#mickey i'm a brat milkovich

[mlkobitch]

@noblecide         sent:            ＂         can   i   please   use   your   phone   ?   i   have   to   call   someone   to   get   me   out   of   here.         ＂

＂         DO   I   LOOK   LIKE   A   FUCKIN’   PAYPHONE   TO   YOU?            —            no,      you   cannot   use   my   phone.         ＂               he’s   difficult   for   no   reason   other   than   the   fact   𝘩𝘦   𝘤𝘢𝘯   𝘣𝘦.   mickey   has   never   been   the   overly   𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙𝚏𝚞𝚕   type.         call   it   bad   parenting,      call   it   hereditary.         hell,      most   people   just   called   it   him   being   an   asshole      &      that   isn’t   an   incorrect   answer   either.         blend   them   together,      here   he   stands.         a   product   of   all   three   combined.         and   yet,      the   boy   lingers,      teeth   gnawing   at   lower   lip   as   he   backtracks,      unable   to   resist   that   niggling   bit   of   𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲   wanting   to   find   out   WHY   exactly   this   person   is   so   desperate   to   leave.         maybe   there’s   a   story   in   it   somewhere.         eyes   roll   at   his   own   actions,      turning   back   to   the   blond   with   a   heavy   sigh,      as   if   being   𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘥   rather   than   choosing.               ＂         the   hell   you   need   to   make   a   call   so   badly   for   anyway?         ＂

𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄.                     (      still      accepting!      )

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Yo can I request the Gallagher boys (not Liam) and Mickey headcanons if U do them (all separately) with a male reader who's more domimant and taller (sorry I can't spell) in the relationship like they also have to be the big spoon or whatever reader always pulls them in to his lap or something nothing sexual

Thank you if U can't do multiple characters can U do lip or Mickey

I'm real sick of the fics where the male reader it still feminine y'know

Have a nice day sorry for the long request

I had so many ides for this the moment you asked!

Request : yes

Type : headcanon

A / N : hope this is what you wanted!! Sorry it took so long btw, I got sick really fast and couldn't write!

Carl Gallagher

At first he's very confused by whats going on

After a few times he gets used to sitting in your lap and does it instinctively

Carl hates that you're taller in every way

He's probably a brat to you

He insists on getting stuff he can't reach even if you've offered to help

Carl is very independent and says he doesn't need your help

When he does need your help he's such a bitch about it

He does like having his scary dog privileges though to be honest

If he's about to go do shady shit he drags you along to scare anyone off who may try and fuck with him

When he's a police officer he insists on protecting you

Oh how the tables have turned

When you spoon him he definitely pulls your hands up to his chest so he can hold your hands

After a while he just lets you lay your hands wherever you'd like

He's comfy with whatever

Lip Gallagher

He won't admit it but he kinda likes that you're taller than he is

The first time he sits in your lap he's flustered as hell but continues to flirt with you

After a few times its still a little awkward but he won't admit it

He just insists on not doing it

He uses your height to his advantage

The moment he doesn't feel like reaching something he bothers you to grab it for him

He finds it hilarious that you are too tall for the Gallagher house

He likes to tease you when you hit your head on stuff or trip on something

His love language is most definitely teasing

When you both go out he kinda acts like you're not there

When he gets into fights you have to save him half the time

When he confronts bitches of men he almost always has you standing around incase it doesn't go his way

The moment you two cuddle and you spoon him he gets kinda pissed off

He'd much rather face you

He does feel protected in your arms but won't say that

Ian Gallagher

Ian is already the tallest Gallagher and is too tall for their house but having you around makes him jealous

He is confused when you pulled him into your lap

He's not opposed to the idea of sitting with you but he also really doesn't seem to know what to do with himself

Once he's used to it and knows a comfortable way to sit its one of his favorites

He won't admit it

He insists on getting everything himself no matter if you can reach it or not

He probably warns you before you run into a doorway cause he knows what its like

He hates PDA

Especially holding hands

Mainly because he hates feeling like the shorter guy in any relationship

Even if he is

The moment you spoon him he says something dumb

"No. No we're not doing this."

He wants to be the big spoon but you object to that idea

Finally you compromise on you both facing each other

Mickey Milkovich

He doesn't mind your height at all

Everyone is always taller than him anyways ao your height is just something about you

He thinks its attractive but obviously wont say his feelings

The moment you pulled him into your lap he immediately was fine with it

When he sat in your lap he sat like a king on his throne

Mickey gets so used to it and does it absentmindedly

He will push you into a chair just to sit in your lap no matter how busy you may be

When you guys go out of the house he loves having his "scary dog privileges"

He knows when it comes down to a fight he'd probably kick someones ass for you though

He loves when you hold him or touch him in public

Then he knows that your his and he's yours no matter what

Plus he finds it fucking hilarious when you have to tell people to go away cause you're together

When it comes to cuddling he loves when you spoon him

Its his favorite thing ever

When you don't he makes you no questions ask

Note: This was not spell checked nor grammer checked! I apologize in advance for the mistakes

