

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Cassandra stood on the steps leading into the common room, arms bundled with gifts wrapped in baby blue wrapping paper. She had a balloon with ‘It’s a Boy!’ written on it in cursive, a stuffed bear holding a sword, and a miniature hockey stick. Her face had its usual constipated-angry curl, her chin thrust foward, eyes ballooned wide as they set their sights on Casey.

Donnie couldn’t quite place the look on her face—Cassandra had always been too difficult to read. She always looked some varying degree of royally pissed off, but very rarely was she ever actually pissed off. Her pissed-off look was actually just her default expression, and it made it hard to determine where she was going to take the mood of a room once she entered. When she saw Casey, her head cocked to the side and kept cocking until it was almost upside down. Her spine sure was flexible.

Casey was a little easier. He froze, hands clenching and unclenching at his side before raising to wave.

“Um, hi,” he said. “I’m—”

Cassandra threw the presents to the side, the balloon fluttering up to get caught in the rafters. She bolted and Casey took a step back, then she was right in his face and holding his jawline with both her hands.

“You…are the most BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN!” Cassandra screamed.

She seized Casey into a bone-crunching hug. Literally. Donnie heard bones crunch.

“If anything happens to my son, I will KILL everyone in this room, raise them from the dead, and KILL THEM AGAIN!”

[bzedan]

[ID: An digital illustration evocative of the singing flowers in Disney's Alice In Wonderland, with airbrush shaded backgrounds but coloured line cell-shading for the main figure. The flower is a California Poppy with the face of Garfield. In pink tilted letters in the upper left corner is "March" over a turquoise hand-drawn looking font with "2024." End ID.]

Finally got an over-three-hour playlist, bits of spring means ups and downs and sad wet cat feelings along with the manic joy of the days getting longer. I've mentioned this before but every time I hear All Saints' "Love Lasts Forever" part of me thinks it is the theme song to *Highlander*. Bless my brain where there's some pop girl version of *Highlander*. Can you imagine?!

Related media to some of the songs:

The very awesome Cola Boyy died this month at 34, which is not enough years but I'm glad we were given what we did. His disco pop is a joy and his cover of 'To Be Rich Should Be a Crime' is the version that lives in my head. Here's a mini-doc over on Vimeo that came out with that single.

I stumbled across Tele Novella this month and they hit a lot of sound boxes for me. "Eggs in one Basket" has an appropriately weird video. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTB-uwAd0v8)

I'd heard "Pump Up the Volume," of which Colorbox was part (primary part, for this song) before because I'm a person living in the world the years I have, but somehow hadn't encountered "The Moon Is Blue"?! One of those bands for whom things went right then fell apart. Wolfgang Tillmans did an exhibition collecting their work in a "playback room" exhibition.

I remain fond of younger folks reinterpreting the imagery and sound from my high school years and Lauran Hibberd hits that. See 2nd prettiest girl as an example.

Anyway here's a link to March's playlist on Spotify, with the track list below the cut. 

And embedded if you dig that:

