#meph's saga of adulting

[mephxles]

[mephxles]

This is what happens when we start drinking

@mephxles @invisible-asshat

[mephxles]

wtf I want one

[mephxles]

my friends have seen it but I'm not done being annoying so have another picture of my hair

(I love blue hair)

[mephxles]

this sudden whim re my hair + my current hairstyle = me looking like an uglier version of Jasper 🤔

[mephxles]

love that the only words I know in morse code are "S.O.S." and "tits"

the only words you need to survive

[mephxles]

was not intending to drink this weekend but I'm feeling good

[mephxles]

have I really just spent £20 on a VVI t shirt?

yes. the answer is always yes.

I regret nothing.

[mephxles]

the face paint will not be executed well (I already know lol) so have my not great Vinnie inspired makeup for during the day (aka me not knowing how to do makeup and slapping a gold lipstick on)

[mephxles]

never too early

[mephxles]

this sign knows how to make a girl happy :)

@invisible-asshat @saberkittie I love you both a lot

[mephxles]

.....I really want to rewatch Naruto

it's such a bad idea

but I want to

[mephxles]

a compilation of toaster reviews on the john lewis website

you're welcome

[mephxles]

taking quarantine in stride

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this is missing heroes on ps2 and all my cartridges that aren't in boxes (5 in total I think) but I have plenty to keep occupied 👌😅

[mephxles]

"Do girls call it wanking?"

~ someone in an awkward hushed whisper

@invisible-asshat