[uwuspaceboy]

sooooooo i watched 6 episodes of shameless today haha so anyways here are my thoughts on 10x9-11x2

the wedding was real cute i love these fuckups

lip relapse nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! genuinely that was so heartbreaking i'm glad he very quickly realized it was a mistake and got to a meeting with brad

prediction (that i've had for a while but not sure if i've said here) i really think frank is going to die at the end of the season and the final episode will be his funeral and i'm gonna cry so hard no one tell me if i'm right but just know

debbie and sandy milkovich kinda slay but omg gallaghers stop getting with milkoviches challenge

liam you're so cute and i love u keep grifting bud

the whole ian/mickey monogamy, wait i spelled monogamy wrong!, yeah i'm going to lip's house teehee thing was pretty funny

also the season 11 opener of frank saying what's going on major callback to season 1 opening scene ugh i love it

ian telling mickey he wouldn't mind having a couple little kiddos running around before getting married was really sweet, also mickey does have a kid somewhere but i don't think svetlana's ever coming back with him whoops sorry

carl the sicko becoming a cop not what i would of expected but it does make sense i'll give them that

the whole debbie/milf/julia thing was crazy that's all i'll say on that

mickey being a bridezilla not what i would've expected but he it is a well documented fact that he is a brat tho so

ian and mickey's communication problems being a problem in their marriage! who would have thought! but seriously please just sit down and talk to each other just have a whole episode just be them sitting down and talking to each other

yeah mickey's never gonna get a "real" job but like ian threw a tantrum about mickey softening up too much when he was being ian's nurse early in his illness so what you just want him to switch up now?

i think that's all i've got for now but you know i'll be yapping again the second a new thought pops up into my head so

[wh0lemilk0vich]

gasp i loved your addition omg! that’s so morbid i’m obsessed🪱like yesss some guys were really starting to piss steve and eddie off steve beats them up not thinking much but that sets eddie off into a feeding frenzy, ends up killing them. just full of blood his belly shaking. tag team duo!

anyway thought of switching around the roles sort of. still vampire eddie but chubby steve instead.. CAN YOU IMAGINE.. eddie has the pleasure of biting steve harrington’s plump fuckinf thighs, gets to sink his teeth in a draw blood?? suck his thigh??? FUCK. hrrrnfj… like steve being a brat so eddie pins him down maybe ties him up, pushes his shirt up and starts nipping. OH FUCK WAIT he has to knead the flesh first to get the blood pumping, poor little sub steve begging for more. eddie squeezing hefting just generally playing his steve’s belly and then biting down furiously into his fat. oh even better eddie teases steve beforehand to up his adrenaline so his heart pumps faster. so we got edging steve and then kneading his belly and thighs and then finally sucking and his blood just goes so easily due to all the “prep”. steve just losing his shit as soon as his dick touched he’s cumming. once eddie’s had his fill or steve is getting lightheaded they cuddle and eddie gives steve a massage ❤️🪱

I'm a slut for morbid wormie! I love the dark shit 😈 like i have this au I like for gallavich where Mickey Milkovich is a big tubby werebear who is vamp Ian Gallagher's lover and pet and he gets his exercise and feedings when Ian hunts down unsuspecting mortals and lets them loose for Mickey to hunt down in a massive hedge maze on full moons.

But holy shit do I like your idea even better. Now I want wiry beanpole chubby chaser vamp Eddie to be obsessed with fattening up his beautiful human lover/plaything Steve. He's in love with the soft, creamy, plush, buttery warmth that's all his, and more boy means more blood. He feeds him forcefully but doesn't force feed him if that makes sense, just really committed to getting him big and soft and warm like a radiator, keeping his mouth full, keeping him docile and overfed.

And like he was a pervy nympho in life and that hasn't changed in undeath. He absolutely teases him and edges him and everywhere he'd leave love bites before he does even more so now. The insides of the thighs, big hefty biteable things to plant his head between, are one of his favorite places, but now I'm also thinking when Steve has pretty pert titties that Eddie motorboats and lavishes with licks and kisses, he gives Steve tiny little pinprick bites near his puffy pink nipples and sucks them until Steve is crying. Absolutely he loves to sink his teeth into a big soft blubbery roll of belly too. He edges Steve for so long and so continuously and he has to keep a really good balance of how much of his delicious blood he's drinking and when he finally lets him spill over so he doesn't pass out, but just has an amazing drowsy head rush.

But he just loves sitting Steve's fat ass down on him and wondering at the contrast in there size and shape, he loves being dwarfed and eclipsed, and he's so enamored by how beautiful Steve looks. His face looks so boyish and it almost belies just how big he is.

Ugh so insanely into this

[tear-soaked-cheeksdonteverlast]

45 and 70 ? :D

Thank you so much! I hope you like it! if not, I'll try again with much love and care!

45. Hurt/Comfort and 70. Secrets Revealed/Accidental Confessions

Never have I ever seemed like a pretty innocent party game when they started. This soon changed when the trust fund kids decided to gang up on the few student grant kids in the fraternity.

Ian was just getting more annoyed, but he could see this affecting one of the other grant students a lot more.

"Never have I ever lied to Emergency Room personnel." Trey grinned.