'Don't Let the Green Grass Fool You' - Wilson Pickett

'King's Crossing' - Elliott Smith

'Hearts and Flowers' - Jennifer Lopez

'Cloudy Day' - Tones And I

'99 Luftballons' - Stereoact

'Waters of March' - Art Garfunkel

'Pop Goes The World' - Men Without Hats

'Mother Nature' - MGMT

'The Moon Is Blue' - Colourbox

'Ask The Community' - Timber Timbre

'Good Times' - Eric Burdon & the Animals

'So Much (For) Stardust' - Fall Out Boy

'Masquerade - Re-Recorded' - Berlin

'Era Primavera' - Chicano Batman

'wavering grass' - demon gummies

'All Night Long (All Night)' - Lionel Richie

'Love Lasts Forever' - All Saints

'Rhythm Of The Night' - DeBarge

'Only You Can' - Fox

'Can't Get Enough' - Jennifer Lopez

'That Time' - Regina Spektor

'Daniel' - Bat For Lashes

'Calling All Kids' - Arthur Russell

'Talkin' Like You (Two Tall Mountains)' - Connie Converse

'Psychic Vampire' - Tristen

'And When I Die' - Peter, Paul and Mary

'Dancing with Tears in My Eyes' - Ultravox

'Alien Boy' - Oliver Tree

'Baby Blue Sedan' - Modest Mouse

'Bulletproof' - La Roux

'Help I'm Alive' - Metric

'Eggs in one Basket' - Tele Novella

'Perfect (Exceeder)' - David Guetta

'Bullet With Butterfly Wings - Remastered 2012' - The Smashing Pumpkins

'Right Time of Night' - Urban Heat

'Paper Crown' - Tele Novella

'Balloon Man' - Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians

'The Rubberband Man' - The Spinners

'It Won't Be Long' - Tele Novella

'Hurdy Gurdy Man' - Donovan

'Aladdin' - Future Islands

'Beautiful People' - The Books

'Don't Touch My Bikini' - The Halo Benders

'Toy Boy' - MIKA

'Keep It Rolling' - Bloc Party

'Don't You Evah' - Spoon

'Paper Thin Walls' - Modest Mouse

'Peach Sky' - Bat For Lashes

'Heathens' - AURORA

'Dancing Barefoot' - Patti Smith

'To Be Rich Should Be a Crime' - Cola Boyy

'Bugs' - O'Death

'pretty good for a bad day' - Lauran Hibberd

'Synthetica' - Metric

'Hermit the Frog' - MARINA

[darthchic]

It’s literally been years since I’ve posted anything TMNT related on here (mostly I just come on here to lurk… That’s such a great word…)

But I have now seen TMNT: Mutant Mayhem and I wanted to jot down my thoughts before I forget, cause I freakin’ LOVED it!

- first off, loved the animation, it was hideously beautiful, an imperfect beauty. I mean, the style is supposed to look like a teenager’s messy scribbles, right? And it does.

- Did anyone else get ‘Stranger Things’ vibes from the background music at times? Guess they wanted to inject a little 80s/90s flavour. Understandable.

- Most people seem to have a favourite turtle and mine is still Leo. I’ve not consumed every iteration of the turtles, especially not the comics, but for everything I’ve seen, he’s always consistently won my heart. He’s just such a GOOD BOI! My blue lame-o dork (said with much affection)

- I was just awwwing away during that scene where they were watching ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’. For me, it’s really the first time a version of the turtles really hammered in the longing the boys have to be a part of the human world and be normal teenagers. And seeing Leo notice a couple snuggling together and clearly wanting something like that himself? My boy just wants some romance dagnabbit!

- They added another element of sentimentality into Splinter’s backstory. Establishing that as a common rat, humans didn’t like him, and not many other animals liked him either. And then he finds these baby turtles who just love him unconditionally from the start? You can kinda see why he’s overprotective and a tad clingy. And when all those people made him drop his babies on the street, and Mikey onto the road in front of incoming traffic, it was a very “HOW DARE YOU” moment for me.

- April was a pretty cool character, I liked that she could relate to the turtles’ goal of wanting to achieve something great in order to be accepted. Throwing up in front of your school would be hard for a teen to live down. Poor Puke Girl. But I also liked that April kinda realises, at least from my point of view, that even though she went through something humiliating, it really doesn’t compare to what the turtles have to deal with. Maybe she even realised that she takes what she has for granted? So, I love that by the end, she was more focused on helping the turtles find acceptance rather than trying to help herself.

- Then the same could be said for the turtles. They still wanted to be heroes, even if that doesn’t guarantee they’ll be accepted by humans. It was so cute seeing Leo hype up his bros; I think the music for this scene is called “Better Than Mark Ruffalo”, and I had to go find it to listen to it again, cause it puts a smile on my face. Plus, Raph is able to tip over a van with his bare hands. Do they all have super strength or is this just the awesome power of Raph’s rage?

- Can I say, I was kinda shocked that SuperFly was allowed to say things like “Piss me off” in a PG rated movie? I’m so used to PG movies being extra kiddie-proof, where even words like *gasp* God and “kill” are seen as baaaaaaad words

- It’s kinda amusing to me that only poor Mikey and Raph got their blood sucked by the ‘Milking Machine’ and Leo and Donnie got off scot free. Though they did all get electrocuted several times before that.

- Also, Cynthia Utrom, is she gonna reveal that she’s really a tiny alien in a robot body some time down the road, or is this gonna be a red herring?

- I think the all-star cast they had for all the extra mutants (minus Ice Cube as SuperFly) was kinda wasted a little bit, but if they’re brought back for the sequel and the series then I’m assuming they’ll get a bit more attention.

