#mod caramel brownie's shenanigans

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

Current Status;

...uhhh, traumatized?

"Don't fuckin' look at me-" "It's YOUR laptop! Where else am I supposed to look?!" "THE ANONS???" "NO ONE HAS EVER MENTIONED THAT GAME TO HIM!!!"

anyway play pokemon insurgence it fucking rocks just be warned about the cults

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

Do you have a favorite food, Onyx Cream Cookie? Caramel Brownie Cookie?

Honey coated biscuits! :D

...Is it cannibalism to say frozen brownies?

I- is it?-

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

Current Status:

that is a marten not a ferret

welcome to the first headcanon i am actively sharing, cream ferret being a first cream kiddo don't ask why just let me have this - mod cb

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

*has been playing stardew valley for 2 weeks straight with no sleep* :3

Now see I would tell yo ass to go take a nap, but like same.

Except my ass has been reeling over minecraft and pokemon.

Actually that reminds me I saw a stardew valley and pokemon modpack for minecraft recently, I should check that out.

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

Do you two have a morning and nightly routine?

I have one! It takes me a little while to wind down and wake up, so I prioritize taking caring of the animals before I lay down and after I wake up.

Nope. None.

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

Current Status:

eugh...

To say the least my heart hurts rn

anyway play pressure it's genuinely amazing for a roblox game

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

Blue chicken :3

chimken

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

Current Status;

medicated.

technically this is from like, last night, but i fell asleep before i could post it - Mod CB

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

Onyx Cream Cookie! Do you or Caramel Brownie know how to dance?

I do, yes! I've been trying to teach Caramel Brownie how to but-

To say the least I have been fighting him every step of the way, it's been like two years and we haven't gotten anywhere.

Anyway yeah no Onyx can dance, I can't.

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

Onyx Cream Cookie! Do you like to do anything spectacular on your birthday? What about you Caramel Brownie?

Not usually! I've grown to prefer just a small get together to hang out with my friends.

My birthday is actually pretty close, about four or so weeks out, the whole reason I've got family visiting is because of that. I'm not a cookies cookie, so, we like to get all the big stuff out of the way now.

In other, shorter, words; no. I prefer to just stay home and relax, maybe bake myself a cake.

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

Onyx Cream Cookie! Do you or Caramel Brownie ever curse?

I try not to curse too much, I wouldn't exactly set the best example for others if I was always cursing.

As you may have seen, I curse like a sailor.

I have no regrets about this fact, aside from maybe the potential that the kids will start cursing too.

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

i think i'm gonna puke

That's what you get for going on the merry go round.

;-;

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

Do you two have a favorite genre of music?

I prefer more classical music! Jazz is also quite nice!

Short answer? Yes and no. Long answer? Fan songs to media, acoustic covers, sea shanties, musicals (EPIC; The Musical by Jorge Rivera-Herrans is really good, the Thunder Saga is out now go check it out), feel good and generally ouch feelings, ect ect the list goes on. Oh and some vocaloid, keyword some.

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

Are you two even friends? The way you bicker at each other makes me think otherwise

Oh no no, we are friends! Caramel Brownie is just like this- it's become a habit to bite back at them.

I trust him enough to willingly call for his help, I don't trust him in the kitchen and actively take over when he tries to cook, I have on multiple occasions questioned his sanity with no remorse.

If that's not friendship then I don't know what is because that's just how I am with close friends and family.

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

WHATTT SELF AWARE??? THERE'S LORE

"Ha! You think I, a measly self insert, have lore?"

"Lower your standards, this bitch lazy."

[askmountstcremesstalwartdefender]

https://www.tumblr.com/askmountstcremesstalwartdefender/755437011578585088/caramel-brownie-cookie-are-you-trying-to-get-onyx?source=share

To be honest, have you seen the way this man lays down? I think he's asking for it, but for some reason he denies he lays down that way 😂

"I mean, hey, it's more than likely just an in-game thing."

"Sooo, we're the only ones seeing it."