#meanwhile all T'au Empire forces are like “dafuq are they doing over there”

[soraka-in-warhammer40k]

Transmission coming from deep within Ork territory:

"Oi lads listen up I have been thinking. If da Shougit doesn't wanna give us da DAKKA, we will go to Morkskau and take it for ourselves - and then I will go to da warboss, and bash his zoggin' head in, WITH DA DAKKA! Not gonna shoot it, just take it into me fist and krump that git so hard they's gonna hear it all da way to Vladiworkstork!

And then we have ALL DA DAKKA IN DA WORLD! DAKKA FOR EVERY BOY WORTH HIS SNOT! SO MUCH DAKKA WE HAVE TO BUILD EVEN MORE SHOOTAS TO BLAST IT ALL! WHO'S WITH ME? WE MARCH ON MORKSKAU - WAAAAAAGH!"