#meanwhile the goat's just eating grass like whatdoyouwantfromme?

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“We can’t just let this goat eat the letter!”

‘The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess’ sentence meme

Status: Accepting!

@timberwings

❝ Well, what exactly do you plan we do about it?  Cut the goat’s stomach OPEN?  I’d rather not... ❞

With Link pulling out his razor-sharp wit, the heralding trumpets stopped blaring their obnoxious htune.  Surely, to uphold the oath he made to the Princess one-hundred years ago to use his sword to vanquish evil which threatened Hyrule, hold up his shield to address the concerns of its citizens...shouldn’t compel the hero to SLAY an innocent, lazy-eyed goat over a measly letter?

His gaze narrowed into crinkled slits, scrutinizing the young woman and her request.  If she desired the goat’s head on a plate, a WELL-FOUNDED  grievance needed to be presented.  Arms crossed, tone quizzical.

❝ Tell me...what exactly is in this letter that is so important that you want me to SLAUGHTER this goat? ❞