#moncer

[spookywombatruins]

CONFESSION: I ship Molly McGee from "The Ghost & Molly McGee" with Spencer Wright from "Dude That's My Ghost"

The ship name is MonCer (Which kinda sounds like Monster!)

Thanks to @shylittlelily for the idea of this fictional crossover ship! 👻💓

Song: Titoli Piero - Piccioni

I think there's a lot of potential here.

Here's the background image too.

[nininmenulis]

Achmad Sofiyudin, Mengubah Insecure Menjadi Bersyukur di Desa Muncar

NININMENULIS.COM – Berbincang dengan sosok satu ini Aku teringat dengan kalimat legendaris yang pernah dipekikan Bapak Bangsa, Soekarno, “beri aku 10 pemuda, niscaya akan kuguncangkan dunia.” Sosok yang aku ceritakan ini bernama Achmad Sofiyudin yang akrab disapa Sofi. Di tangan pria berusia 28 tahun ini, sebuah desa di pelosok Kabupaten Temanggung, Jawa Tengah yang bernama Desa Muncar kini harum…

[eriantosimalango]

Fakta atau Mitos? Kopi Moncer Adalah Obat

Apakah benar kopi moncer bisa dijadikan obat? Baca artikel ini untuk mengetahui fakta atau mitos di balik klaim tersebut. Kopi Moncer Adalah Obat? Temukan juga penjelasan mengenai kandungan kopi moncer dan efeknya pada tubuh, serta saran ahli mengenai penggunaan kopi moncer sebagai obat. Efek Samping Moncer Coffee Produknya sudah BPOM artinya aman. Namun demikian, saya ingin mengingatkan…

[sixxeyes]

redamancy.

(n.) - a love returned in full feat. childe w.c. : 5.2 k warnings : nsfw , f!reader , entirely self-indulgent lol , very very soft. like excruciatingly soft. note : hbd to the literal love of my life :salute: i was going to write something out of pocket, but i'm a big baby and need lots of fluff so lol enjoy being loved by tartag three years in a row

Throughout the time dating your boyfriend, Childe has always been one hell of a lover to you. He has been nothing but understanding and kind; whenever you told him to give you some space while you pondered your own feelings for him or needed time to yourself, he had always nodded his head and promised you that he would be there for you should you ever called him.

And Childe always came through when you did call for him. 

He was patient with you as you figured out what you wanted in your relationship with him and how you felt specifically for him, never rushing you when you took some time to finally tell him that you loved him and only began to get clingy with you when you finally reciprocated his feelings. 

He loved you so much and you could feel it with every action he showed you.

And you wanted to show him how much you appreciate him with a cake made with love just for him. Your idea was big and grand; a heart cake with a cute whale on top decorated with cute stars and a moncerous caeli, his constellation, hidden somewhere on the cake.

However, due to your lack of baking ability and patience, your frosting wasn’t working correctly and… well.

Your heart beats rapidly against your chest seeing the lump of blue frosting melting ontop of your cake. The base was decently done, the light blue frosting wasn’t perfectly even but it was smooth enough and that was all that you needed. However, the decorative blue frosting for the whale had not set properly and Childe was due to visit any time soon. 

With a knife, you carefully scoop off the blue lump and try again in hopes of the frosting understanding your panic but your heart breaks once more seeing the blob fall onto your base. Just as you begin to try again, the sound of your door unlocking and opening sends your heart to your stomach. As the door closes and you hear rustling as your guest enters your home, you quickly stand in front of your mess of a cake in a state of panic. 

He was visiting way earlier than usual.

“Sweetheart?” Childe’s voice calls out for you. “Are you home?”

A head of orange curls pokes out from the doorway of your kitchen and immediately a bright smile grows on his face. With quick strides, you’re enveloped into a warm hug; the comforting scent of citrus and the salty breeze of the ocean surrounds you and it was like all of your worries for today just melt away as soon as his arms wrap around you. Childe’s scent, his entire presence, was something you found yourself easily melting into.

The deep ocean stares back at you, the dark seas twinkling lightly as they reflect their affections for you. It’s a rare sight to see such light in his eyes according to most others, like his short grumpy coworker who always picks a fight with your lover, but you’re glad that the stars reflected in his eyes are a sight reserved only for you to see.

“You’re wearing my shirt…” he murmurs quietly as he takes in the sight of you. Rough fingers fiddle with the edge of the maroon shirt over your form and he smiles sweetly. A soft kiss is pressed onto your cheek, gentle lips tickling your skin and you fight back a smile as more are firmly pressed along your face. If they had left marks, there would be a freckle of kisses along your visage.

“What’s all this?” Childe asks. His chin rests on your shoulder as he peeks over your body, but you reflexively shift your shoulders to shield the mess from his field of view. He attempts again and your head tilts in his way. A soft chuckle is heard beside your ear before his arms hold your body still and he successfully gets a view of the cake behind you, much to your dismay. 

“I was trying to make you a cake, but the decorating isn’t going as planned…” You murmur softly, eyes averting his gaze when he glances back to you. You couldn’t bear to meet his eyes knowing the state of his cake. “Don’t laugh, I know it’s ugly right now.”

You’re fully expecting your boyfriend to tease you for the misshapen cake you decided to dedicate to him; it’s not unusual for the two of you to bicker and poke fun at one another. It was something that you loved about your relationship, but this was something you really tried your hardest on and if he made fun of you for this you were sure to start crying in front of him. 

A burning sensation begins to build in your eyes as you prepare for your lover’s remark.

“Oh, my beloved,” Childe coos. A gentle hand cups your jaw and guides your face in his direction; your eyes hesitantly meet his gaze and you want to cry even more with the way he looks at you. There’s nothing but affectionate warmth in his gaze as he takes in your gift before glancing back at you. “Why would I laugh at something you gifted me?”