- Seeing the turtles going to school was such a sweet new take, I imagine there’s probably a few fanfic authors out there screeching

- As for any romantic subplots, I don’t think people are gonna be as bothered by Leo’s crush on April as they were by Donnie’s crush in the 2012 series. But, we’ll see how the series deals with it going forward, especially if they decide to re-introduce Casey. Please not another love triangle! Does anyone even like those things anymore!?

- And uh, Splinter’s ‘relationship’ with Scumbug? Well, at least he’s happy…

- And last but not least, the reveal of Shredder at the end of the mid credits scene... Why is he connected to TCRI? Will the Foot Clan still exist? Is Shredder really just gonna be some bounty hunter for TCRI? Cause I feel Shredder always needs a much grander role, or a more personal vendetta with the turtles, and seemingly with Splinter no longer being Hamato Yoshi or having any connection with that character, I wonder where they’re going with this version of the Shredder?

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Reminiscing (by @avaveevo)

One night, Korvo and Terry are lying in bed after sex.

Korvo: *sighs* What a wonderful experience.

Terry: I know. Hey! Remember when he first fucked?

Korvo: *chuckles* Yeah. It was really amazing. I remember like it was yesterday.

Terry: You were so shy and insecure about how your body looked.

Korvo looks down in sadnessz

Korvo: *sighs sadly* Yeah… I was.

Terry frowns sadly and turns Korvo to face him

Terry: You were very scared that day, huh?

Korvo: Yeah. I felt overweight.

Terry: But you really look beautiful and amazing.

Korvo giggles and runs a hand over his naked body.

Korvo: You really were into it, huh?

Terry: *blushes* Uh...yeah?

Korvo: Then, one minute, you were feeling horny, then so was I.

Terry: *looks at Korvo's ass* Yeah.

Korvo: *chuckles* I felt a sexy sensation and that’s when you try to dominate me. It was breathtaking.

Korvo then realizes Terry was looking at his ass.

Korvo: Oooh, do you think this pretty little ass is thicc?

Terry: Y-yeah.

Korvo: *seductively* Then why don’t you give it a slap?

Terry: YEAH!

Terry slaps Korvo's ass.

Korvo: Oh! *giggles* Terry, you bad dirty boy!

Terry: *growls in pleasure as his eyes turn orange*

Korvo: *eyes glow aquamarine* Oooooh! You have me so turned on!

Terry: *seductively as his skin turns black* Mmm, tell you what? This amazing talk about the first time we fuck is making me gush!

Korvo: *seductively as his skin turns black* Then come get me!

Terry: *grows bigger and muscular* COME HERE YOU BEAUTIFUL SHIMMERING BLUE STUD!

Terry dominates Korvo as the two starts sexing away while they turn into their monster forms.

Mundane Terry: *roars* How does it feel now?! Horny and sexy for you now?!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: YES! YES YES YEEEEEESSSSSS! SO BIG FOR MY TIGHT HOLE! *moans*

Mundane Terry: *growls* THAT’S RIGHT! DON’T TELL ME TO STOP NOW! THIS IS GETTING AMAZING!

Super Shlorpian Korvo: TERRY! FUCK! SLAP MY ASS AGAIN!

Mundane Terry: YES! THAT’S MORE LIKE IT, BABY! *slaps Super Shlorpian Korvo’s ass*

Super Shlorpian Korvo sticks his tongue out in pleasure.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: OH YES! I AM SO CLOSE!

Mundane Terry: YES! I'M GONNA FUCKING-

The two monster alien husbands cum as they cry out in ecstasy as they fall on their bed and moan lovingly.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: *pants* Oh my god...

Mundane Terry: *pants* Oooooh….

The two monster alien husbands kiss as they moan lovingly.

Super Shlorpian Korvo: I love you Terry-bear…

Mundane Terry: I love you too.

The two monster alien husbands then makeout in French kisses while snuggling with each other.

[simslegacy5083]

NSB (Straud Legacy) Gen 8 Ep. 115: A Strange Pairing

After the festival Peachy and Jack were surprised to receive a wedding invitation from the chief of the precinct. What made it even stranger was that the invite didn’t come directly from Peachy’s boss, but rather his old friend and fellow slayer of alien plant monsters, Uncle Ash.

In a strange twist of fate, the chief had also fallen in love with a sim much younger than herself and was tying the knot with Ash’s son Parker.

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Peachy was more thankful than ever for the paternity store when he needed to find something to accommodate his impressive baby belly that would also fit in with the dress code at the high society venue Ashley had chosen downtown for his son’s wedding.

