#monthly flow

[neon-ufo]

It's true the world is ugly But everything could change, someday

Song for April: Someday by Cub

~~~ Last month's wobbly little animation made me want to try actually animating again! I also wanted to do something with an old game vibe for the background, so I used photos to get that effect. <:

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Monthly Zine - May 2024

Charon Has Some Fun

[theworldofotps]

His Queen (Monthly Flow)

Pairing: Bálor x Reader Word Count: 386 Description: The King finds out about periods.

Been ages since I've written one of these and just felt like doing a little one. @madhatterbri picked the King so here you all go! _______ Tag list:

@omg-im-such-a-masochist @melissahausen @new-zealand-chic @writtingrose @hotgirlgraps @madhatterbri @sjwrites22 @sassymox @mrsacklesevansmgk @xladyxfatex @adamcolesbaybay @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch @demonqueen29 @itsicantbelievethis666 @lilred91 @rebellious-desires @claymorexpunisher @letsgivethisonemoreshot @ava-valerie @shortyiceheart @serpantscorpio8497 @thatpanpal @thatnerdwriter @wrestlersownmyheart @vebner37 @seeingstarks @whenimakeitshine1234 @legit9thlunaticwarrior @blaquekitty @ironshamelessyouth @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin @ripleyswhore @moonrosekk @xbreezymeadowsx @alyyaana @elevennbloom @melblacc @alliwant456 @mcreignsera @auburnwrites​ @aews-four-pillars If you wanna be added to the list lemme know. _______

The Demon King was used to all kinds of blood, be it human or other so the sight never bothered him. But when he learned of his queen’s time of the month he was outraged. “What do you mean you bleed for a week or more every single month?!” “It’s true my king and even then, it’s different with every person’s cycle.” “The pain is something you all push through as well, yes?” “Depending on how bad it is that’s correct I usually just use a heating pad while I work; if possible otherwise I’d wait till I return home to relax.” “So this is why you get sassy and rude with me?” “Fraid so my king but I always do my best to watch my words and apologize if I’ve said anything mean.” “I’m the Demon King you’ve no such need to apologize for being mean I thrive off it. And you don’t get the products at a cheaper price or even free despite it being a necessity?” “No, I’m not sure how it is for every country but most places I believe you do have to pay a good bit for them. Not everyone can afford it which is why so many are trying to change it.” “Well you just let me know if you need anything no love of mine is going to pay for necessary products.”

And true to his word Balor always made sure you had a good stock of whatever product you needed. Your favorite sweets and snacks were placed in a special area so nobody would bother them. After his kingly duties were finished the two of you would soak together in a hot bath. His clawed hands slowly rubbing your stomach and doing the best to ease any pain or discomfort you felt.  Taking his time to dry you off the king would leave you to dress in your most comfortable clothes. When you were finally ready a bottle of water would be in one hand while some medicine would be in the other. Your favorite show pulled up on your laptop, the two of you would curl up together in the large bed. One of the things you adored most about your husband was despite being cold and ‘heartless’ he cared and loved you like no other.

[syrupyyyart]

one of the first and only teasers for motley: the cartoon

[agentmmayy]

march + april rotation

it’s gonna be...... may finally posting the march + april rotation playlist. combining these two months since most of the music i listened to in march was off the previous rotation list!

flowers in my hair - calista garcia: sweet, slow, and syrupy. i love this song and how it feels like a breath of fresh air. it’s achingly romantic and has got me singing along and twirling my hair and kicking my feet. though, at the same time it’s so intimate i feel like i’m intruding 

back for more - nia hendricks: the usual type of slow groove beat i adore that makes me want to dance around with the love of my life. it’s just as sweet as the previous one but it feels... lonely. mournful. i’d be dancing but with a ghost

bodybag - charlotte lawrence: this song is so *clenches fist* i am obsessed with how the body bag fills in for the other person in the relationship and holds her when they can’t or refuse to! the relationship is already dead! she’s holding on! in that liminal space between resurrection and burial! also the vocals in this are insane. my favorite part is ‘she’s at the bowery bar, showed you her paper heart’ and then ‘help me hurt and then i’ll come back’ YEOW

gasp of air - lisa curtis: THIS SONG MAKES ME WANT TO SING AND SCREAM ALONG AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!!!!!!!! and then the lyrics slapped me across the face. ‘but i’ll stay and such ‘cause i think it’s love enough’ ‘i’m yours enough that i come back’ ‘some water if i’m lucky but i would never ask that much’ ‘what kind of person needs to breathe A HEALTHY ONE I’M SURE BUT THAT’S NOT ME’?????????? 

