#might make damien have a prosthetic eye? or an arm because i think he'd have a LOT to say about victorian prosthetics
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thinking about. redesigning the dads
#random thoughts#dream daddy#first thing immediately making brian fatter. maybe getting rid of his beard to give him a double chin. making him hairier everywhere else#also maybe making him an amputee. he had an accident while doing some woodworking and lost his left arm#or maybe ill make him a lower leg amputee? because he's fat and that has some unique challenges#robert's missing a finger and he changes the story on how he lost it every time#he also got shot once in the shoulder#craig's also an amputee! definitely lower leg because i want him to have one of those sportsy prosthetics#he has a wild story about it that the mc was there for#college shenanigans and whatnot#might make damien have a prosthetic eye? or an arm because i think he'd have a LOT to say about victorian prosthetics#god why am i giving them all physical disabilities. i was just thinking earlier about how it'd be neat if one of them were in a wheelchair#cuz the daddies are very performatively diverse otherwise#who would even be in a wheelchair. i think it'd be damien for periods of time#he'd have an authentic victorian one and also a normal one#he also uses a cane. hugo also uses a cane but a less cool one#hugo got a wrestling injury that acts up sometimes#matt gives off migraine energy. chronic pain haver even though he doesn't 'technically' have anything wrong with him#anyway!!! what fucking race is everyone i was thinking about this earlier#is robert white.#cuz like brian and joseph are both solidly in the white category#matt is black and carmensita is a spanish name soooo. dominican? columbian? i'm going with venezuela#cuz the guy who sang carmensita is american-venezuelan#i vaguely remember hugo having some comment on racial insensitivity during the wrestling date but god i just cannot remember#robert's grandparents were all different races and ethnicities and he's not particularly involved in any of their cultures#his wife was italian tho#joseph can trace his ancestry all the way back to the mayflower#mary and damien are siblings and descended from german immigrants#brian's grandparents were norwegian#robert has bipolar disorder btw. he's usually in a state of mixed mania instead of having highs and lows
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