#me bullshitting the scales like UHHHHH YEAH SURE LOOKS RIGHT.

[dragonaqe]

tagged by @corvosattano @jackiesarch to do this template ! and i did both parts just because

won't tag anybody bc I'm late to the party 😏

[courtinggrievances]

courtinggrievances began trolling trueheartedcenobite at 2:51 --  HEY. ARE YOU THERE.

trueheartedcenobite BeSt FrIeNd :oD

trueheartedcenobite WeRe I aLl To Be KnOwInG wHeRe AlL i WeRe To Be DeStInEd I'D cAlL tHiS wHeRe A pRoPeR pLaCe FoR tAlKiNg At YoU

courtinggrievances YEAH, WELL. I'M SITTING HERE WITH MY HEAD NEXT TO THE LOAD GAPER WITH A MONSTER HEADACHE AND SO MANY FUCKING COLORS IN MY PAN. YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW... YOU KNOW. ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. I SEE SO MANY COLORS, GAMZEE. SO MANY FUCKING COLORS.

courtinggrievances BLOOD ON THE WALLS, SKULLS PLACED IN SACRED LOOKING PLACES. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD POSSIBLY TELL ME IF IT'S VOODOOS OR NOT. SINCE, YOU KNOW. TALKING TO ANY OTHER HIGHBLOOD IS LIKELY TO KILL ME.

trueheartedcenobite UhHhHh I CoUlD?

courtinggrievances DOES IT SOUND LIKE VOODOOS TO YOU, IS WHAT I'M ASKING. LIKE... I HAVE THESE FUCKING TERRIBLE TERRORS, GAMZEE. IT WAS LIKE... A CROWD OF PEOPLE, ALL CROWDED AROUND, WATCHING THIS LITTLE PURPLEBLOOD FIGHT THIS BIGGER PURPLEBLOOD. THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE WHEN THEY WERE DONE WITH EACH OTHER, AND I... GAMZEE, I SWEAR I SAW YOU REFLECTED IN THE PUDDLES ON THE GROUND.

trueheartedcenobite IiIiIiIiI AiN'T No soRt oF PosSiTiVe wHaT ThE AnCeStRaL EnErGiEs GoT LoOkInG As, bRoThEr I GeT FeElInGs sOmEtImEs As wHeN LiKe I DoN'T GeT DoInG SoMeThInG DoWn tO DiReCtIoN'S SpEcIfIcItY AnD A SiBlInG WeRe gIvInG Me wOrDs oN NoT FoRgEtTiNg BuT YoU GeTtInG ViSiOnS? :o0 ThAt bE SoMe tRaNsCeNdEnT ShIt, BeSt fRiEnD

courtinggrievances I'M FEVERISH, HEADACHEY, AND NAUSEATED, GAMZEE. I DON'T WANT TO BULLSHIT AROUND WITH MIRACLES AND TRANSCENDANCE RIGHT NOW, OKAY? I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF IT'S POSSIBLE THIS COULD BE SOMEONE TRYING TO CHUCKLEVOODOO MY SHIT. I DON'T HAVE THE COGNITIVE MOTHERFUCKING ABILITY TO PARSE YOUR PROPHETIC TEXT, EITHER, OKAY. MY HEAD IS LITERALLY!! IN A LOAD GAPER!!

trueheartedcenobite UhHh, OkAy aLrIgHt like i don't got to be speaking so much the whimsical way is that better?

trueheartedcenobite but, man this feels so motherfucking unnatural and shit

courtinggrievances I MEANT WITH THE MIRACLES AND- YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND, THIS IS FINE. SURE, BETTER. IS IT, THOUGH. POSSIBLE. I DON'T KNOW, GZ. THIS HEADACHE IS LITERALLY KILLING ME.