You shrug and he softly chuckles beside you. You feel his lips press firmly onto the side of your cheek and your skin burns at the act. 

“You worked hard to make me a gift even if you didn’t need to, which is more than I could ever ask for,” Childe whispers lovingly into your ear. With another fond kiss to your head, your lover pulls away from your shared embrace. 

“Can I kiss you?”

Childe’s voice is soft, a contrast from your usual confident lover. The strong, powerful honed soldier fit to serve the Tsaritsa and the Tsaritsa only was now hesitantly asking you to do something intimate. You exhale softly at how you’ve gotten this powerful weapon of war wrapped around your finger and you wonder just what it was about you that he loved so much.

You couldn’t even get a proper answer out; as soon as you nod your head a pair of lightly chapped lips press onto yours. The kiss was very gentle and sweet. So many words of love and affection were poured into that simple kiss, every tender movement causing your heart to soar  in your chest. His hand gently squeezes your hand, a small reminder that he was experiencing this intimate moment with you, and you sigh from his touch.

You love him so much.

As you pull away from him, your eyes immediately meet his gaze and it only sends your nerves into more of a frazzled mess. If you’ve never been swept away by a heavy tide and pulled underneath the unforgiving undertow to be engulfed in the ocean, you might as well have experienced that now with the way your boyfriend was staring at you. Love was evident in his gaze, but with the dark blue engulfing his irises you knew there was something more brewing. 

With a short glance to your lips, Childe leans forward again to press his lips on yours. However, this time his kiss conveyed a different emotion than the previous one. Compared to the innocence of the other one, this one screamed of desperation and need. As his lips move hungrily over yours, you groan and grip onto the kitchen counter as he pushes into you. However, your boyfriend pulls away when you suddenly wince from the tile digging into your back. 

You don’t get a chance to question his motives before strong arms lift you from the ground and onto the counter. The cool temperature of the kitchen tiles contrast to the heat of the moment and you shudder in excitement, which only causes Childe to smile at your reaction. 

“What are you thinking about?” he asks, slipping between your legs and once more leaning into your body. As if on instinct, your arms loosely wrap around his shoulders to pull him closer to you. You shrug and avert your eyes playfully to the side as he leans in to press a kiss at the juncture of your neck beneath your ear. 

“Nothing much, just how much I love you,” you respond with a small laugh. Childe hums beside you before pulling away to stare into your eyes again. There’s a playful sparkle in his eyes, but it’s dwarfed by the amount of the warmest, most serene ocean blue that lull you in a comfort that you can only find with the man in front of you. 

“I would argue that that’s a bigger deal than you’re making it out to be.” He chuckles, rough and calloused hands resting on your waist as he pulls you into him. His lips find yours again, the same desire to love you and show his affections for you clear as day the more he kisses you. With a gentle prod at your bottom lip, his tongue slips into your mouth and explores everything that he can touch. Your hand runs through his orange curls and lightly grip his hair, groaning as his tongue slips over your own.

This only excites Childe further; it’s not his fault that you’re so sweet to him and have the cutest reactions when he’s giving his love to you. He wants to show you what you mean to him after going out of your comfort zone just for his sake. 

Childe pulls away from the kiss, but his lips never stray from you. They trail kisses along your neck as his fingers undo the buttons of his maroon shirt draping over your body. A sigh escapes your lips and your own fingers play with the ginger curls at the base of his neck. His tongue gently laps at your skin as his lips gently caress the area after and-

“Childe!” you yelp as you as his teeth playfully nip your skin. His lips curl into a smile that you most definitely can feel as he gently kisses your neck as an apology.

“Sorry, dear,” Childe murmurs, but he certainly doesn’t feel an ounce of remorse. Calloused fingers slide the maroon shirt off of your shoulders and the cooler temperature of the kitchen surrounds your entire being. Blue eyes are taking in your appearance, and you know there’s something brewing in the deep blue abyss as his eyes slowly stare down your body. 

Soon after, you can feel his hands explore the expanse of your exposed torso, running over your skin and curvature of your body. It’s like he’s mapping out the way your body feels from the way he’s touching you; there’s no inch of skin left untouched. Childe’s lips find yours again as he kisses you ardor, pouring every bit of love he has for you in the movement of his lips.

“W-wait,” you stammer breathlessly, pulling away from your lover when you feel his rough fingers slip under your bra strap. He’s fiddling with the clasp as his eyes meet your gaze. You can tell he was close to just letting his desires take control of him from the way he’s looking at you.

“What is it, sweetheart?” Childe asks. He tilts his head forward to press a kiss along your jaw.

“Shouldn’t I be the one kissing you?” You ask him, gently pushing away so that your eyes can meet once more. You give him a small smile as your fingers gently tickle the back of his neck. “It’s not fair for you to be in charge on your birthday; why don’t you relax while I love you?”

Childe can feel his heart soaring from the mere suggestion. Of course, he would never turn down any request from you, especially if it was a request to have your lips all over his body and hopefully around his dick. But, as much as he loved the idea, he had other plans in mind that he needed to do to you. 

It’s not his fault that you made it so easy to love you.

With a shake of his head and a quick movement from his fingers, your bra is unclasped and slipped off of your shoulders. A gasp escapes your lips as your chest is bare in front of your lover, though you know he is very much enjoying the view in front of him. 

“Not tonight,” Childe responds with an amused smile. His lips trail down your skin, soft kisses leading to your chest as rough hands gently run over your breasts. “Let me enjoy you as my gift tonight, darling.”