nothing left to give - BAILEN: ‘i wanna live i’m sick of just trying to survive’ *looks into the camera* anyway. obsessed with this band and how weird this song sounds 

kilimanjaro - dolores forever: this song and the next have me asking how songs can be this good. like. is it crack? is that what they put in these?? the music and the vocals are EVERYTHING it’s unlike anything i’ve heard recently and i’m digging it. then the harmonies?? and the lyrics???? ‘a thousand shards of glass from your silver tongue got me like a shot gun’ the way ‘i was young. you were pure ice and snow’ IS SUNG?????? WTF

labour - paris paloma: this has been my hype song for the past few weeks. the intensity of it still continues to blow my mind. it’s unapologetic and awful. it’s incredible. i felt every lyric in my gut. i don’t want to over explain it since i can’t do the song justice but it’s so brutally honest in describing and dismantling traditional roles placed upon women and girls. the entirety of it is like poking at a wound that never closes, a wound that’s been gaping and bleeding for centuries and it makes me so angry. the visceral reaction i had to the lyric ‘if we had a daughter’ girl i- ouuuuugh. i got sick to my stomach. i was screaming crying throwing up etc etc. anyway this song is a masterpiece. still haven’t recovered from it. also it’s a fucking bop. 

bad blood - trousdale: another banger for the books!! trousdale always delivers these perfect harmonies and this time it’s a fantastic, bitter song but that’s not the only element! there’s indifference and confusion and acceptance! there’s healing! and the repetition of anyway *patcha holding earbuds meme* perfection

all the love - katie gregson-macleod: katie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions!!!!!!!! this one is SO SAD. i ache each time i listen to it. it doesn’t apply to romantic love but all other types of love and what happens when you lose it and how you deal with that loss. the grief is so thick it’s almost suffocating but as always the way she sings is enough for it to not be overwhelming. every lyric hits but the combination of her voice with ‘but i’d rather do that in bed alone’ is my favorite  

BONUS: here are a few stray songs that didn’t quite fit in the narrative but i wanted to share them anyway :)

far and wide - WILDES: doesn’t quite fit the narrative, but it’s a good follow up to all the love. it’s toned down more and easier to get lost in, but still woven with the running strand of grief that makes it sorrowful. once again, back at it with the yearning 

ava - famy: this song had me by the throat the first time i heard it in teen wolf and it still does. chewing glass over the switch between ‘this world is primal’ + ‘this world is rabid’ to ‘this world is pure’ + ‘this world is learning’  and ‘my conscious burning, my beastly flaw’ 

[iheardyourprayer]

should i pay a subscription so i can make a flow chart of the drawfee canonical watch order?

[theyanderespecialist]

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I will not lie, I normally get a box of 18 tampons in town. so 18 X 3 = 54 but they are around 7 to 9 dollars (they jack up the price for tourists) which is 21 dollars or 27 dollars for three boxes. I got it for 9.42 so add tax for it is almost ten dollars. So I got nearly three boxes worth and saved 11 to 13 dollars! That is a steal! Buy in bulk if you can cause this IS Worth it all my period having muffins! 

Hashtag NOT Sponsered. 