The dad-to-be was able to find the perfect outfit thanks to cleverly concealed elastic and high-tech fabrics with plenty of stretch.

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The wedding was as beautiful as one would expect for the money the father of the groom had clearly spent on it.

After a fancy buffet dinner accompanied by Ed’s best nectars and fizzes, they were finally free to mingle. Peachy and Jack found the elder Ash resting at the edge of the ballroom, half hidden from view in a windowed alcove and in a pensive mood.

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They’d intended to congratulate him on the happy day but the look on his face startled them into a different conversation.

Settling down with their friend Peachy inquired as to what had him so blue. With a sigh Ash told them that he was worried for his little boy. He knew Peachy and Jack had both worked with his daughter-in-law in the past and he’d love to talk to them about his concerns in a more private setting.

They arranged to meet for lunch the next day at the old Crash Into Flavor restaurant on the outskirts of Strangerville.

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When Jack then offered a hand to lead him to the dance floor Peachy shook his head. Between the baby’s acrobatics during dinner and the fancy dress shoes cutting into his already sore, swollen, feet, he told his husband he was in no mood to strut his stuff.

Instead, the two men stayed on the couch with their friend, all three of them laughing at Peachy’s witty commentary about weddings and some of the more interesting dance moves being executed a few feet away.

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MCCC paired these 2 lovebirds up and I thought it was too perfect not to fit into the story.

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[hauntingsoundtracks]

List of titles

To make the search on the blog easier, I've compiled a list of the movies, shows, etc that have at least one music here. I'll do my best to keep it updated as I add more.

Unfortunately tumblr won't let me publish a post with so many links, so I'm unable to add a link to each corresponding tag.

See the list under the cut :

List of movies / animated movies : 12 Monkeys 28 Days Later 2001: A Space Odyssey The Abyss The Addams Family Alien Aliens American Beauty Arizona Dream Babe Baby Driver Basic Instinct Batman Returns Beetlejuice La Belle et la Bête / Beauty And The Beast (1946) Black Swan Blade Runner Blood Simple Bram Stoker's Dracula Brazil Candyman Carrie Casper Christine Le Cinquième Elément / The Fifth Element La Cité des enfants perdus / The City Of Lost Children Clockwork Orange The Company Of Wolves Le Comte de Monte Cristo / The Count of Monte Cristo (2024) Conan The Barbarian Coraline Corpse Bride The Craft Crash Crimes Of The Future Crimson Peak The Crow Dancer In The Dark Daredevil (2003) Dark City The Dark Crystal Darkman Dawn Of The Dead Day Of The Dead Death Proof Devdas Die Hard Dirty Dancing Divine Intervention Dr. Strangelove Donnie Darko Dune (1984) Dune (2021) Edward Scissorhands The Elephant Man Escaflowne Escape From New-York Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind Excalibur The Exorcist Fargo Firestarter The Fly For A Few Dollars More The Frighteners From Dusk Till Dawn From Hell Full Metal Jacket Gattaca Get Out Ghost Ghostbusters Ghost In The Shell A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night The Goonies Le Grand Bleu / The Big Blue Gremlins Groundhog Day Halloween Hellraiser Hereditary Der Himmel über Berlin / Wings Of Desire The Hobbit : An Unexpected Journey Home Alone Hook Howl's Moving Castle The Hunger The Hunger Games The Hunger Games : Catching Fire The Hunger Games : Mockingjay Part 1 The Hunger Games : Mockingjay Part 2 The Innocents Interstellar Interview With The Vampire In The Mood For Love I Saw The TV Glow Jane Eyre (1996) Jane Eyre (2011) Jaws Je vais bien ne t'en fais pas / Don't Worry I'm Fine Jumanji Jurassic Park The Land Before Time Last Night In Soho Legend Leon The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou The Lighthouse Lisa Frankenstein Little Miss Sunshine Little Shop of Horrors Little Women (1994) The Lord Of The Rings : The Fellowship Of The Ring The Lord Of The Rings : The Two Towers The Lord Of The Rings : The Return Of The King The Lost Boys The Lovely Bones Mad Max Fury Road Maleficent Mandy The Matrix Maxxxine Melancholia Microcosmos Midnight Express Midsommar The Mission Moonrise Kingdom Moulin Rouge! Mulholland Drive Near Dark The Neverending Story The Nightmare Before Christmas A Nightmare On Elm Street Nikita Nope O Brother, Where Art Thou? Oldboy The Omen Once Upon A Time In The West Only Lovers Left Alive Oppenheimer The Others Out Of Rosenheim / Bagdad Café Pan's Labyrinth Le Père Noël est une ordure / Santa Claus is a Stinker Perfect Blue Perfume : The Story Of A Murderer Phantom Of The Paradise Phenomena Philadelphia Pi The Piano Pink Floyd The Wall Platoon Poltergeist Portrait de la jeune fille en feu / Portrait Of A Lady On Fire Practical Magic Predator The Prestige Pride And Prejudice The Princess Bride Princess Mononoke Prince of Darkness Prometheus Queen Of The Damned Ravenous Re-Animator Repo! The Genetic Opera Requiem For A Dream Robocop The Rocky Horror Picture Show Le Roi et l'oiseau / The King And The Mockingbird Romeo + Juliet Rosemary’s Baby Scanners Scream A Series of Unfortunate Events Shaun of the Dead The Shining The Sixth Sense Sleepwalkers Sleepy Hollow Snow White and the Huntsman Snow White: A Tale of Terror Starship Troopers Star Wars Episode IV - A New Hope Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back Star Wars Episode VI - Return of the Jedi Strictly Ballroom Sucker Punch Suspiria (1977) Suspiria (2018) Sweeney Todd Tacones Lejanos / High Heels The Tale Of The Princess Kaguya The Terminator Terminator 2 : Judgement Day The Thing The Thin Red Line Time Of The Gypsy Titane Tommy Total Recall Trainspotting Tron Legacy Under The Skin Us The Virgin Suicides Weird Science Whiplash The Witch The Witches Of Eastwick Willow Les Yeux sans visage / Eyes Without A Face