He doesn’t even let you respond to him as his lips press a gentle kiss at your nipple. His tongue swirls around the sensitive nub while his hand gropes at the breast left unattended. Your body shivers at his touch and you can’t help the blood rising to your face at his affections. Of course, you’re slightly embarrassed at having all of his attention on you on his special day even after making a mess of a cake for him. It should be you kissing him, trailing kisses down his body and worshiping him until all he could see were the galaxy of stars that shone the brightest the minute he was born. 

You breathe out his name in a soft whisper before Childe detaches himself from your chest. His thumbs brush over your nipples as his hands cup and squeeze your breasts. He smiles, licking his lips in a manner that sends a pleasant shudder down your spine. 

“You’re so beautiful,” Childe murmurs before leaning forward once more to kiss you. You hum in his kiss, groaning softly as his tongue parts your lips once more as he takes in your taste again and again. His hands slide down your body and his fingers find their way to the button of your shorts. With deft fingers, your button is swiftly undone and you lift your hips to help slide them off. 

“You’re one to talk, ‘Jax,” you quip back at him when he finally pulls away from the kiss, but your slightly playful demeanor when you feel his fingers brush past your clothed core. Your breath hitches and you can feel the smile on his lips when he kisses at the juncture of your neck. His name leaves your mouth in a soft whisper and your fingers cling to his shoulders. 

“Hm, what was that?” Childe chuckles softly when your body twitches as his finger presses into your clothed clit. Your huff of air clearly entertaining your boyfriend as he gently massages your sensitive bud through the thin fabric of your underwear. Your body shudders again as you close your eyes to his touch, your fingers burying themselves into his orange sea of curls as you try to ground yourself. 

“Sh-shut up,” you stammer out with a gentle yank of his hair. He only laughs softly in response and gently kisses your neck. Your breathing gets heavier with each movement of his fingers as he gently teases and prods at your clit and you can feel the pleasure building up. Your hips squirm on the kitchen counter as you try to grind up into his fingers for a bit more pressure; you needed a bit more stimulation than he was currently giving you.

Childe hums beside your ear, gently nipping your earlobe as he feels you shift your hips underneath him. “Do you need some more excitement, dear?” he muses. His fingers, however, slowly stop their pleasurable massage on your clit and your eyes widen at the cease of movement. He pulls away from you, his deep blue eyes an abyss of desire as he stares into your eyes. There’s a playful smirk on his lips as he glances at your lips and then meets your gaze once more. “There’s no need to rush; we have all day to enjoy the moment, and I want to take my time enjoying my birthday gift.”

He presses a tantalizing kiss at the crook of your neck before trailing slow, agonizing kisses down your body. You want to tell him to hurry up, but your voice fails you. Can anyone blame you when your lover was purposefully teasing you in the best way possible?

Your breath hitches when his lips finally meet the band of your underwear and it suddenly dawns on you what he’s going to do. Instinctively, your knees attempt to close so he doesn’t get a view of you down there, but, much to your dismay, his hands firmly hold your legs open.

“Childe,” you begin, but your words get caught in your throat when his eager fingers slip underneath the band of your panties and slide them down your legs. You don’t even get a chance to protest before you feel his lips kissing lower and lower until-

Your hips twitch and you let out a sweet noise when Childe kisses your clit. Your hand automatically comes up to cover your mouth knowing what he was about to do. With your fingers clinging to the kitchen counter and your mouth muffled, you moan softly as his tongue laps at your sensitive bud. The wet muscle swirls around the nub, lips kissing and sucking on it as you try your best to hang onto whatever amount of sanity you had left. The pleasure was building in your stomach and throughout your nerves as it washes over your body in gentle waves. 

A breathy cry leaves your lips when you feel him move even lower; his tongue licks a stripe up your folds and you can feel his mouth vibrate at your core as he savors your taste. You can only say his name once before his tongue delves into your pussy. Immediately, your hands fly to his head, fingers burying themselves into his ginger curls and your thighs squish around his head. 

You can feel him chuckle against you and then rough, calloused fingers firmly grip your thighs and pry your legs apart. The wet, soppy sound of his mouth suctioned to your cunt as his tongue thrusts into you is all you can hear while he eats you out. There’s the occasional groan from your boyfriend as your hand pushes his face deeper into your hips or when your hips grind up to meet his tongue, but regardless of what you hear your head is spinning as his stimulation overwhelms you.

Childe pulls away from your pussy only to press a kiss onto your clit again, one of his hands lets go of your plush thighs as he slips a finger into you. You’re panting heavily at this point and your grip on his hair tightens. The burning white pleasure is building even more as his finger thrusts inside your cunt; he’s building a steady rhythm with his meanwhile sucking and kissing your sensitive bud and your head is spinning. You are not going to last any longer if he keeps this up. 

Another finger slips in and you throw your head back. It’s hard to keep your mind from going insane with the way he brushes against that sweet spot. You can’t see him, but you can feel him smiling from underneath you and his fingers brush that spot again and again, massaging it until the heat in your body nearly explodes.

He’s so mean, but you can’t bring it in you to tell him to stop. Not when it feels so excruciatingly  good.

“Ch-Childe,” you stammer out in between moans, your chest heaving as you try to catch your breath.

Your boyfriend’s thumb gently rubs your thigh while the fingers that were pressing into your sweet spot over and over increase in intensity. The sloppy sound of his mouth sucking on your clit and the gentle rake of his teeth over the sensitive skin is enough to send you over the edge. The pleasure is building up so fast and your fingers bury deep into his hair as you practically shove him into your pussy. 

Were you suffocating him? Could he even breathe?

You didn’t care. All that was on your mind was the overwhelming white pleasure that burns through your body, crashing over your entire being as your hips ride into his face. His free hand grips your thighs as your legs tighten around his neck to pull him closer to your body while his fingers buried deep inside your walls help you ride out your orgasm. 

His name is the only word that spills out of your lips in a slurred and breathy mantra as the waves of your orgasm wash over your nerves.