trueheartedcenobite voodoos ain't in a realm of literal as far as what i got knowing, brother. not unless a motherfucker were trying for handing at you a real ill hand of misfortune but that's some legendary word only doctrine and stories do tell upon and i can't be telling you so much of that, naw. :o(

courtinggrievances WELL, WHAT ABOUT CURSES? OR MAGIC. I'M TELLING YOU, THIS STUFF I'M SEEING, IT'S. I COULDN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.

trueheartedcenobite i believe you, best friend, for sure. i just haven't received the touch of my holy minstrels to be gifted the power of peacemakers. but a clown can listen more were speaking of the sights that got seen gives a righteous ease towards your nerves.

courtinggrievances YOU WANT SIGHTS THAT GOT SEEN, HUH. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO... DESCRIBE IT. THE MOST RECENT... I GUESS, WAS THE FIGHT? SOME LITTLE FEMALE, PRETTY HIGH UP ON THE PURPLE SCALE, FIGHTING THIS BIG DUDE THAT EVERYONE SEEMED TO BE LOOKING AT. AND WHEN I SAY EVERYONE, I MEAN EVERYONE. THERE WERE SO MANY FACES AND COLORS THERE, TROLLS OF ALL PAINTS BUT NOT OF ALL COLORS. THERE WAS A BIG... SPACE, I GUESS, AND EVERYTHING WAS WHITE. LIKE EITHER THE WALLS WERE WHITE OR THEY JUST WEREN'T THERE.

courtinggrievances BUT THERE WAS COLOR FURTHER UP, RAINING BLOOD DOWN ON THE FIGHT, IT SEEMED, IN GREAT BIG...

courtinggrievances RK. HJOLD ON

courtinggrievances GOD. EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT IT I GET THIS... UNEASE, RIGHT IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH.

trueheartedcenobite :o(

courtinggrievances I DON';T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU. THERE WERE CANDLES AND MIRRORS. SOMETIMES I SEE THE SPIRES OF SOME TALL BUILDING. OR SOME TROLL. OR I JUST FEEL BAD. OR A SKULL IN AN ALCOVE, OR STAINED GLASS PAINTED INTO BLOOD, OR UGHGHGHGHGHHHG. ITS VISIONS I DON'T WANT. BUT... I GUESS YOU CAN'T HELP ME. I'M PROBABLY JUST HALLUCINATING AND I'M LITERALLY FUCKING DYING, LMFAO.

courtinggrievances WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE PEACHY. OKAY, WELL. I'M GOING TO STOP RAMBLING HERE AND LEAVE YOU THE FUCK ALONE TO.... WHATEVER THE HECK YOU DO AT 4:30 AT NIGHT. FEELS ABOUT DINNER TO ME BUT... NOT RIGHT NOW, UGH.

trueheartedcenobite such things, brother, you ain't supposed to see nothing of. those sights are for no other but indigo eyes.  holiest relics of past priests, of greater subjugs and spiritual guides.

courtinggrievances WHAT? WELL OF ***COURSE*** I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT SHIT. WHYT THE FUCK!! DO YOU THINK I'M COMPLAINING ABOUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

trueheartedcenobite sorry, brother. :o(

courtinggrievances FOR WHAT.

trueheartedcenobite experiencing, i motherfucking guess.  grief what shouldn't be upon you.

courtinggrievances THAT ISN'T REALLY YOUR PROBLEM, GZ. I MEAN SURE, FUCK, I'LL COMPLAIN ABOUT IT, BUT I JUST NEEDED TO ASK THE ONLY RELIGIOUS TROLL I KNEW AND COULD TRUST ABOUT IT, SINCE CATHEDRALS IN MY TERRORS ARE A THING. I'LL JUST CHALK IT UP TO NOT SLEEPING IN SOPOR FOR A WHILE I GUESS.. HAHAHA, I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOME INDIGO SUBJUGS TRYING TO CAPTURE ME OR WEAR ME DOWN. HAHAAHHAHA. HOW FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE IS THAT. GOD. ... UGH. NIGHT GZ.

trueheartedcenobite prayers at you the sopored sleeping will sooth what be disagreeing with you.

courtinggrievances ... HMM. YEAH.

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