#meanwhile I was sitting there like welp. this speech does not apply to me and thus I'm Bored.
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lostlavenderer · 6 months ago
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I think I'm sooooo funny my parents were talking to my sisters abt anticonception and I went 'this would be so much easier if you just had three gay daughters. It's okay 1/3 is not bad we can't all have a 100% success rate'. You could say I bring a sort of gleeful queer awkwardness to the table. book me for any family event for endless cringe gay jokes.
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