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500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat · 2 months

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i hate my fuckass teeth

just came back from the orthodontist. good news is my braces get taken off in october!! the bad news is i need a goddamn tooth pulled, IN ADDITION TO my regularly scheduled bone graft, implant, and crown

fate really looked at me and said "hey you wanna know what'd be really fuckin funny" and then they gave me a combination of my dad's crooked teeth and my mom's copious amounts of missing teeth to make the WORST SET OF TEETH ANY PERSON COULD BE CURSED WITH AT BIRTH

#and the worst part is my sibling just had a full set of average crooked teeth #they got off with nothing but invisalign for like a year and a half #meanwhile I'M OVER HERE WITH MY MOUTH FULL OF SOLID TITANIUM #i am a dental anomaly and should be studied #at least i don't have wisdom teeth #and at least i keep up good dental hygiene #teeth #orthodontics #i'm gonna be living off of tylenol and ibuprofin for the next year i swear to god

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