#mchappened

[clochanamarch]

tumblr babe stop signing me out i'm not able to remember my password on a good day.

[clochanamarc]

me: my migraine is gone! time to go on si.ms 4 once i write a quick post abt how coffee is a liar--

literally five of my mutuals in a row: don't use AI to write your responses to my threads??

me, immediately scrolling while i drain my lying coffee: what--

[ghostiebloo]

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

[hyperverbal]

Hey fellas is it a bad sign if a manager comes from 2.5 hour drive to tell you everyone but you and a rando have been fired and that your store is a disaster zone

[sansvol-a]

a lot is happening on the dash and im lost and confused djdjmff

[mxquill]

remember all your crush anons? hi I’m back

hello  w h a t

[mctwstsmcblr]

WHAT WHEN TF DID THIS MCHAPPEN

-McEpel

Petition to get McEpel a boyfriend.

-McIdia

[royharpers]

the fact that south korea has been struggling and actually lost a match is so wild what alternate universe are we in

[luridsims]

so it turns out i might have a few things to offer on simblreen after all!! i don’t wanna reveal everything now but...... it’s mchappening 😏

[moansforanduin]

If you see some ad from this account don't click it lol. Idk what's going on but I've changed my password twice and it's still mchappening

[pink-beast-rhino]

See, destiny lore is fucked up.

Bungie fucked up the lore so hard that if you only play destiny 2 you get the noncanonical intro.

That's right baby, Bungie retconned their intro to not be canonical.

Or they did and canonically the Heart of the Black Guarden was never destroyed and the Exo stranger is talking to an absoljte stranher like they already met.

But the real fuckup with Bungie's lore is uhh the lore thinks it's the story.

Let's take the most interesring plot that Bungie created, the one with most intrique and juicy shit, that Bungie fucking did nothing with.

To set the scene for those with no knowledge. Mars is invaded by an empire with a dubiously antisemetic name. In a glorious act of what can only be described as goddawful writing, this empire (called the Cabal Empire) refers to itself as the Cabal.

Cabal is basically a word that means a secret group with an agenda and is often used as an antisemetic dogwhistle. Bungie hasn't acknowledged this.

Anyway, this empire is on Mars fighting time manipulating hyperintelligent robots that know they are failing but do nothing about it (because fuck you).

We kick the shit out of the empire for no real reason aside from fuck you you get told to. You started the war with them, finish it.

Now this Empire has an emperor and seemingly little understanding of the Traveller (imagine if god was a giant golf ball and was as useful as one) and Ghosts (small boxes that revibe you when you die and open locked doors).

Uh oh, the emperor got usurped and an overhyped albino orphan groomed for power has come to uhh claim... the Light as is his right to?

Contrived wank aside, there is lore here!

The Emperor got overthrown by a bunch of people working together. There's cool lore here. The collectors edition of D2 came with a booklet written by the Exiled Emperor about who usurped him and how he wants them dead.

Spoiler alert, later when we meet the Emperor and he gets horny for us, nothing McFucking McHappens about his little black book of traitors and he just kinda fucks off when his (incredibly hot) daughter, who helped usurp him, shows up.

Bungie wrote lore of political infighting as world building and then left it as nothing. Instead telling stories in a written medium rather than taking advantage of the interactive audiovisual medium.

Bungie uses lore, not to worldbuild but to worldbuild and tell stories which is honestly dogshit.

While DE plays loose with known facts of the world, e.g. the reveal of the Tenno, Bungie plays so fast and loose with lore there's debates on what parts of Destiny are canonical to Destiny 2 (e.g. does the Exo stranger getting us to the Awoken and destroying the Heart of The Black Guardian actually happen)

Chewing on what is about Warframe that I actually like.

I used to be big in Destiny. Had a rp blog that was relatibely successful. Got a solid chunk of karma on reddit with my masterpost on the Cabal. Preorder Destiny 2 to the tune of about 120.

But now, the game repulses me.

The sloppy writing, dropped threads, the game itself sucks.

But warframe? Incoherent.

I can pick different threads of throughlines, plotholes are aplenty. Questions asked and never answered.

The obvious answer would be Bungies monetisation and sunsetting is what turned me away. But idk, I always had gripes with Bungies writing. So why does DE's similar style not annoy me?

[clochanamarch]

i know i have a few dms to reply to but i'm in a weird vibe lately so just know that i'm not ignoring anyone, i'm just distracted, busy, or tired, or a combination of all three!

[clochanamarc]

also tho why am i so pumped for christmas rn? why did i just take one look at a cinnamon hot chocolate recipe and enter full-on cozy socks, goofy sweaters and michael bu.blé mode??

[nitw]

science anon... the truth is... i... i have a crush on you...*cherry blossom petals fall around us*

@ SCIENCE ANON GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!!!!! ROMANCE IS MCHAPPENING

[hashtagloveloses]

hey friends wheres the rogue one squad as survey corps members fanart, hM?!

[yourfavoritescoundrel]

Duuuude. I'm working on a Blackwatch Reyes cosplay. Should I ever get it done we SO gotta go to a con one of these years.

Holy shit– YES.  You’ll make an amazing Reyes and that would be incredible. Although I’m not so sure about you having that sorta authority around me…

I just pulled the trigger so to speak on getting parts for my Peacekeeper made as well as a few other 3D pieces I need, (so I’m officially rolling forward now!), but man, this has me even more excited to be working on Young McCree…

BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS.