#miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and it nails the neighbour's dog
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Hey americans by the way i just want you to remember that you're allowed (at least last time i checked) to own blackpowder firearms that don't use brass cartridges no matter what. Even if you're a felon. So like you do have the right to own a musket for home defense. And yes, that is, infact, what the founding fathers intended
#mtf#trans lesbian#transfem#own a musket for home defense#since that's what the founding fathers intended#four ruffians break into my house#βwhat the devil?!β#as i grab my powdered wig and kentucky rifle#blow a golfball sized hole through the first man#he's dead on the spot#draw my pistol on the second man#miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and it nails the neighbour's dog#i have to resort to the cannon mounted atop the stairs loaded with grapeshot#TALLY HO#LADS#the grapeshot shreds two men in the blast#the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms#fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion#he bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonets wound are impossible to stich up!#Ah#Just as the founding fathers intended
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