#mulder as he becomes corporeal and steps into chris carter's house with a knife: the fucking‚ christopher

[gingerteaonthetardis]

there's something so funny and deranged about force-fitting all these whack ass biblical parallels into xfiles existence—where mulder follows a star and scully gives birth in a dusty abandoned village and the gunmen are the three wise men and an evil force is after the special miracle newborn... ham-fistedly implying that scully's baby is the fucking messiah—just with the seeming purpose of walking back mulder and scully having sex

like imagine being such a tremendous hater that you try to give your lead characters who have done nothing but eye-fuck for eight years an immaculate conception. for funsies. that's so wildly funny