stupid idiot cartoon ass thing i slammed together yesterday in about four hours, i originally coded and shared it on scratch but whatever ill put it here too lol.
UNHAPPY 50TH “CAR WRECK THAT CAUSED EVERYTHING TO GO TO GARBAGE” ANNIVERSARY.
the “og” link btw (it’s turbowarp) https://turbowarp.org/1011983760
we know practically nothing about Will's childhood but we do know that he retracted his balls once carrying a stolen watermelon over a barbed wire ! valuable character arc information
So it's well known that Salem like to pull pranks on the gang, right? Well I had this crackfic spawn in my head where it was like:
Salem finds a Mario Party game (they've never heard of Nintendo or Sega) and hears the common joke about how it ruins friendships; so Salem gets the bright idea to drop the game on Rambleys' doorstep. Watching through a camera she put in Rambleys' living room (don't ask me how she put it there) she decides to get some snacks and enjoy the show.
About 25 minutes later Salem watches on in mortified silence as:
1 Finley is bawling his eyes out
2 Rambley and Lloyd get into a fistfight
3 Mollie is spewing every swear word and slur in existence
Salem decided to never do anything like this ever again
Imagine Molly and will finally speaking post-fall and him explaining that he ran away with Hannibal because he loved him and she's just like "your gay? Oh I already knew that" and he's just FLOORED