As you cool down from the high of your climax, Childe gently slips his fingers out of your sensitive pussy. His hands pry open your shaking legs and you can see the twinkle of his eyes as he watches you, completely breathless, on the kitchen counter. 

You nearly cum again when your boyfriend locks eyes with you and licks his fingers clean. 

“You taste so sweet, love,” Childe coos, turning his head and pressing his lips against your inner thigh. He showers small kisses against your skin gently and your body shivers underneath his touch. “If I could, I would spend all day just eating you out until all I can taste is your pussy on my tongue for the rest of my life.”

You can feel your ears burning at his dirty words, but you can’t deny that it made your stomach somersault at the mere thought. 

“But, there are other, more urgent matters that I want to deal with. So, we’ll save that idea for next time, okay?” Childe whispers playfully. He presses a final kiss on your thigh before standing up once more. He leans into you; his hands firmly grab at your waist as he pulls you into his body. Your lover’s lips find yours in a kiss as his lips move against yours in fervor. 

The taste of your cum on his lips melts into your own mouth as his tongue slips into yours, and you groan as Childe presses more into you. His kisses are hungry and rough, almost as if his lust and desire to have you was taking full control of his body at this point. Your fingers cling onto his shoulders as you hold him close to you, savoring the heat of the moment and the passion shared between you two.

Childe whispers your name as he pulls away only for his lips to go straight for your neck. He’s kissing the skin of your neck, lips suctioning to areas of your skin as his tongue scrapes over the area trapped in his mouth. You sigh breathily, feeling his mouth caress and suck at your skin. You only wince when his teeth graze your skin and bite you once more. 

But you don’t stop him as he leaves love bites onto the expanse of your skin.

Lost in your own bliss and the kisses pressed into your skin, you don’t realize what Childe’s doing until you feel something hard press against your pussy. Your eyes slowly open as your turn your head to face your lover; a head of ginger curls is all you see as he’s too busy kissing your neck and fisting his dick as he prepares himself to fuck you.

Your stomach flutters in excitement and your hand slowly reaches down to touch his cock. When your fingers brush against his, you can feel your smile growing seeing his body flinch at your touch. 

“Babe?” Childe asks. He pulls away from the crook of your neck and you can feel your pussy moisten from the sight of him. 

He’s an absolute, horny wreck. His blue eyes are dark, darker than you’ve ever seen them and you fear he may have jumped too deep into the pits of the ocean from the way he’s looking at you. There’s a glaze over his eyes and his cheeks are flushed from not only eating you out earlier, but from pumping his dick in his hand and the excitement of having your cunt around him. 

Your heart swells in pride knowing that he’s like this because of you. 

“Let me do it for you,” you tell him softly, gently removing his hand from his cock as your fingers wrap around it in his stead. “It’s your birthday, at least let me treat you with this.”

Childe lets out a strained groan at your touch, but he doesn’t stop you. Instead, he buries his face back into the crook of your neck along with a few kisses sprinkled onto your skin. 

Immediately, you get to work. Your thumb swipes at the head of his dick and he shivers from the touch; you can feel your smile growing from his reactions to your touch. Your thumb gently massages the tip of his cock, gently coaxing as much precum as you could over the head before your hand begins to slowly pump his dick. It’s a slow and steady rhythm at first and Childe moans softly into your neck. His hips meet your hand in its pace and you can feel him get harder with each stroke. 

Childe whispers out your name in a soft moan when you playfully let your finger trail along the shaft of his cock before your hand grasps him once more to line him up at the entrance of your pussy. Your body shudders feeling the tip slip through your folds, the mixture of his precum and your wet pussy making the sensation all the more pleasurable.

“Are you ready?” you whisper to your boyfriend. Your free hand gently runs through Childe’s hair as he pulls away from your neck. His eyes meet yours and your pussy throbs at the pure lust and love in his eyes. A rough hand reaches up to grab yours, bringing it to his lips as he presses a kiss to your knuckles.

“I’m always ready for you, my beloved.”

Childe kisses you again, muffling both of your moans as he presses his hips into yours. His dick slides into your pussy; it brushes up against your walls in the best way possible, each inch digging into you sends waves of pleasure through your body. Instinctively, your legs wrap around his hips as you help push him deeper into your cunt. Your boyfriend laughs softly at your eagerness, pulling away from your lips with an amused smile. 

“Already?”

You roll your eyes and yank your hand away from his, but he quickly catches it once more. He intertwines your fingers with a gentle squeeze and a twinkle in his ocean eyes.

“Just shut up and fuck me, ‘Jax.”

Your lover does not need to be told what to do twice. With a quiet ‘yes, ma’am,’ Childe’s hips begin a slow and steady rhythm as he grinds into you. As the pleasant sensation of his dick rubbing inside your pussy, you sigh and let your eyes flutter shut; each movement is absolute bliss for you and you don’t doubt that Childe feels the same way from the way he’s groaning and panting in your ear. 

Whispers of praise and love are whispered into your ear the more the pressure builds up between the both of you. There’s no rush, no race for the end of the finish line as the both of you revel in the ecstasy shared as your hips meet again and again. Childe gently grabs your chin to tilt your face towards him and his lips hungrily capture your own once more in a heated kiss. Your moans are swallowed by him as he pushes you onto the kitchen counter.

The cool tile presses against your back and you shiver, though it doesn’t distract you much considering the gradual increasing intensity of Childe’s hips thrusting into your own. His fingers, still intertwined with yours, squeeze your hand against the kitchen tile as he pulls away from your mouth. His eyes are beautiful as he stares down at you, gaze in a lust-filled haze and lips parted as the most beautiful, sweet moans leave his lips. 

