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vaguely-concerned · 3 years ago

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I think I've realized that my ideal otp dynamic is basically 'long-standing committed life partners and best friends who are very genuinely deeply, deeply in love and unequivocally each other's home and who would watch each other's backs through the hopeless depths of hell itself, but if they're getting officially married it's solely going to be for tax reasons and/or fraud'

#don't have a lot of sentimentality for the institution of marriage lol #must be the queer in me #john and rodney? only got married because rodney found out married couples got better accommodations #he heard it'd be easier to get a real fancy high-tech new mattress that way and was like 'john marry me would you?'#and john merrily kicking around the ashes of DADT was like 'sure thing' and then their legal level of marriedness gained +1 #and their spiritual level of marriedness stayed exactly the same (that is: the most)#tf and graves? have in fact been married over twenty times under various identities across two continents #(once or twice even under their real names! imagine! also def at least one drunken runeterra equivalent of a vegas marriage)#(if anyone asks them what their anniversary is they both independently cite the day they met tho :') )#mchanzo? hanzo realized that if either of them ever ended up in the hospital or something it'd be incredibly annoying #but also that alone out of any of these characters his man might have at least a shred of sentimentality on the subject #so he waited for his cowboy to pop the question half-seriously during some post-coital snuggling before immediately going #'yes. a thousand times yes. also technically we already are; I had the papers forged years ago along with some fake identities.#several in fact if you object to any of the sets of surnames. I tried to diversify them sufficiently.#we continue to be unspeakably wanted criminals. I thought it best to plan ahead.'#(cowbae knows him very well and simply finds himself both unsurprised and deeply deeply charmed)#I don't know enough about the overlap of the turian and human concepts of marriage #but I do fully believe garrus and shepard would get married simply to give garrus the joy of being like 'THAT IS MY *WIFE*!#MORE TO THE POINT I AM HER *HUSBAND* I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!!'#(he already seems so happy to be like 'I... am boyfriend? HER boyfriend???! :D:D:D'; I would like them to have this lol)

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