#miller's maxi buns

[cameron-carpet-lola]

Miller's Maxi Buns

[bestindawest]

He’s starting to grow on me my japanese white boy<3

Imma draw Sam n Raiden like this too cant forget my boys now ><

[inaneautisticramblings]

Pulling up to Millers Maxi Buns and ordering the Metal Gear Salad, a Diamond (hot)Dog, some meat sandwiched between Millers world renowned buns, Otacorn on the cob, and a Liquid Shake

[yourfavaschips]

Kazuhira Miller from Metal Gear Solid would be Doritos Late Night Sizzlin' Cheeseburger Tortilla Chips!

[metalgearstranding]

There's a parallel universe in which Ocelot gave the middle finger to Zero and brought both halves of the Philosophers' Legacy directly to Big Boss. Sure, it still would've been a disaster for the rest of the world, but oh it would've been glorious...

[technicontrastron]

this is so kaz

[whimtortoise]

the fact that kaz opened a place called "miller's maxi buns" and it started bombing from the beginning will ALWAYS make me laugh

[zaddyazula]

cooked burgers at 11am

[taffycatart]

He wants to order (Miller’s Maxi Buns edition)

[swordofhearts]

fun family outing at Miller's Maxi-Buns™

[whaalless]

Rip miller maxi bun you would’ve loved 2010s white girl music

[cameron-carpet-lola]

Pax Hamburgana

[hastvic]

Do you think Kaz was a cashier working for his own burger industry for a while. Was Miller working at the front desk of Miller's Maxi Buns.

What if MGS was a story about how Kazuhira accidentally ends up working as a cashier to his own startup company. Big Boss becomes a manager. Big Manager and minimum wage Kaz my beloved…. (Cipher is a rival company across the street.) Civilian AU except where Kaz is constantly forced to be a cashier and Bibo is his boss who sits on his ass all day but will pull some crazy shit once a blue moon to show he's the boss for a reason. "Hi welcome to miller's maxi buns how can I help you" (deadpan). A living example of this meme.

9 to 5 kaz I love you so much

[maplebean2003]

Master millers daughter headcanon

Now imagine the anxiety he had probably when his wife was giving birth

Him pacing silently irritable waiting but cause he's anxious only to immediately be brought to mush the moment he saw his new family

Being terrified he'd be a bad luck charm or fuck this up somehow

Now imagine him hearing her first word be maxi buns and him laughing with his wife immediately picking their daughter up in his arms and cooing at her

Protective dad whenever someone gets too close

Him making baby formula while holding her and also on the phone

Him gently feeling her face to make it out since he can't see and just chuckling when he realizes she has his own eye shape or something cute idk

Him putting his glasses on her and snickering at how badass she looks

Him cursing only to immediately panic for her not to repeat it

her playing with her dad's long hair tugging on it even which hurts

Her puking on him the first time and him being sooo grossed out 'this is why I hate kids' he'd think only to see her face and immediately retract his thoughts with 'except her...she's the only acception.'

Him struggling so hard to properly get a diaper on her so his wife has to show miller how to fuckin do it and then he becomes an expert

Miller vanishing one day knowing he'd wind up dead at some point so to protect them he vanishes letting them think he was a deadbeat but nah he just couldn't handle the thought of his daughter or divorced ex wife finding him dead

Hence why no one knew for three days or showed up

Him actually having a tear slip down his cheeks as he dies knowing he never will get to see his daughter grow up

But smiling in relief that he got at least one good thing out of his lives entirety for once

Her

Her finding old photos one day of her dad looking like a stud in the 70's and realizing she has his exact old watch on her wrist having never realized it was his and just kinda grabbed it cause it looked neat

Or her having very similar glasses or hair aw

seeing big boss in the photo and raising an eyebrow when she turns it over only to see hearts skribbled on it finding out her dad would've been okay with her being LGBTQ+ as well

Chuckling lightly in amusement 'what a loser' she'd think not aware of how much he actually loved her

Wedding pictures dusty and not looked at for years

He'd look so happy and dorky in those pictures with his ex wife for once looking hopeful and even dapper even with his silly mullet

When his ex would tell him the news about her being pregnant miller would be flabbergasted and choke on the curry he was eating almost dying then and there in shock

He would panic thinking he would never make a good father but yet he'd make himself become one while he was alive

He'd shake and tremble when he'd feel the first kick in his wife's stomach and tear up emotionally but when asked if he was he'd lie and say no he wasn't

But a small smile always gave it away, he'd scold liquid and solid for cursing around his kid she's too little

Holding her he'd be shocked how fragile a child really was and he'd remember his own mother wondering if this is how she felt as well before she died

He wished she were still there to be a grandmother of this cool kid but he felt content believing that she was watching above

Just like he would for his own child once he'd be killed

Happiness For just a few brief months

It was the best few months of his life probably

He'd forever be glad he got to meet his daughter even if she wouldn't remember him and how he'd protect her with his life

So bittersweet

Sorry,I'm at work and just like

Realllllly love the dynamic and my mind is brainstorming so hard rn ;∆; I'm now sad

Had he gotten to live he would've been the dad that lets his daughter play makeup on him or like tea party time

Or maybe she'd prefer more war themed toys much to millers dismay and he'd scoff but have fun in the imaginary field more then the real field because at least when he Lost the imaginary field she'd jump on him and squeal and laugh triumphantly because she'd won the play time and he'd pretend to fall over Everytime surrendering

The only time he'd ever surrender would be to her and only her :'))

Now imagine them fighting each other for realow

planning to give his glasses to her when she's older to keep but never being able to because liquid wanted that inheritance first (aka millers death in a nutshell lmfao)

That's all MGS1 is is liquid being overly jealous that his siblings were liked better then him

The theme now in my head is bigger than the whole sky from Taylor Swift but it's Kaz to her :'))) FUCKING OW OW OW OW OW

[k4zuhiramiller]

can you rec some mgs blogs you like? I need more mgs on my dash

this isnt EVERYONE cause im not at home to check but here's a handful, ask them for recs too cause theres alot of blogs!

shadow-moses, millers-maxi-buns-official, lowpolyotakuconvention, sir-yeehaw-paws, wenomsnake, trans-strangelove, heartoferebor, solidsnakeyaoi, acoffecat, koobinn, revolver-sorrowich-ocelot, bn-draws, mgsvi, solidthesnake, raidendefender, iroquois-pliskin, catboy-otacon

mgs + other things but still goode:

majjiktricks, electrosquash, cypheragent, king-among-knights, lobosfoodbowl, mgsvyaoi, 002700

hope this is helpful :)

[sluttywizardcowboy]

i like to imagine millers maxi buns is something of a bisexual hooters. everyone is a slut, food is mid, kaz immediately invested in a nascar driver.