“You feel so good; your pussy was made for me,” Childe groans out. He leans forward once more but buries his face back into the crook of your neck. It’s hard to focus on anything when his hips are slapping against your own, the noises getting louder and wetter the more he pulls his dick out only to slam back into your pussy, and his whines right beside your ear as the pleasure spreads throughout your body. 

His free hand roughly grabs a hold of your thigh, pulling your body closer to the edge of the counter before pushing your leg up. It’s a bit of a stretch for you, but god does the angle that he’s hitting you from feel so good. A strangled moan leaves your lips as Childe roughly fucks you, sparks of pleasure rapidly building up in your stomach the more he hits that special, sweet spot that makes you see stars.

“Childe, I-I’m…!” you cry out, fingers grasping the back of his head. You feel him kiss the base of your neck.

“Go on, I’m close too. Don’t hold back now.”

It doesn’t take long for you to cum, your second orgasm crashes over you in a huge wave; pleasure engulfs your entire being as your body spasms. Your leg tightly curls around his hip, your head thrown back and back arching. You can hear Childe grunt from beside you as your pussy clenches around his dick as he helps you ride out your orgasm with gentle praise.

You feel his teeth sink into the skin of your shoulder as his hips messily thrust into your own before you feel his movements still and his pelvis buried deep into your own followed by a muffled moan. Both of your chests are heaving and the sound of heavy breathing echoes throughout the kitchen while you both desperately try to catch your breath. 

After a few quiet moments, Childe pulls away from your neck and gently tilts your head towards him to take a look at you. You’re sure you’re a mess, but you don’t care as you admire your boyfriend as he hovers above you. His hair is a mess, worse than usual from your fingers constantly burying themselves into his ginger sea of curls, and his cute cheeks are flushed from the throes of passion shared just moments prior. His lips are parted as he pants, the corners lifted slightly upwards as his ocean eyes take in your own messy, fucked out expression.

Childe kisses you, peppering soft kisses on your lips and gently around your face. 

“I love you. I love you so, so much,” he murmurs quietly against your skin and you don’t ever doubt what he truly means. His lips press into yours again, causing your heart to flutter in your chest at the simple, yet sweet act of affection. 

Your heart doesn’t stop swelling with the love you held specifically for Childe even as he pulls out of you and helps clean up the mess you made, not even when he playfully asks for another round as you head to the shower to wash up after already going at it just moments before.

You love him, too, and you thank the gods for guiding him to you so that you can love him just as much as he loves you.

[unimiff]

Menjalani Mimpi Orang Lain

Namaku Angkasa. Umurku 18. Aku ingin sekali kuliah di jurusan desain grafis atau sastra. Sayangnya, Ibu dan Bapak tidak merestui keinginanku. Kata mereka, ambil jurusan administrasi saja, yang lebih jelas jalur kerjanya. Demi menyenangkan Bapak dan Ibu, aku pun menjalani perkuliahan setengah hati. Syukurnya, aku tetap bisa mengerjakan hobi desain dan menulis di sela-sela kuliahku. Dapat cuan pula. Syukurnya pula, berkat bantuan teman-teman serta warisan otak yang lumayan moncer dari Bapak dan Ibu, aku berhasil lulus tepat waktu.

Namaku Angkasa. Umurku sekarang 22 tahun. Purna jadi sarjana, Bapak dan Ibu memintaku untuk tes CPNS dan mengambil formasi di kotaku. Kata mereka, biar masa depan aman, nanti pensiunnya terjamin. Bapak dan Ibu memang merupakan abdi negara yang bertugas di sekolah. Bagi mereka, menjadi ASN adalah kebanggaan tersendiri. Bagi mereka, pekerjaan hakiki adalah pekerjaan kantoran nan berseragam, berangkat pagi pulang sore. Mereka tidak menganggap pekerjaan kreatif yang tak mengenal jam kerja, bisa dikerjakan dari mana saja, dan berhadapan dengan dunia maya, sebagai sebuah pekerjaan. Demi menyenangkan mereka, aku pun mendaftar dan ajaibnya, lulus dalam sekali coba.

Namaku Angkasa. Umurku sekarang 44. Orang-orang menyebutku sebagai salah satu orang paling beruntung di dunia. Sudah kuliah magister dibiayai negara, punya istri nan jelita, beranak dua. Pegawai negeri dengan masa depan dan masa tua terjamin, pula. Sungguh banyak orang yang ingin menjalani hidup sepertiku. Mereka tidak tahu, sejak dahulu, aku punya rencana.

Tahun depan, aku ingin mengajukan pensiun dini. Jika dihitung masa pengabdian dan usiaku saat ini, cukup sudah persyaratannya. Cukup sudah aku mengabdi di sini. Ketika membicarakannya dengan atasanku, beliau mewanti-wanti "Angkasa, pikir-pikir dulu. Nanti kamu menyesal. Sebentar lagi kamu bahkan bisa jadi Kepala Bagian, lalu jadi Kepala Dinas, lho. Tidak banyak anak muda progresif seperti kamu di sini." Ucapan beliau cukup bijak. Ketika menyampaikan niat kepada kolega, macam-macam reaksi mereka. Ada yang mendukung, ada pula yang menentang. Salah satu yang paling kuingat, begini bunyinya "Harusnya kamu itu bersyukur. Banyak banget orang yang mau jadi pegawai. Kamu baru lulus kuliah, langsung lulus tes. Sekarang mau pensiun dini. Nanti, hidupnya gimana? Dapat uangnya dari mana? Kamu nggak takut, hidup dari uang pensiun dini yang nilainya tentu tidak sebesar kalau pensiun penuh? Sabar sedikit lagi napa, sih. Palingan juga 20 tahun lagi. Nggak berasa. Mau malas-malasan di rumah, ya? Banyak lho, yang pengen kayak kamu, berada di posisi kamu."