Here are the links: 

Tampax Store On Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Tampax/page/34BB73F7-5905-4D22-A71B-51EBF5265D16?ref_=ast_bln

Tampaxs I bought: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01NCUIII2?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details

[203y]

if all these fuckin art programs keep doin That Bullshit im gonna consider moving back to firealpaca

[bottomvalerius]

using company time to edit and post piss fic on a Monday afternoon like god intended lmfao

[investinceofund]

From Purchase to Profit: A Comprehensive Guide to Mortgage Note Investing

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Mortgage note investing involves buying the rights to receive payments on a mortgage loan. When you purchase a mortgage note, you essentially become the lender, receiving monthly payments from the borrower. This investment can provide a steady cash flow, making it an attractive option for many investors.

Benefits of Mortgage Note Investing

Passive Income: One of the main draws is the potential for regular income from monthly payments.

Diversification: Investing in mortgage notes allows you to diversify beyond stocks and bonds, reducing overall risk.

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Understanding the Risks

While mortgage note investing can be lucrative, it's not without risks:

Default Risk: Borrowers may fail to make payments, leading to potential losses.

Market Fluctuations: Changes in real estate values can impact the value of your investment.

Regulatory Changes: Be aware of new laws that may affect mortgage lending.

Getting Started

Step 1: Educate Yourself

Start by learning the fundamentals of mortgage notes. Consider enrolling in online courses, reading books, or attending workshops.

Step 2: Conduct Market Research

Understand the current trends in the real estate market. This knowledge will help you make informed decisions.

Step 3: Network

Connect with other investors, note brokers, and real estate professionals. Networking can lead to valuable opportunities and insights.

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Direct Purchases: Approach banks or individual sellers directly.

Note Brokers: Work with professionals who specialize in buying and selling notes.

Auctions and Marketplaces: Explore online platforms dedicated to note trading.

Evaluating Mortgage Notes

When evaluating a note, consider:

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Property Value: Ensure the property is worth the investment.

Payment History: Review past payment patterns to gauge reliability.

The Purchase Process

Negotiation: Agree on a purchase price with the seller.

Documentation: Ensure all legal documents are in order, including the assignment of the note.

Closing: Finalize the transaction through an escrow service or attorney.

Managing Your Investment

Payment Tracking: Keep meticulous records of payments received.

Communication: Stay in touch with borrowers to address any issues.

Default Management: Have a strategy for handling late or missed payments.

Exit Strategies

Consider your options for exiting an investment:

Selling Notes: If you wish to liquidate your investment, consider selling on the secondary market.

Foreclosure: As a last resort for non-performing notes, you may need to initiate foreclosure proceedings.

Re-performing: Work with borrowers to help them resume regular payments.

Scaling Your Investment

Once you're comfortable, think about expanding your portfolio:

Diversification: Invest in different types of notes and various markets.

Automation: Utilize software tools for tracking payments and managing your portfolio.

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Additional Resources

Books: Look for reputable titles on mortgage note investing.

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[0dotexe]

how do you write so fast??? where do you get the time?

There's this funny little thing called being disabled and unemployed that gives me an infinite time glitch. Also, I type at 83 wpm and my brain doesn't shut up even with medication.

[anotheryoutubefanpage]

Crying at everything with a hot water bottle on my stomach

[synthshenanigans]

Ik its been said multiple times before but Vol. 1 is so interesting to me & its suck sm with how often the actual real parts of it get mischaracterized or just ignored

[theres a LOT of text here i apologize i just rlly like the album]

Gonna rant more about the way ppl characterize HMS more even just specific events people end up misinterpreting. Just using the "tines stabbed through eyes" line as an example, that line is usually given or seen as being about Heart when its not him who says the even says the line, it's Soul. The sides he's talking about IS Heart & Mind, its even in the { } marks to show that.

But aside from that, even just HMS as characters/concepts is misrepresented as well. Op already went into it very well but a major point of the album is showing that the each of the sides aren't perfect & that neither of them are the victim nor the villain of it. [mention of depression & suicide cos yk its CCCC]

Heart isn't some overly emotional child that is willing to kill Mind at any chance he gets. He's the part of Whole that gets so overwhelmed with everything that he lashes out & is pushed to shooting himself [Heart shooting Mind is just Whole shooting at himself, as stated in Mucka Blucka]. You cant just say "Oh well Hearts evil cos he tried to kill Mind" when it also would've just gotten Heart/all of them killed as well.

