#melinda 'grumpy not a therapist" may

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'Grumpy NOT A Therapist' Team part May

*In the Kitchen*

Phil: Alright gang, we need to raise our morale. Any ideas?

Daisy and Fitz: Dinner?

Mackelena: Game night?

Davis and Piper: Movie?

Jemma: Group hug!!

Everyone: 💡💡💡

Melinda: *Walks in*

Everyone: *Stares at Melinda*

Melinda: *Stops and raises an eyebrow*

Everyone: *Shares a look and slowly moves towards Melinda*

Melinda: *Alert*

Everyone: GROUP HUG!!! *Piles on to Melinda*

Melinda: sq;o3ezdf,mgnlk,md geT OFF OF ME

*Later*

Phil: Come on Mel, admit you liked it.

Mel: *Glares*

Phil: a little bit?

Mel: *Glares harder and mumbles* a LITTLE bit.

Credits to @maos2013​ for Phil making may admit she liked the hugs 💜💜💜 

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Melinda 'Grumpy NOT A Therapist' May Part Daisy 2

Daisy: I feel empty and hollow inside

Daisy's stomach: *Grumbles*

Melinda: When was the last time you ate?

Daisy: I don't know maybe yesterday morning?

Melinda: GO EAT A SANDWICH YOU LITTLE-

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Melinda 'Grumpy NOT A Therapist' May Part Daisy

Daisy: May I feel like I don't exist

Melinda: *Stares at Daisy wearing all her clothes* Oh then my jacket jeans and boots are just floating by themselves

Daisy: *PUPPY EYES* They make me feel safe

Melinda: *Grumpily starts her savage therapy* If you don't exist how are you talking to me and feeling safe

Daisy: *Tears up*

Melinda: *Hugs Daisy aggressively* Do you exist now?!?!?!

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Melinda Grumpy NOT Therapist May Part Intro

Melinda is the unlicensed therapist for the team

no she doesn’t have answers or solutions and yes she is mad about it

Melinda “no one comes to me with their feelings” May but EVERYONE GOES TO HER WITH THEIR FEELINGS AND PROBLEMS

AnY tImE oF tHe DaY

Melinda: I can’t help you

Team: So here’s what’s happening to me

Melinda: 😑

Melinda: Just because I married a therapist doesn’t mean I am one

She is so tired 

sometimes they are just idiots 

Team: *PUPPY EYES*

Melinda: *Grumbles* FINE *aggressively tells them what she will do or just listens to them*

eventually she realized they just want to talk to her even if she doesn’t say anything, her presence makes them feel better

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Melinda 'Grumpy NOT A Therapist' May part Phil

Phil: Mel

Melinda: *Exhales deeply in frustration* Not you too

Phil: How do I stop being nervous?

Melinda: *Glares at him*

Phil: Yah ok I know I have talked my way out of a hostile situation, fought my way out of some of them with just a tie, and is the head of a super secret organization, but I'm need to say something and my nerves are getting in the way

Melinda: How did you talk to Cap?

Phil: I didn't really? I kinda just blurt it out???

Melinda: *Rolls her eyes* Take a deep breath and do that

Phil: Ok... *Takes a deep breath* I– I li– li– li–

*5 mins later*

Phil: I– I– li– li– I lik–

Melinda:

Phil: I lik– I–

Melinda: *Takes a deep breath and kisses him H A R D* I love you *Walks away grumpily* It's not that hard slxoamhjdlps

Phil:

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Melinda 'Grumpy A NOT Therapist' May part Jemma

Melinda: *Drinking soup*

Jemma: *Drops a heavy suitcase on table which shakes the table and spills Melinda's soup*May, lately I've been noticing- I've been feeling like-

Melinda: *Deep breathe* Simmons-

Jemma: *Blurts out* I feel like everything is out of control and I can't fix it

Melinda: *Looks at Jemma and then sighs* What is something you really want to do and you can do right now?

Jemma: Oh um I don't see how that hel-

Melinda: *Raised an eyebrow*

Jemma: I want to eat an apple

Melinda: *Tilts her head towards the apples*

Jemma: *Grabs an apple and takes a bite*

Melinda: *Waits for her to stop eating* What do you want to do next?

Jemma: A glass of water would be nice *Gets up to drink a glass of water*

Melinda: You wanted to eat an apple and drink water, and you can so you did it. How does that make you feel?

Jemma: A little calmer? Somewhat in control

Melinda: *Small smile* Focus on what you can do. Not what you can't do.

Jemma: 🥺🥺🥺 *Wraps her arms around Melinda and whispers* Thank you

Melinda: *Hugs her back just as tightly* Anytime Jemma

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Melinda 'Grumpy NOT A Therapist' May part Elena

Elena: I'm angry

Melinda: Me too

Both: *Shares a look*

Baddies in their base: *Shaking*

*30 minutes and a base full of knocked out hydra agents later*

Melinda: Whiskey?

Elena: *Smirks*

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Melinda 'Grumpy NOT A Therapist' May part Mack

Mack: Davis stole my sandwich again. It's the 5th time this month!

Melinda: *Stares and raises an eyebrow*

Mack: You're right I should talk to him, let him know this bothers me. Thanks May *Leaves to talk to Davis*

Phil: *Walks up to Melinda* What are you really thinking about?

Melinda: *Smirks* Paint his walls with invisible paint that glows in the dark

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Melinda 'Grumpy NOT A Therapist' May Part Fitz

Fitz:  *Knocking at Melinda’s door* May? Are you up?

Melinda: *Covers her ears with the pillow* It's 3 AM go to sleep 

Fitz:  I can't

Melinda: *Glares at the ceiling* FINE *Sits up* 

Fitz: *Lies on her bed with his head on her lap* 

Melinda: *Pets his head* What's wrong

Fitz: I don't know I just feel like....

*2 hours later*

Fitz: *Yawns and quietly whispers* Thanks May

Melinda: *Still petting him now with a small smile* Goodnight Fitz

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Melinda 'Grumpy NOT A Therapist' May Part Davis

Davis: Hey May

May: *Glares*

Davis: I don't know how I feel about being an lmd

May: You're a robot u don't feel

Davis: Exactly!! And I'm stronger and I remember things better but I don't feel and I don't eat but Piper keeps getting the best Mac and cheese in town and she knows I WANT TO EAT IT

May: 😑