Ingin kujawab bahwa bukan dapat uang dari mana yang kutakutkan. Bukan akan melakukan apa setelah pensiun, yang kutakutkan. Karena semuanya sudah kupikirkan matang-matang, sedari dulu, sejak pertama kali aku menginjakkan kaki di kantor ini, memasuki dunia birokrasi ini.

Aku takut, semakin lama aku berkecimpung di sini, aku akan semakin kehilangan diriku sendiri. Jiwa kreatif yang ada dalam diriku memberontak, terbunuh oleh kakunya birokrasi dan administrasi. Unggah-ungguh dengan atasan, berkata manis di depan, saling membicarakan di belakang, aku takut suatu saat akan terbawa arus dan tenggelam. Belum lagi mutasi dan demosi yang menghantui, tergantung siapa yang sedang menapaki pucuk pimpinan tertinggi. Daripada terus maju dan tenggelam, lebih baik aku mundur pelan-pelan.

Dan, soal banyak yang ingin berada di posisiku saat ini, aku lebih takut lagi. Aku takut menjalani mimpi orang lain, hingga aku mengubur mimpiku sendiri. Maka, sebelum aku mati, aku ingin kembali menyiram mimpiku yang telah lama layu, memupuknya hingga subur dan berbunga, serta menyerahkan mimpi orang lain ini kepada yang lebih berhak memiliki.

Hai, kukenalkan lagi. Namaku Angkasa. Umurku sekarang 45. Aku percaya bahwa nama adalah doa. Seperti namaku, aku punya mimpi yang tinggi mengangkasa. Di umur segini, sejujurnya aku cukup takut untuk mewujudkannya. Namun, aku lebih takut lagi jika seumur hidup harus menjalani mimpi orang lain. Besok aku ingin mengajukan permohonan pensiun dini ke atasan. Doakan aku, ya!

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SMRC: Elektabilitas Pram-Rano Lebih Moncer Ketimbang RK-Suswono

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Bilangan puluhan tahun manusia mempelajari pola perilaku speciesnya sendiri. Nah ketemulah salah satu turunan ilmu behaviour, yang ngebahas fitrah manusia sebagai laki² maupun fitrah perempuan.

"Ah ini ilmu pseudoscience", tahan dulu kisanak, karena udah banyak case pernikahan limbung bergelimpangan perkara sifat yang bergeser ini.

Kasus teranyar, selebgram seorang ibu berputra 3, tengah umroh sendirian. Di rumah, suami mengajak perempuan xxx di kamar. Dan yang bikin potek, yang pertama nemuin bukti ayahnya punya affair adalah anak nomer satu, yang masih SMP😭.

Sepintas pas w liat profil si istri, moncer medsosnya. Tipe ibu yang punya banyak temen, banyak kegiatan, aktif di sana sini, bikin usaha, latihan bela diri. Maen ke ig suami, gembokan.

Sebenernya, klo mau dikulik lagi, dari laporan keuangan usaha si suami dan pembagian nafkah untuk biaya rumah tangga bisa itu ke tracking asal muasalnya, gimana si suami bisa sampe kayak ngga punya kegiatan gini. Karena klo baca chat suami sama WIL yang di up istrinya di IG, isinya cuman janjian ketemu buat naluri syahwat aja.

Ngga bisa dipungkiri, laki² bahaya klo sampe punya insecure, rendah diri, ngga beriman plus pengen "nakal". Itu udah macem sympton.

Laki² kudu punya karakter rajin, wajib ain ini mah yak. Again, punya uwang ngga ada hubungannya sama punya karakter insecure. Apakah laki² bisa punya wound? Iya sama kayak perempuan, laki² bisa punya wounded masculine.

Laki² harus pusing, harus capek, dan tenang di rumah. Kalau kebalik, bahayaaaa.

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Wiranto, sang jendral dengan karier politik segudang

Utusan Khusus Presiden Bidang Pembinaan Generasi Muda dan Pekerja Seni terpilih Raffi Farid Ahmad (tengah, bawah) mencium tangan Penasihat Khusus Presiden bidang Politik dan Keamanan terpilih Wiranto (kiri) sebelum dilantik Presiden Prabowo Subianto di Istana Negara, Jakarta, Selasa (22/10/2024). ANTARA FOTO/Sigid Kurniawan/app/foc.

Jakarta (ANTARA) - Presiden Prabowo Subianto pada Selasa secara resmi melantik tujuh Penasihat Khusus Presiden, dimana pejabat yang baru dilantik itu merupakan tokoh yang memiliki keahlian dan syarat akan pengalaman di dunia perpolitikan tanah air.

Terdapat tujuh bidang untuk Penasihat Khusus Presiden, yaitu bidang politik dan keamanan, digitalisasi dan teknologi pemerintahan, pertahanan nasional, ekonomi dan pembangunan, urusan energi, haji, dan Penasihat Khusus Presiden bidang kesehatan nasional.

Ketujuh tokoh yang dilantik yaitu Jendral TNI (Purn) Wiranto, Jenderal TNI (Purn) Luhut Binsar Pandjaitan, Jenderal TNI (Purn) Prof Dudung Abudrachman, Bambang Permadi Soemantri Brodjonegoro, Prof Purnomo Yusgiantoro, Muhadjir Effendy, dan Prof Terawan Agus Putranto.

Semua tokoh yang dilantik merupakan implementasi dari Peraturan Presiden Nomor 137 Tahun 2024 tentang Penasihat Khusus Presiden, Utusan Khusus Presiden, Staf Khusus Presiden dan Staf Khusus Wakil Presiden yang ditetapkan oleh Presiden Ke-7 Joko Widodo.

Penetapan Perpres itu ditandatangani Jokowi 18 Oktober 2024 saat ia masih menjabat Presiden.