List of series / miniseries / animated series : Battlestar Galactica Berserk Buffy The Vampire Slayer Cowboy Bebop Dark The Dark Crystal : Age Of Resistance Dragon Ball Z Elfen Lied Fallout Game Of Thrones The Haunting of Bly Manor The Haunting of Hill House Interview With The Vampire Lost Lucifer Midnight Mass Misfits Our Flag Means Death Over The Garden Wall Record Of Lodoss War : Chronicles Of The Heroic Knight Serial Experiments Lain Stephen King's IT Stranger Things Teen Wolf True Blood Twin Peaks The Vision Of Escaflowne Westworld What We Do In The Shadows Yellowjackets

List of games : Bad Dream : Coma Dredge Fallout 4 Final Fantasy VII Plants VS Zombies Stardew Valley

List of podcasts : The Magnus Archives The Magnus Protocol

[darkmatter-nebula]

continuation of government agents

Hi! Thank you for the request!

I'll try my best!

By the way, the U.S Scientific Division had an anonymous informant. *cough*Jacob*cough*

This is connected to "The U.S Scientific Division Is Suspicious".

Drabble: Stay Away From Colli!

"Stay away from my beloved little brother Colli, you idiots!" Hunter was angry. Very, very, VERY angry! The agents from the U.S Scientific Division were surrounding the Noceda house to get Colli. The agents were the opposite of gentle with the small starboy with otherworldly fluffy lavender hair and a heart of gold.

"You're hurting me! Please let me go!" Colli pleaded. "Shut up, Alien!" As soon as the agent decided to knock Colli out, Hunter was seeing red! Same for Camila, who didn't accept that her precious baby was hurt. "HOW DARE YOU?!" Hunter and Camila yelled in unision.

"I think I fucked up..." The agent, who had hurt Colli, finally understood that it was a very dumb idea to harm a single hair on the kindhearted eternal child's head. Speaking of Colli, his dark blue blood was running down his adorable multi-colored face.

"Little Cherub..." Camila whispered, her voice was filled with concern for her baby boy. Hunter was so mad that he became a one man army. The young Grimwalker beat the shit out of every agent. Camila joined the fun with her baseball bat.

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Not that much later, the U.S Scientific Division had enough and decided to retreat. Thankfully, Colli stirred awake. His injury already healed up nicely. The immortal celestial boy was pulled into a tight yet soft hug by his big brother and mother.

The former Golden Guard showered Colli with lots of soft and loving brotherly kisses. Camila kissed lovingly Colli's freckled cheek. "We're glad that you're alright, my beautiful little Sunshine!" Hunter whispered as he pressed with infinite tenderness his forehead against Colli's.

The End