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waitineedaname · 6 months ago

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while i know wwx somehow managed to invent being a passenger princess in a society without cars, i do think in a modern au he would have the most rundown car in existence. it's older than he is. he has to smack it multiple times to get the a/c to work. he lost one of the side mirrors and it was too expensive to track down a replacement so he just duct taped a hand mirror to the side of the car. the drain pipe scrapes against the ground when he goes over bumps. he has definitely lived in it at some point. it is, of course, named suibian

#mdzs #he is over six feet tall and the car is a narrow little two door thing #so when he was sleeping in the back of it he was definitely having to twist into a pretzel #he had to buy it himself when he was like nineteen because the jiangs wouldn't buy him one #yanli has a very sensible mom van #jiang cheng has a motorcycle and he would be so fucking cool if not for his whole everything #lwj has a car that's simultaneously very practical and absurdly expensive #he keeps it very clean #there is a whole year's worth of fast food wrappers in wwx's car #meanwhile lwj's car is so immaculate it could be brand new #until of course wwx begins bumming rides off of him #and he's like lan zhan! you don't even have a pile of napkins in the glove compartment! what if you need a tissue!#and begins leaving evidence of himself everywhere #his favorite tube of chapstick is in the door pocket #his car doesn't have an aux port but lwj's does so he leaves an aux cable in his car #they go on a roadtrip and he throws a blanket in the backseat and then it just lives there forever now #at some point it ends up perfectly folded but still there whenever wwx gets cold #i don't know anything about car types or brands #but i do know car Vibes and what it says about someone's personality lmao

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