Sebagaimana salinan perpres yang diunduh di laman jdih.setneg.go.id, Selasa, perpres itu mengatur tentang keberadaan Penasihat Khusus Presiden, Utusan Khusus Presiden serta Staf Khusus Presiden dan Staf Khusus Wakil Presiden.

Baik Penasihat Khusus Presiden dan Utusan Khusus Presiden dibentuk untuk memperlancar tugas Presiden.

Dari ketujuh Penasihat Khusus Presiden terdapat nama yang sudah tidak asing di telinga masyarakat Indonesia, yaitu Jendral TNI (Purn) Wiranto, sang Jendral yang sudah malang melintang di dunia perpolitikan tanah air.

Jendral Wiranto

Pria kelahiran Yogyakarta 4 April 1947 itu merupakan lulusan Akademi Militer (Akmil) 1968, sebelum menempati pucuk pimpinan Angkatan Bersenjata (ABRI) saat ini TNI 1998-1999, Wiranto pernah menjadi ajudan Presiden Soeharto periode 1989-1993.

Setelah menjadi ajudan Presiden Ke-2, karier militer-nya terbilang moncer, tercatat Sang Jenderal pernah menjabat sebagai Kepala Staf Kodam Jaya pada 1993, Panglima Kodam Jaya 1994, Pangkostrad 1996 dan kemudian menjadi Kepala Staf Angkatan Darat pada 1997.

Selain sebagai Panglima ABRI, Wiranto juga menduduki jabatan Menteri Keamanan Pertahanan (Menhankam) pada Kabinet Pembangunan VII 1998.

Memasuki era transisi dari Orde Baru ke reformasi, Wiranto juga masih menempati jabatan sebagai Menhankam pada Kabinet Reformasi Pembangunan Presiden Habibie.

Setelah pemerintahan Presiden Ke-3 berakhir, kemudian Wiranto masuk pada Kabinet Persatuan Nasional Presiden Abdurrahman Wahid atau Gus Dur, ia ditunjuk sebagai Menteri Koordinator Politik dan Keamanan (Menko Polkam) 1999-2000.

Sebagai seorang tentara, Wiranto juga mendapatkan segudang pengalaman, apalagi ketika menjabat sebagai Panglima, keadaan Bangsa Indonesia mengalami krisis, dan kerusuhan terjadi di mana-mana.

Bahkan akibat pergolakan politik pada waktu itu, Presiden ke-2 Soeharto resmi mengundurkan diri dari pucuk pimpinan setelah menjabat lebih dari 32 tahun.

Karier politik

Setelah resmi pensiun dari dunia militer, Jendral TNI (Purn) Wiranto lantas tidak hanya menikmati masa pensiun-nya saja, namun memilih berkarier di dunia politik dan gabung Partai Golkar.

Saat berada di partai berlambang pohon beringin, pria yang sempat menduduki jabatan sebagai Ketua Umum Federasi Karatedo Indonesia (FORKI) mengikuti Konvensi Nasional untuk maju sebagai calon presiden.

Persaingan pada Konvensi Nasional Golkar cukup ketat, karena harus melawan nama-nama seperti Akbar Tandjung, Aburizal Bakrie, Surya Paloh, dan Prabowo Subianto.

Wiranto bersaing ketat dengan Akbar Tandjung yang saat itu merupakan Ketua Umum DPP Partai Golkar, namun nasib memihak kepada pria yang hobinya menyanyi, dan olahraga.

Pada Konvensi Nasional tersebut, Wiranto akhirnya menang dan maju sebagai calon presiden pada Pemilu 2004 dari Partai Golkar berpasangan dengan Salahuddin Wahid.

Pada pertarungan politik lima tahunan itu, Wiranto gagal menjadi pemenang, dan selang dua tahun setelah itu mendeklarasikan Partai Hati Nurani Rakyat atau Hanura pada 2006.

Sang Jendral tidak pantang menyerah setelah pada Pemilu 2004 gagal, kemudian maju sebagai cawapres dalam Pilpres 2009 berpasangan dengan Jusuf Kalla, dan kembali kalah oleh Presiden Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono dan Wakil Presiden Boediono.

Saat pilpres 2014 yang kemudian dimenangi oleh pasangan Joko Widodo dan Jusuf Kalla, Hanura, partai pimpinan Wiranto memberikan dukungan pada Jokowi.

Dua tahun berselang, Presiden Ke-7 Joko Widodo akhirnya memilih Jenderal (Purn) Wiranto sebagai Menteri Koordinator Politik Hukum dan Keamanan mengganti Luhut Binsar Pandjaitan dalam reshuffle Kabinet Kerja yang kedua.

Pada periode kedua kepemimpinan Presiden Jokowi, Jendral Wiranto dipercaya sebagai Ketua Dewan Pertimbangan Presiden hingga akhir masa jabatan pada 20 Oktober 2024.

Kini sang Jendral mengemban amanah baru dari Presiden Prabowo Subianto yang secara resmi telah melantik mantan atasannya sebagai Penasihat Khusus Presiden Bidang Politik dan Keamanan.

Dengan pengalamannya yang segudang, baik di dunia militer maupun politik dan pernah menempati sejumlah jabatan strategis, maka tak salah Presiden Prabowo memilihnya.

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Efishery Menghidupi Banyak Orang

Setelah setahun menikah dan menganggur serta menyandang gelar sarjana perikanan, saya mulai bosan dan memutuskan menghubungi teman untuk medapatkan informasi pekerjaan. Dulu, gelar sarjana perikanan di pandang sebagai jurusan dan fakultas terendah di hampir semua universitas. Gelar ini seperti sarjana jurusan filsafat, dua sisi koin yang berbeda tetapi sama-sama tidak bisa menghidupimu dan tidak memiliki masa depan.