Good Day & Just Apathy is Heart getting tired of everything to the point where, in Heart Acoustic, he gives up and lies in the hole. Not caring about what happens to himself/Whole anymore.

Mind also isn't the smart one that is just "dealing" with Heart & the things he says and he isn't the villain trying to push Heart down or get rid of him at any point. He's just trying to get out of the depression dip just as much as the other two. But seeing Heart almost get them killed, he views that part of Whole the "wrong" half that will only make things worse. But then shown by Be Born & StAAS, he cant run it all on his own which is what pushes him the the point of Mind Electric where he's also just overwhelmed with everything & panics on the fact he has no idea how to stop it.

[Which speaking of THA & TME, THA is Heart giving a logical outlook on his actions & why he does things his certain way. While TME is Mind emotionally lashing out not knowing how to fix everything. Clearly showing Heart can be logical & Mind can be emotional]

All that just goes into Light. Where the both of then ask the other for help. Mind asking Heart for help on how to understand the things in life & how to get through them ["Languish in the numbers, falling under, drowning in the code. The questions we have pondered, time we've squandered. Don't you feel we're owed? Please, help decipher this life that we lead, for each step that we take the answer takes three].

Heart asking Mind to help him become more stable, not to spiral down so fast and violently. ["Humility's a virtue; pride, a sin or so it has been said. But every time I've hurt you or at least tried to, you've laughed and smiled instead. Kicked, scorned and damned by the forces that be not ever once did you fall to your knees"]

Both need the other to actually get out of the depression pit they've all been in [Which is what Soul tries to tell them before too]. Neither of them are actually evil or good or anything, just struggling to not feel so depressed all the time & just need the other to do that.

Now going into Soul, he main part into it isn't just "i hate my sides i want them dead". its a mixture of Heart & Minds worst answers/ideas that they get to in THA/TME. He can't handle how worse everything keeps getting & gives up on trying to fix it at a certain point, but he has no idea how to actually stop it so he's spiraling just as much as they are. So, as shown in the end of TSE, he decides that its all too much to deal with & decides Tridential Regicide is the only way to "solve" it. The Bidding being him giving them both one last chance to prove death isnt the best way out. He isn't an unstable madman trying to get the other 2 killed, he's just given up on trying to go another day & ends up with the idea that dying is better for them all/Whole ["We will be combined whether that be dead or alive"]

Main thing im also getting to here is that the three of them are just different ways that Whole is dealing with depression. Giving up on doing anything in life so either having something happen like the "Juno Incident" or just lying down, giving up & being unable to do anything [Heart]. Trying to stop it by just trying to push though the days and end up shoving your emotions deep down & spiraling even more downwards, confused and frustrated on how to stop it [Mind]. Then ultimately giving up on it ever getting better & thinking "Tridential Regicide" is the only way to stop it.

You can't really label HMS as wrong or right when its just about Whole's inner struggles & trying to stay out of that depression spiral [the loop that gets mentioned]. It's just complicated since its all about the brain & it dealing with mental health. Which is the ENTIRE reason Whole's line in Light, one of the very few he has in all of Cacophony, is "Sitting in the sight of every eye I believe in you. Open the window, look out and see me. That sad, sulking mess; this human you're being".

Whole is even telling his parts that none of its really their fault, its just something thats very hard to deal with. I went more into it before but that line is just telling them that despite everything before they're still human & are just trying to get out of the depression spike they're in.

This is getting to be 12 paragraphs too many so ill stop here but, the album & HMS are not just some story about 3 guys fighting & hating each other. Its one guy trying to deal with depression & how complicated the brain can be when personified and struggling with everything. The way said characters are shown & made mean a lot to me & it's one of the few things ive seen that deal with it in an interesting way. so i just wish that was known & spread around more than it actually is

Mischaracterization in the CCCC fandom: a yapsesh (alternative title: Erm... What the Gore is Going On?)

Hi. Woaw. I'm actually making that post I talked about.

