#mizole honestly could just be gay because he doesn't like women

[yesyourstalker]

This is experimental with my dialogue. I hope it's not too confusing because it takes place in two different locations. Separate from each other

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Candie: They're getting! Ahhhhhh!! Guys guys look what Neta posted!! 'We finally had the conversation and I'm happy to say that ikkan and I are formally engaged. Let hope we live a long and happy life together. Love you ikkan xoxo!!!!!' Ahhhhhh I knew it I knew it I manifested it and it worked!!!

Mizole: would you calm down... You're acting like it's your wedding

Candie: can it shrimp dick!......... Look at the ring!! Oh I'm going to cry!!!

Mahi:.... What!? Oh my god they're engaged! I didn't know that, I'm just learning this now!!.... those are nice looking rings!! I'm happy for them!

Warabi: I know right! I almost threw my coffee out of the car when I saw the post! I can't believe it! My male wife bandmate and my work husband are getting married I feel so betrayed!!...... You're a shit actor mahi

Mahi: fuck you....... So how are we doing this? Are we going to pretend like you don't know when he comes in or are we just going to congratulate him?

Candie: well he already made it public so I say we congratulate him! Mmmmm!! I'm so happy b4b is real!!

Mizole: b4b??

Mahi: bass 4 bass It was a ship name given to them when fans started to speculate that they were dating during and after squid squad

Mizole: hm.... that's stupid

Neta: morning guys! I'm assuming you guys know the big news about me

Candie: ooooo congratulations!!

Neta: oh *oof* hehehe candie!!......Thank you!

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Nami: he's reengaged!...

Murasaki: yeah I saw!.... I can't believe he's actually doing this!

Ichiya: ........... That's great let's hope they actually get married this time....cod knows we don't need post break up ikkan again

Nami: awww look at the picture he posted... I've never seen ikkan smile that big before!!! Ohhh... ' we are finally making the commitment. I look forward to spending the rest of my life with you' awww!

Murasaki: should we call him? Maybe we should wait for him to join the call.

Ichiya: maybe we should wait

Nami: no we're calling him..... I just sent the request.

Ikkan: hey guy..... I think I know why you're calling

All three of them: congratulations!!

Ikkan: heh thanks

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Candie: sooooo tell us! How did you propose? Did you propose? Did he propose?? Uhh!! tell me! tell me right now!

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Nami: so who asked who? Was it planned like a dinner and nice date? Tell us.

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Neta: well... Kinda.... we had a conversation and I asked if he still wanted to get married... He said yes so the next day I proposed and he said yes... It was very private.... kinda intimate really

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Ikkan: technology he proposed in the middle of the night when we were about to go to sleep.... he just asked if marriage was something I still wanted and I said yes. When we got home he did the actual proposal..... It was nice

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Candie: please tell me are you guys thinking about.... spring weeding!? Oh a wedding in the fall?! what location are you thinking of getting? Oh they have this lovely little rock area in octo canyon It's such a pretty view!!

Warabi: please tell us we're going to the wedding at least

Neta:................. uhh the thing is

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Murasaki: so you already doing wedding planning? I know a nice venue outside of the city surrounded by nature real pretty places.

Nami: what's the color scheme going to be? Do we have to change our ink color because I have a box of ink dye I haven't touched in years!! it's like bluish green I might use it for the wedding maybe.

Ichiya: are we at least going to be a part of it?

Ikkan:...... um

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT HAVING A WEDDING!!!

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Neta: it just feels like too much of a hassle to do right now. I already have too much on my plate I don't need more..... We were just going to the court house to sigh some things and be on our way.

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Ikkan: it just seems like a lot of unnecessary stress that we don't need at the moment

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Mahi: so you're not going to have a wedding? No wedding bells? No family gathering, rice throwing and people honking and waving as speed off to your honeymoon?

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Nami: you're not going to walk up and down the aisle together?? No trying on suits or- or the emotional first look of each other during the day of your wedding??

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Warabi: what about a wedding cake please tell me you were planning on buying a cake at least??

Candie: netta please I know you told me that your first wedding wasn't the greatest but this could be your do over!... Just imagine! During your first dance, you're both looking at each other gazing into each other's eyes. Suddenly everyone in the room doesn't exist and it's just you two in each other's arms. Celebrating this wonderful day. That's all about you two..... I remember during my wedding-

Mahi and Warabi: You're married!!