"Perusahaan tempat saya bekerja dapat menghidupi banyak orang, ayo join" Kata temanku, yang memakai baju dengan logo gambar kepala ikan berwarna hijau itu. Dia bekerja di Efishery. Kemudian dia melanjutkan dengan segala keberhasilan dan dampak startup itu diberbagai bisnis. Mulai dari menyapu bersih pasar perikanan dengan pembelian udang dan Ikan langsung ke kolam dan tambak. Membuat petani sejahtera karena efishery dapat bekerja sama dengan pengumpul untuk menciptakan harga pasar yang merata.

Belakangan, anak muda yang bekerja di startup memang kian moncer apalagi dengan super privallage yang di namakan WFA alias bekerja di mana saja, membuat para anak muda sekarang semakin top. Apalagi pekerjaannya di bidang perikanan. Mungkin, seperti inilah yang di bilang dosenku dulu dalam sambutan motivasi penerimaan mahasiswa baru yang peminatnya sangat kurang ini. Kelak, kalian semua akan menjadi nelayan atau petani yang berdasi. Hal ini terbukti di profpiknya mas, Gibran di akun X.

Saya bangga, berhasil gabung dan menjadi bagian dari efisherian. Saat onboarding karyawan baru, wajib menonton video mas Gibran. Menariknya dia menjelaskan visi perusahaan yang ingin membasmi kelaparan bukan semata-mata untuk kepentingan profit.

Sebagaimana yang kita ketahui keberhasilan Perusahaan selalu saja di ukur dari profitable bukan dari kesejahteraan karyawannya, namun di Perseroan terbatas ini yang di balut dengan startup, mas Gibran mampu menjadikan eFishery sebagai Startup Unicorn,  mengaung di kancah dunia dengan bisnis aquatec terbesar di asia.

Tentu saja semua itu di capai dengan keutuhan organisasi, team yang penuh tanggung jawab, serta kuatnya kolaborasi. Yuval Noah Harari dalam bukunya sapiens, kalau tidak salah menuliskan bahwa fiksi dapat menyatukan umat manusia dari belahan dunia manapun hanya karna satu imajinasi yang kita percaya. Dengan  imajinasi mas Gibran yang mengubah tong kosong menjadi eFeeder mampu mendatangkan investor asing dan memimpin lebih dari dua ribu karyawan dengan sistem organisasi yang inklusif dan meritokrasi.

Setiap pencapaian dan case di elaborasi bersama tanpa intervensi atasan kepada bawahan, segalanya bisa connect dan kolaborasi jalan walaupun tanpa tatap muka. Seperti legenda Peugeot, sistem management inilah yang membuat eFishery mampu bertahan 40 tahun kedepan. Divisi atau team bisa hebat karna kolaborasi yang kuat.

Mungkin bisa di bilang naif, selain bangga dan mendapatkan privilege baru, serta segudang benefitnya, saya juga beruntung bisa bekerja dan mendaku diri sebagai efisherian karna di eFishery,  secara tersirat, juga menerapkan “buddy sistem” yaitu sistem yang membuat kita bertanggung jawab atas segala pekerjaan.

Menjadikan semua efisherian bukan hanya relasi kerja atau sekedar rekan kerja. Tapi teman hidup eh maksud saya teman bekerja yang bahkan bisa mengingatkan untuk submit OKR dan pencapain tepat pada waktunya agar bonus segera cair. Dengan penuh percaya diri sebagai efiserian kita bisa flexing di semua media sosial, ehm.

Tetapi menghidupi yang dimaksud temanku ini apakah memberikan nafkah atau membiarkan hidup atau tidak membunuh? Saya coba sedikit memberikan ilustrasi dari jumlah karyawan. Jadi, saat ini ada dua ribu karyawan yang menerima upah masing-masing kita kalikan rata-rata dua untuk menafkahi anak istrinya. Jadi dari sisi keluarga karyawan, total perushaan dapat menghidupi kurang lebih enam ribu karyawan.

Di efishery, memiliki beberapa unit bisnis kita ambil dua contoh saja untuk bisnis yang berhubungan langsung dengan petani atau petambak dan mitra logistik. Targetnya adalah ekspansi petani dan bermitra dengan vendor. Masing-masing seribu kolam dan vendor setahun. Nah, bukan hanya keluarga, ada beberapa petani juga yang punya anak kolam untuk mereka berikan upah. Kemudian untuk vendor atau mitra juga demikian, belum di unit bisnis yang lain.

Kita ambil kesimpulan sementara, bisa jadi saat ini efishery menghidupi satu persen dari penduduk Indonesia. Dan bisa jadi lagi ke depan akan bertambah. Bisa jadi ya…

Dirgahayu efishery.

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#QuoteOfTheDay (20240903):

“Orang sukses itu tidak pernah khawatir tentang apa yang dilakukan orang lain.”

Hidup kadang pasang, kadang surut. Saat surut, ada yang merasa nelangsa. Apa lagi saat melihat rekan kerja karirnya moncer. Ada lagi yang cuek, lalu merasa nyaman tak punya job desc berarti. Padahal sukses sejati sebenarnya tetap bisa ditempuh dengan membangun ‘jalan ninja’ sendiri. Berusaha menjadi hamba yang dicintai Allah dengan memberikan manfaat (At-Thabrani: 13280) dan menimba ilmu sebagai jalan ke surga (Abu Dawud: 3157).

S.A. Ibrahim mantan CEO Radian Group berkata, “Kembangkan keterampilan/kemampuan luar biasa Anda sendiri, jadilah individu dan pemimpin yang patut dicontoh. Yang terpenting, tetaplah positif tentang diri Anda sendiri dan jangan pernah menyerah! Menanglah dengan menunjukkan bagaimana Anda dapat memberikan kontribusi positif yang menguntungkan semua orang.”

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