#me - that guy from the hbomberguy war on christmas video who was like 'actually it's good this ad isn't using my deeply profound religious
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#my stuff#Warning: the following is petty lutheran nonsense#the older i get the more crabby i get about secular christmas tbh#saw an ad today and was like >:((((((((#does all saint's sunday mean nothing to you. the year isn't over yet!!! (i know macy's doesn't care and they shouldn't but also. too soon)#advent has always been one of my favorite church seasons and it's NOT HERE YET CALM DOWN (lent is the other. what can i say a bitch loves#hymns in a minor key)#also it IS the oldest gripe in the book but. why so commercial#do NOT get me started on 'christian' grifters too OH MY GOD#me in day to day life: yeah i'm not super religious or anything#me when someone has a Bad Christian Take: IT'S ON SIGHT BRO I HAVE SOURCES#me - that guy from the hbomberguy war on christmas video who was like 'actually it's good this ad isn't using my deeply profound religious#beliefs to sell me whole frozen chickens. that's good actually'#oh well i'll just keep playing my fall out boy cds until advent and switch to coventry carol then#talk about advent songs that ROCK#it's for the feast of the innocents ie the children harold murdered#kay 'I think we should think about death on xmas' strikes again lol#religion
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