#most of these are from a co-op run i have with my bestie we're just two dumb jocks

[ichiro-artosaki]

compilation of doodles and sketches i'll probably won't finish (and that's okay!)

please ignore that i spelled dissected wrong lol! and any other things i might've spelled wrong a;lsdkfj

[sweetiehyuka]

The Biggest Hits Of Bighit

a Tomorrow X Together fanfiction by my non-moa bff that has been forced to know everything about TXT

wc - too long for bullshit like this

warnings - obviously satire, absolute nonsense, not even funny 😭, space dinosaurs, bang pd does backflips, british supermarkets, sonic the hedgehog, wigs, clones, references to lita ford's song kiss me deadly, bts don't exist in this universe to make txt the most famous group from bighit 💀, a very joking mention of hueningkai dying but it's not serious and he comes back lmao

besties note - hi this is julias friend. hello to her followers. I am incredibly sorry for this fanfiction, we've been having a three day long sleepover and we're driving eachother insane :) also, in the original version, julia featured heavily but she made me remove it cuz I was just making fun of her 😭

100000000 years ago, five boys called Yeonjun, Soobin, Beomgyu, Taehyun and Kai defeated space dinosaurs to stop them from destroying the earth. Now, they have been named the rulers of the universe, and cat and dog is the national anthem of every country on earth. They are the five most beloved people in the world, so what happens when these good boys...go bad?

Yeonjun is alone. He is sat outside co-op on a bench, crying. Soobin senses that his bestie is sad, so he gets in a taxi and rides to the co-op. Unfortunately, I just changed my mind and decided that I want Kai to comfort him instead, so Soobin crashes into a Sainsbury's Local, where he is mobbed by fans.

Suddenly, Yeonjun hears a voice behind him.

"Yeonjun, why are you about to Huening Cry!"

Oh my god. It's Hueningkai.

"I'm gonna Huening Try to make you feel better."

"Kai, I think what's wrong is..." Yeonjun hangs his head. " When we defeated that space dinosaur and wrote cat and dog, the most famous song in the universe, we were good boys. But now... I think we've gone bad."

Hueningkai gasps.

"No we haven't gone bad! What do you mean?"

"Well... I went to a party last Saturday night, I didn't get laid, I got in a fight."

"Huh? That ain't no big thing..."

"Well you see, I was late for my job cuz the traffic was bad, and I had to borrow ten bucks from Soobin's dad!"

Hueningkai gasps. Yeonjun collapses on the floor crying.

"Oh my god, you have gone bad, lol!"

Once Kai says lol out loud, he realises that he's also gone bad, so he collapses and cries too.

A helicopter flies above the co-op, and Bang PD does a backflip out of it and lands infront of the crying boys.

"Omg stop crying u losers lmao we got to film a m dash v"

"But Mr Bang PD, we're good boys that have gone bad."

"Oh my god, write that down! That's your comeback song." Bang PD says, before picking them up and flying into the sky and landing in the helicopter that is being flown by Beomgyu.

Since they are the rulers of the universe, the hybe building is in space. So they go to the hybe building that is in space. When they arrive, Taehyun calls a team meeting, and has to tell the other boygroup - I forgot their name - to leave because it doesn't concern them.

He stands on a soapbox.

"Guys, we are good boys gone bad."

They decide to hold an intervention to discuss why they think they've gone bad.

Yeonjun explains that he had to borrow money from Soobin's dad.

I mixed up yeonjun and taehyun by accident so I don't know a reason for taehyun 😭

Hueningkai says that it's because, even though he's not scared of lions and tigers and bears, he is scared of losing someone special.

Beomgyu just runs in a circle, screams, and goes to his room to cry.

They look around, waiting for the final confession.

"Wait, where's Soobin?"

~

Soobin is Soo-being crushed by fans in Sainsbury's Local. He slithers out of the door and runs to the taxi. Sadly, the taxi driver was tragically killed in the crash, so Soobin had to get his My Little Pony razor scooter out of the boot of the taxi and speeds away towards space - because since it's an MLP Scooter, it has the magic of friendship that can make him fly. However, since it's literally a scooter, he's gonna be flying for a rly long time 😭

"I wish this scooter went faster... by the time I reach home, Yeon-jun might be Old-jun!"