This was clearly the final straw after a long line of questions clearly meant to rile up kids who didn't grow up with a golden spoon in their mouth.

The other boy, Mickey, Ian thought was his name, threw his beer bottle across the room, shattering it with a loud bang against the wall. He stood up and flipped everyone else in the circle off.

"Awh, look at baby Milkovich. Can't the Southside thug handle a silly little game." Oliver teased.

Ian looked at Mickey. The pain he was in, was clear as day. "Any of you spoiled fuckers wouldn't survive an hour on the Southside." Mickey tried to bite back, but he couldn't quite get the heat in his voice to back his statement.

The other boys laughed, except Ian and one more grant kid. Ian's blood was boiling.

Mickey turned his back to walk away back to his room.

One of the other boys opened his mouth, but Ian already interrupted him. his words were poisonous, "Don't even think about it. He's right. None of you brats would survive an hour on the Southside before crying for your rich parents and carefree life. If you want someone to taunt, try me."

Ian squared his shoulders, the room growing completely quiet. "Come on, then. Junks for parents, dirt poor, five siblings, bastard, in and out of foster care, mental issues, dishonourable discharge from the army, hooker, history major, gay. Take your fucking pick."

No one dared to say anything.

"That's what I thought. You're all fucking pussies, only trying to single us out for shits and giggles and make fun of our hardship, while you can't even handle someone putting you in your place. You're the pathetic ones." Ian bit at them, before turning his back and chasing after Mickey.

Ian found him in his room, eyes red and puffy, on his bed, drawing. He knocked softly. Mickey's head snapped around, only relaxing when he registered that it was just Ian.

"Can I come in? Those douchebags are terrible company."

Mickey sent him a weak smile and nodded. He put his moleskin under his pillow.

Ian sat down next to him on his bed. Mickey turned to sit cross-legged next to him, leaning in a tiny bit.

"Heard you go off just now. Thanks, but I don't deserve it. I acted like a fucking pussy."

Ian shook his head. "No, they're just dicks trying to get a reaction out of one of the three of us. They had no right."

Mickey sighed and leaned in a bit more. "I shouldn't have let it get to me. This one just hurt somehow."

"Do you want to talk about it?" Ian didn't know Mickey that well yet. They had just started their first semester together, but he could at least try, right?

At first Mickey shook his head, but then he sighed again and nodded.

"You don't have to if you don't feel like it. You owe me nothing."

"Shut up, Gallagher. Might as well tell you my sob story, because I'm sure you've been there as well."

Ian had been in the position of having to lie to doctors before, but judging from Mickey's posture, the circumstances weren't similar at all.

"My dad's an abusive piece of shit. My cousins and brothers have always been older, sheltered by my uncles, or just agreeable dumbasses that didn't 'need obedience smacked into them'. Whenever that motherfucker was drunk, something went wrong, he saw one of my siblings act in a way he didn't like, or whatever the fuck else, he took it out on us. Mainly on me, because I was the smartest and dared to run my mouth every now and again. My sister also didn't get a free pass, being at the wrong end of the abuse whenever I wasn't there or when he was drunk and our mother wasn't around anymore. Anyways, plenty of trips to the ER with cuts, buises, and broken bones. The hardest to explain away where the time he shot me in the shoulder when he found out I hadn't stopped drawing since he beat it out of me when I was 6. Shot me again in the ass when he found out I'd lost my virginity to a guy in the park. Always had to make up stories to keep social services away. Couldn't let them split up Mandy and me. Even Colin and Iggy, they're dumb as shit, but they're family." Mickey spilled, tears running freely, as if they were finally able to flow after being repressed for years.

Ian stared at him in disbelieve. What the fuck. He suddenly felt the urge to go back to Mickey's parental home and burn it down with that motherfucker locked inside. "Fuck, man."

Mickey sniffled. "Yeah."

Ian didn't even think about it and wrapped an arm around Mickey's shoulders. To his surprise, he leaned in more instead of shrugging it off.

"But we survived and that motherfucker is now six feed under."

"Thank fuck for that."

Mickey chuckled weakly once. "Thank fuck indeed."

"I'm proud of you." Ian uttered, looking at Mickey with soft eyes.

"Why?" Mickey's eyes were still puffy and red, but the tears were fading.

"You survived. No, scrap that. You fucking thrived. You're pursuing a degree, are an amazing artist, took care of your siblings through terrible hardship..."

Mickey's cheeks flushed. "I'm no hero, just a boy with a very shitty dad."

Ian didn't know how to react, but to pull him onto his lap and hold him close. "You are, Mick. You're a hero to me and your siblings."

Mickey tried to protest, but let himself revel in Ian's warmth. He never knew just how much he needed a hug until now.

"Shut up, Gallagher. They might not dare to tease your buff gay ass, but I sure do."

Ian smiled and rested his head on Mickey's. "Like I mind, Milkovich."

Mickey drifted off to a silent slumber, the first he had in years, while Ian held him, playing with his hair and studying his face. He vowed to himself there and then to protect Mickey at all cost. He deserved only good things after a young life filled with so much hardship and pain.

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