So. One thing I've noticed in the CCCC fandom is this weird fixation on gore, torture, violence, etc. Usually a level of graphic content that makes your average horror flick look... pretty tame!

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy horror! I even think a horror story based around psychological conflict similar to CCCC could work well!

But is it just me, or has this fandom COMPLETELY lost track of what the characters are like in the source material?

Like. Let's be real. Nowhere in the album does Soul do gruesome surgeries on Mind, nowhere does Mind go ripping people to shreds like Doomguy, et cetera. The closest thing we have to an implication of violence is what most of us call the "Juno incident"- as even "tines stabbed through eyes" is clearly a metaphor with the next line: "that the sides have condemned."

Im gonna talk ab the characters themselves under the cut

I feel the biggest victim of this mischaracterization is Soul. In the album he's... kind of a victim, really. He toughs out being dismissed and fought over and pushed aside and outright dehumanized for so, so long. Are we seriously just... going to characterize him based solely on his lowest point in TSE? Spring and a Storm and Mucka Blucka are also songs where he's present- along with his presence in Just Apathy that the fandom seems to outright deny to keep their characterization of him as some violent, abusive monster. (Which, again, is quite literally never alluded to! He's honestly kind of a victim, if anything!)

Ohhkay. Next topic. Mind. Oh boy I have thoughts on how people characterize Mind.

He's not emotionless. If you believe this, you've fallen for his stoic facade. All of his songs are just. So full of so much rage. Maybe even a little bit of grief and sadness and fear, masked by said rage. He isn't some emotionless robot- (Heart calls him an automaton as an insult, but that's another rant.) and honestly it feels like such a disservice to such an interesting character with so much unexplored depth to portray him as such.

Heart. Oh boy. Where do I start. Heart what did they do to you.

Heart is the emotional side, yes, but that isn't just some... smol innocent uwu baby who cries all the time. Emotions aren't small and cute and timid. They're INTENSE and PASSIONATE and EXHAUSTING. Strong emotions leave you so, so drained, good OR bad. This is so much more interesting than portraying him as some "uwu hai dere!!" type of character. Which is nowhere in the album.

Whole is hardly even a character. Soul worshipping and praying to whole is fanon.

This fandom's weird obsession with creating shock gore and one-upping each other in a violence competition has spiraled pretty far out of control, and it's honestly crazy. How do you go from an album about internal conflict to violence that would make even the cast of Resident Evil cringe? Brah.

Final notes uhhh. Soul is a victim who got pushed to his limit, not an evil heartless abuser. Mind is angry and unstable and hurt, not some emotionless robot. Heart is the entire emotional spectrum, not some innocent baby. Ok i . I think that's all. Have a good one

[artcalledwrap]

I May be Defacing Defacement

All D D

I may be sinking obliging

Appalling out the water

Pail so stupid into a bucket

Failing in activities

False in

Atmosphere

An ADHD

Be DD

Roll for oncoming trap doors

That potion swallowed

Actually did nothing

Roll sucka

An Automatic Rifle is being shot towards and near face

You heard the wisp

Check the casualty for responsiveness

Can you hear me

I’m checking for bleeding

You may be just dead

I’m in uselessness

Fumbling so childlike

Some one lost life

Where did you go next?

Living Infinitely Forever Energy

I just know & don’t understand

It’s a living process

You people’s

Just historically in the makings

Duck the heads

Leave UR’s up

A better future

RepublicanWrong

RW

Ra

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Rw

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F yeah

Mouths to feed

Like throwing candy

POW

Not from Israel

Not from Putin

Hostages

Hamas

In tunnels living underneath

The bombed

Deuce Attackers

My standing now after Veteran’s Day

I choose neither of the ones

Quit hating today collegiate little children in adult world mother fucts

And sucks like a vent

Hate me in both

Bring me

Obligatory Oblivion

I am the writing in problems

Kill me haters

You can find easy

To simple

I’m cachinnation

Been the in centered

By any missile

Slap snap a sticker on it and land it Prunt

Bitches

Been same seat a setting

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Typography

Trump loving Prunts

Pricks

Cunts

The whole family of Trumps

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Not period . . Period . . . . Such periods

Smitten

In Tampa x blood

He Donald

Hey shirtless

Fuck Hamas

Defacing Defacement

Prunts

I signed oath for other’s who couldn’t too

Kotex Russian

It will hurt

Sputnik

Fuck with all fingers and foot

Dear Vladimir Putin

Such a horror story

And near Thanksgiving

So Christians Christmas again with Putin

You’ve done nothing

Would you like a receipt with UR tax free purchase?