Mizole: who the fuck wanted to marry you??

Candie: shut the fuck up All of you!!!

Mahi: this is a genuine question and please don't take it as an offense. How old are you? You look good. You look great! I'm just..... I'm just curious. I didn't know you were married

Mizole: He has to be hearing impaired to deal with that voice.

Candie: shove it!!

{arguing in the background}

Neta:........... You put it like that

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Murasaki: I mean it's really really all up to you guys and you know it's what you want to do at the end of the day but I think maybe you should try to have a small ceremony maybe?.... I think it would be nice to be surrounded by loved ones celebrating your love for each other. To be there and support you. That sounds really nice

Ichiya: and y'all worked hard for this relationship I don't see the harm in celebrating just a little bit......... even broke up a band because of it

Murasaki: really

Nami: Oh my god are you serious, you're still hooked up on that!!!!

Ichiya: what am I wrong!!? Did they not?!! Out of all the people he could have fucked he had to choose our -

Nami: ichiya!! Please!

Murasaki: can you be mature for once in your life?

{argument over FaceTime}

Ikkan:....... .......Well... That does sound nice.

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Neta: hey babe... Sorry for calling early in the morning

Ikkan: It's okay. I was going to call you anyway.... I was thinking about marriage stuff

Neta: yeah me too............ Maybe we can have a wedding. Something nice you know just for pictures and ..............family.

Ikkan: yeah that would be nice. I like that..... You know where camp triggerfish is. There's a venue over there...... It's an underground greenhouse they have glass on the ceiling so natural light shines in.. it's lights up the whole room naturally. It's really nice.... A lot of plants. It's really pretty.. Maybe we can look around there..

Neta: you know there's a place up near the canyon. Might have a reception over there. It's a beautiful view. We can make a day out of it. Maybe call up the wedding planner and see what we can do.

Ikkan: let's not rush it though. We have a couple years. Plenty of time to plan this out. Maybe it doesn't have to be small...... Maybe we should elope first and then have the wedding?

Neta: you want to elope just get out of the way say the vows and I do's in the courthouse and then have a wedding? We can arrange for that

Ikkan: yeah I don't see why not...mmmmm actually no I do want to wait. I want to do it at the wedding... I wanted to be real..... Ugh I have to go my old band needs are having an argument..... Where was all this tension when I was there? I love you bye

Neta: hehehe.... They didn't fight because you kept them together...... Okay, that sounds like a nice plan. We'll talk later I love you too bye .............. What are you kids screaming about? Stop you're scaring the customers!

Mizole: she started it!!

Candie: no I didn't!! You're The one who started it !!

Mizole: you're the one who's started it with your harpy screeching!

Customer: excuse me?

Candie: Mahi!! Do something!

Mahi: I mean you did threaten violence

Warabi: dude he clearly started it!

Customer: excuse me?

Mahi: what! I'm just defineding my boyfriend!

Warabi: there's nothing too defined he's an asshole!

Mizole: don't you have a toilet to clean Richie Rich

Neta: ok if this keeps up he's banned or worse!! *Knuckle crack*

Mahi: Neta what the fuck!? I can't fight people but you can!!

Candie: kick his ass!

Mizole: cod your voice is grading!......watch yourself old man don't want your blood sugar to rise you're a diabetic!

Neta: oh just try me you little troll!

Mizole: bet old man!

Customer: excuse me!

Every one: WHAT?!

Customer: you got Baribari merch

Neta:............ No we don't have Baribari merch! If we didn't have it yesterday why the hell would we have it today?!

Warabi: who the fuck even listens to that shit!

Mizole: no one they're terrible! What is wrong with you!!

Candie: you come in here every day and don't buy anything!

Mahi: you come in to this store don't buy shit you have a terrible taste in music and you smell like dish water!! Get the fuck out!! Honestly!

Warabi: thank you!!

Candie: please leave....

Mizole: could you believe that guy. Real asshole

Neta: right?!... Fucking hell....

Mahi was last spotted leaving @fish-at-fish-fish-resort 's house