#me 'damn I need more rl friends' dude who walks up to me 5min later 'yo' and half an hour later 'this is a nice spontaneous date'
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why can't straight men just be friends with me
#ugh#aye I'll scream about this on every platform I have like wtf#me 'damn I need more rl friends' dude who walks up to me 5min later 'yo' and half an hour later 'this is a nice spontaneous date'#NO IT'S NOT I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED FRIENDS TOO YOU DIDN'T EVEN FLIRT WITH ME I DIDN'T EVEN FLIRT WITH YOU AND THAT THO I NORMALLY#FLIRT WITH EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING#and then he kissed me and it was the worst kiss I ever had and he talked about how it was hard to say goodbye#I gave him a goodbye kiss tho cause that poor guy probably has no chance with anyone ever#aye I washed my mouth as soon as I was home but he doesn't need to know that#fluff whining again
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