#merry christmas also I'm a millionaire but lemme flex my wife's gift real quick you plebs
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witchcraftingboop · 2 years ago
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My boss was so happy that his wife got him an iPhone he texted his iPhone-having employees Merry Christmas, waited for us to text back, realize it was blue now, and text again to comment on it, just so he could sling his lil "thank you, my wife got it for me so I can be cool" line, drop a lil moji, and bounce
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