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Akane: (reaches under the sofa) Ow! Pointy. Ewww, slimy. Uh-oh, moving! Aha! (pulls out a bill worth 2000 yen) Aw, 2000 yen? I wanted a peanut.

Akane’s brain: 2000 yen can buy many peanuts.

Akane: Explain how.

Akane’s brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Akane: Woo-hoo!

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Chihiro: Mondo and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Taka: What did Mondo do?

Chihiro: He chased them to the next red light, and then reached into his window, and-

Mondo, holding up a steering wheel: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Chiaki: “Hinata-kun, Hinata-kun, Hinata-kun”! If you’re so bloody obsessed with him, why don’t you just marry him already!? Nagito: Maybe I will! Hinata, in the background: I did not agree to that! Nagito: Yes you did!

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During the first trial

Hajime:  I didn’t have you pegged for a bastard, Nagito.

Nagito:  Really?  But my face is so punchable!

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Watching Danganronpa 53

[during the last stages of Kaede’s execution] Nagito, holding the remote: Watch this, Hinata-kun. You can actually pinpoint the SECOND when her heart rips in half! Nagito: *click* *click* *click* Aaaaaaaand NOW!!! Hinata: [completely shell-shocked]

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Ouma: Now that that’s over, allow me to introduce you to my class. Ouma: *points at Kaito* Dead 1 Ouma: *points at Korekiyo* Dead 2 Ouma: *points at Gonta* Dead 3 Ouma: And Amami-chan. Rantaro: I’m the only one everyone cares about because I’m a cute guy.

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Taka: Now, if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed. Before either of you comes up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled. *walks off*

Mondo and Makoto:��He needs to sort out his priorities.

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Kaito: …And then Maki Roll said “sometimes I think you like Shuichi more than me.”

Shuichi:  Well… do you?

Kaito:  What?! Are you crazy? She’s my girlfriend! I love her!

Shuichi:  Of course you love her! She’s your girlfriend!

Kaito:  Yeah!

Shuichi:  Just… maybe you like me a bit more, that’s all.

Kaito:  I love Maki.

Shuichi:  And I love Kaede. Passionately.

Kaito:  You do?

Shuichi:  Yes.

Kaito:  Have you told her?

Shuichi:  Not yet. But I will.

Kaito:  Yeah? When?

Shuichi:  When I’m ready! It’s just that I like you… a bit more. See? There. I’ve admitted it.

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Sonia: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Kazuichi: Yes!!

Sonia: You’re thinking about having sex with Gundham?

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Junko, on the phone: Smash his kneecaps and he’ll talk, okay? I’m at a parent-teacher conference! Junko: *hangs up* Anyway, you said that Monaca’s been enjoying finger-painting? That’s great!

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[chapter 5]

Kaito: I understand now…If it weren’t for the mastermind, you wouldn’t be- Ouma: Dying? No. Kaito:…I was gonna say “evil”. Ouma: Oh, no. I’d definitely still be evil. If this situation were reversed, this conversation would never had happened. Ouma: You’d be dead, and I’d be laughing. Ouma: Ahahaha- oh, it hurts to laugh…

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Ouma: All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle… Kaede: Okay, whats up with him? Rantaro: Don’t mind him. He just got done dropping a gallon of LSD. Kaede: A GALLON!? Rantaro: A literal gallon. Out of milk jug. I don’t even know where he got it from, he never leaves th- Ouma: Amami-chan! I need you to tell me that I can leave the academy building if I want to! Rantaro: Kokichi, you may leave the academy building if you- Ouma: BITCH DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! Rantaro:…………………… Ouma:…All these squares make a circle… Rantaro: Quite.

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Tenko: I like that people say “oh man” to express disappointment. Tenko: Because men are, in fact, disappointing.

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Tsumugi: You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Korekiyo: As a matter of fact I have, we were on a blind date. Unfortunately he never returns my calls, says I’m too creepy.

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Kaito: You’re not an artist, dude. You’re drawing with chalk.

Angie: No, I’m drawing with marker and, like, pen and stuff. I’m just eating the chalk.

Kirumi: Angie, don’t eat chalk.

Angie: Well, it settles my stomach. My stomach’s a little…

Kirumi: If your stomach hurts, eat a Tums.

Angie: What’s the difference?

Kirumi: One is chalk!

Angie:Well, I don’t like wasting Tums. Tums is very good to draw with.”

Kaito:This maniac is an artist?