A voice errupts from nowhere.

"Did someone say... fast?"

Way past cool! Gotta go fast! I'm outta here! Other catchphrases Sonic says...!

It's sonic the hedgehog!!!

Soobin gawks, extremely happy.

"Odi, you grew up!"

"Woah, tall guy. I'm sonic."

"Oh,,, anyway... Sonic, the blue blur, the master of fast, how do I go faster?!?! I need to get home!!"

"Idk lol, I just get summoned every time someone says fast." He says, taking a bite of his chilli dog.

"I'm outta here!"

Sonic disappears into a cloud of smoke.

Due to sonics presence, the scooter goes 0.25x speed faster. Yay.

~

Back at bighit, the boys have no choice but to film the music video without Soobin, because the comeback is tomorrow. Hueningkai has to put on a blue wig to pretend to be Soobin, and they just hope that nobody will notice.

~

The music video is released. Everyone notices, but it's okay, because they love it and think it's a post modern work of art masterpiece.

~

At this point, they're really worried, because it's literally been weeks since Soobins disappearance 😭 the people in Sainsbury's Local hadn't reached the self checkout yet, so they couldn't share the news that Soobin was alive. TXT put out ads for a temporary replacement for Soobin, but it didn't gain much traction because the picture in the ad was just Hueningkai in a blue wig.

Just when they were losing hope, they see a huge silhouette at the door. The door opens.

"SOOBIN!" beomgyu shrieks.

"I'm finally here oh my god, let's just film the music video"

Taehyun shakes his head.

"You're late, it's out. Hueningkai wore a wig to replace you. Where were you??"

"I was stuck in Sainsbury's Local! I can't believe you replaced me..."

Odi walks in.

"Sorry lol just getting some milk from the fridge."

Odi walks out.

"Soobin, you need to understand, we've gone bad."

"YOU REPLACED ME WITH KAI IN A WIG!?"

"We're good boys that have gone bad!"

The argument gets literally nowhere because they're arguing about different things.

"But I'm irreplaceable!"

"Guys, stop!" a hysterical yeonjun yodels. "We need to hold a world announcement."

~

The boys stand on top of the Eiffel tower, and look out into the crowd of loving fans. Taehyun accidentally left his soap box at the space dorm, so he just kicks Beomgyus shins and stands on his back instead.

"We have an announcement."

"As you may have realised by our comeback song, we are good boys that have gone bad."

"No!" A fan yells.

"You're still good boys! You're uwu babies!" Another fan adds. "Do aegyo!"

Hueningkai pushes Taehyun off of Beomgyus back and steps up onto him.

"I also have something to say. I lied. I'm a pretty little liar! I AM scared of lions and tigers and bears, but I still wanna be a good boy for our MOA!"

He winks and pokes his cheeks. Everyone screams and cries and throws up.

"So, from now on to work on my bad boy antics, if I see a bear whilst I'm out in the woods I will treat like one of my plushies!"

Two weeks later, Hueningkai was mauled to death by a bear after trying to cuddle it 💔

Suddenly, a large crowd of people with blue wigs on emerge from the streets of Paris.

"Oh my god, the ad," yeonjun says, laughing, as the clones of soobin start climbing up the Eiffel tower.

Just as the clones are about to eat soobin so they can replace him, bang pd does a triple somersault and sprinkles grass on them, and they all immediately hiss and run away because MOAs are allergic to touching grass <3

~

The future is great for TXT. Hueningkai magically comes back to life and they release their new song "Bad Boys Gone Good', which receives amazing reviews.

'omg this song is SO different from the last one 😮🤪 versatile kings 😍😁 - beomgyustoenail123'

They go on to rule the universe for the rest of eternity.

The End <3

[If you read all of this, I'm very shocked. :D]