#megagin

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"You should tell Tumblr that your boyfriend made a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster that's actually not awful."

-Boyfriend, 30 seconds ago

Work in progress recipe:

- 10 ml honey

- 2 shots Drambiue: Ol' Janx Spirit

- 10 ml water with ~5 drops fish sauce (works better than it sounds): Santraginus V seawater

- 1 shot gin (we are trying to make an icecube that melts to release a blue-food-colouring centre but that takes Time so it's a work in progress): Arcturan MegaGin

- Top glass with lemon soda: Fallian marsh gas

- 1 drop mint extract: Qualactin HyperMint extract

- 1 shot Fireball whiskey: Algolian suntiger tooth (considering swapping this out for a cayenne-coated Jones candy or something for the proper theatrical Zing)

- Lemon juice (we wanted zest but were strapped for time and also fukkit): zamphuor, sprinkled

"I'm so mad that it's not bad."

-Boyfriend