#met gala who?

[louisegluckpdf]

the irony of this year's met gala theme being based on a short story about cloistered, decadently-dressed aristocracy desperately pillaging the natural resources at their disposal to hold the advancing tide of the restless underclass at bay is honestly baffling

[loserfae]

i just dont get it i feel like im losing my fucking mind actual real human beings are being starved to death and facing a genocide and people are still raving about the met gala and eurovision and useless extravagances of the west the disconnect is sickening i feel like throwing up how many people have to die for the world to fucking care like at all

[dahlia-molinas]

finally someone with balls

[dcxdpdabbles]

Ten year old Danny: Mom? Can we talk?

Maddie: Sure, sweetie, what's up?

Danny: No, I mean, can we talk in private?

Maddie: Of course. *elbows Jack*

Jack: Hmm? Oh! I just remembered I left some fudge at the store. I'll go get it now, and I'll likely won't be back for two hours or longer, depending on any unrelated texts I get. Bye!

Maddie: What's going on sweetie?

Danny: Okay, so, um, I noticed recently I've developed an allergy towards someone, and I'm worried it makes me racist.

Maddie: ......I'm going to need you to expand your answer.

Danny: The boy we met at the last investors party! Richard Grayson! He makes my stomach go all Blaagh, and my heart goes all BOOM, and my hands get all sweaty, and when he smiles, my brain goes all Whooosh! Obviously, I'm allergic to him! I can't stand being around him! But Jazz said that bigotry is when people won't be around other people for no logical reason, and that's racist so am I racist?

Maddie: Oh sweetie! No. It just means you have a crush on him.

Danny: What!? It does!?

Maddie: *laughs* Yes. Your dad made me feel the same way when I first met him. It's alright.

Meanwhile in the Batcave:

Ten year old Dick : Bruce, I think i have a crush on Danny Fenton. He makes my heart go fast, and my hands get all sweaty, and my stomach does quadruple backflips!

Bruce: Are you sure it's not an allergic reaction?

[inkedmyths]

I love scrolling thru Tumblr during the Met Gala bc like you have

Fashion dedicated blogs who are actually familiar with its history, determining if things are on theme and comparing past looks

Booing and shouting over every guy in a black suit

Fans of specific celebrities just absolutely drooling and swooning even if the look is just. Objectively not very good

On that note just some VERY horny people in general

People who just want to throw tomatoes at rich people

Discussion on how bad the Met is at even picking themes and that they need to so something really out there

"If you have the money and you're just wearing some boring ass dress get tf out"

[mohish-ko]

welcome our most important MetGala guests!

[twinprime]

Bad Bunny in Maison Margiela as Count Axel from J. G. Ballard’s The Garden of Time, fitting the Met Gala theme.

[chaoticace22]

Happy (belated as always) Star Wars Day!

Update to an update because how could i forgot:

[dorothywonderland]

could you draw Rhode, wife of Helios?

Hope you like her

she was actually pretty fun to draw, I really wanted an excuse to draw water as hair.

[tiffanybluesclues]

It took me a minute, but I see how this look ties into the theme now, less garden and more time. The old stitched together with the new, fashion renewed, it looks like two outfits sewn together to become new again.

[userparamore]

ZENDAYA The Met Gala 2024 | The Garden of Time

[rubydubydoo122]

Guys, if we make Tim South East Asian, we can have all the boy Robins be Brown. Dick's Romani, a large amount of people Hc Jason as Latino, and Damian is Arab. I'm pretty sure the current Tim hc race is half Korean, but like... I can see Tim being half Singaporean, or Indonesian. It would also be really funny because it would make Damian and Tim look really similar and just imagine a random white lady walking up to the both of them and going "Oh! is this your brother?" and Damian going "No! I'm not related to Drake!" and it happens seven times and ends in Damian begrudgingly saying, "Yes, though he is adopted"

[schrutexbucks]

entertainment weekly somehow got the audio of my internal dialogue upon seeing sebastian at the met gala.

[seospicybin]

IT'S GIVING THE CONTESTANTS OF THE BACHELORETTE 🌹

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[donatella-bella]

Men of the Met Gala 2023 (pt 2)