#meanwhile Geralt has just found out that Jaskier is the gwent white whale who's been evading him for decades and he is Extremely Into That | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

castillon02 · 4 years ago

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what if there was a Butcher of Blaviken gwent card and Jaskier made it his personal goal in life to 1) burn all of them to ashes so Geralt’s one and only hobby never betrays him like that

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2) get the Continent’s gwent card manufacturers to replace them with Geralt of Rivia or White Wolf cards

Jaskier gets good at gwent FOR THE MISSION

#geraskier #castillon plotbunnies #when Jaskier gets Geralt's card made he starts on the other wolf witchers #bonus: Jaskier's gwent playing identity is different from his barding identity #and Geralt is just like 'Why do I never run into this Dandelion fellow?'#it all comes to a head when the man with the Last Butcher Card enters a tournament and Jaskier sets his sights on him #only to find out that the man with the card is GERALT and Jaskier has to defeat Geralt's gwent game in order to defeat his self-loathing #meanwhile Geralt has just found out that Jaskier is the gwent white whale who's been evading him for decades and he is Extremely Into That #(geralt after monster hunting: what did you get up to? jaskier: just some dice poker definitely nothing interesting.)#(geralt: don't know why you always have to burn something to celebrate.)#(jaskier with a beatific smile: it's an offering to melitele. I look forward to telling nenneke about my blossoming spirituality)

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