We know golf holes?

Trump and Sons

Not hard to figure out

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[monstersholygrail]

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Monster bf whimpers helplessly, the smell of your pheromones even more potent now that you’re on your period. Your smell and his aching cock, dripping with pre-cum, is sure to make him go insane the longer you keep yourself from him.

He presses his face into your neck, surrounding himself with your scent and marking you with his as he kisses along your warm smooth skin. Hoping to slowly lull you into acceptance, distract you from your uncertainty about letting him fuck your sweet drooling pussy while on your period for the first time.

“Please, my heart, I can smell how much you need me,” he growls against your skin, licking and nipping at your throat. Attempting to control himself as more of your addictive scent flows into his senses.

His claws slowly rake down your body, feeling the soft curves and contours of your form that he treasures so deeply. Stopping once they reach your thighs and spreading them for his broad build. His actions filling your mind with a haze of lust as he starts to grind his thick cock into exposed panties.

“But-but… fuck!” You exclaim, hands wrapping around his neck as you begin to rock with his movements. Seeking more, seeking relief. Monster bf snarls, rolling his hips harder into you as he sees your resistance weakening.

“Let me take care of my mate. Don’t deny me such privileges. Allow me to smooth your aches and cherish you as you deserve,” Monster bf rumbles, hands caressing you tenderly as his girth has your pussy pooling with arousal.

The last of your resolve snaps when Monster bf loving massages right where your cramps have been bugging you all day before dipping down and rubbing circles into your clit. You gasp as your hips jolt from the sensation.

“Need you,” you beg, forehead against his, and still meeting his every movement. Monster bf grunts, loving the way you sound when you’re so desperate for him as moans spill from your lips.

The pressure on your puffy clit deepens. A dark look passing over your bfs face, craving to see you fall apart for him so damn easily. You let the pleasure consume you, crying out, and rutting into your bfs body until the cord breaks. Your orgasm washing over you and drowning you in ecstasy.

Though you can feel the pain of your cramps lessen, it’s not enough. Not now that you know how much it’ll help; how good it feels when on your period.

“Want more,” you whimper through heavy breaths, all second-guessing having long since gone out the window. Monster bf chuckles and helps you get his clothes off before helping you with your own.

With your body all prepped he slides inside your hot wet cunt with ease. Sighing in relief as groans of satisfaction rip from your lips.

“I know, I know. That’s it, take my cock. Maybe a bruised cervix will distract you from the cramps…” Monster bf teases as he plunges inside your dripping and needy pussy. Despite his words, he attempts to go easy on your sore body.

But you squeeze tightly around his steady rhythm, sucking his cock back in with each thrust. Monster bf growls, seeing just how badly you need him. Without a word he picks up pace, pounding his length roughly inside you. Never letting up for a second, giving you everything he has.

His arms wrap around you, keeping you in place as he fucks his length into you. The melodic squelch of your hips meeting makes him feral, salivating at the thought of you coating his cock your release.

He doesn’t stop until he’s done just that, even as your body trembles, your climax bursting out of you. He works you through it, joining you a moment later and filling you with his seed.

Keeping you wrapped up in his embrace, he shifts you both onto your sides. He proceeds to pepper your face in soft kisses and massage any remaining aches out of your spent form. Wanting to make this monthly experience as bearable as possible for his mate.