#meanwhile I was sitting there like welp. this speech does not apply to me and thus I'm Bored. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

lostlavenderer · 8 months ago

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I think I'm sooooo funny my parents were talking to my sisters abt anticonception and I went 'this would be so much easier if you just had three gay daughters. It's okay 1/3 is not bad we can't all have a 100% success rate'. You could say I bring a sort of gleeful queer awkwardness to the table. book me for any family event for endless cringe gay jokes.

#it was such a serious conversation and everyone stared at me for several silent seconds before the serious-to-silly tone shift registered #THEY DID LAUGH HOWEVER. my family is funny worry not #and more importantly they are very used to my bs at this point #it was just. such a srs conversation. and they were like 'liesl. are u fr. we are trying to prevent pregnancies here'#meanwhile I was sitting there like welp. this speech does not apply to me and thus I'm Bored.#lesbian #just lesbian daughter thingzz #wlw #sapphic

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