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thepringlesofblood · 1 month ago

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Fellas, is it gay to give two extremely thoughtful handmade gifts (one of which would've taken hours upon hours of crafting, planning, & prototyping) to your Jewish "research partner" (who you left your wife and kid to help with a nebulously-long "project") for Christmas and then forget to get your Christian wife literally anything?

#i know a million and one people probably already made this post immediately after reading the book of bill #but by god is it accurate #original post #vaguely #gravity falls #the book of bill #the book of bill spoilers #later on it specifically says that ford stumbles on a bunch of *failed* versions of the hand-knitted six-fingered gloves #so like. fidds was working on them for a WHILE.#presumably because there's probably no existing pattern to follow for six-fingered gloves so he had to make his own #maybe knitting doesn't use patterns the way sewing does though idk i dont knit #also i assume fidds' wife is christian based on vibes but i could be wrong #either way the point is she celebrates christmas and ford does NOT #god the level of subtle queerness in this book. and unsubtle queerness but i mean its disney its usually at least mostly under the surface #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #i forgot he had a middle name!#like the hadron collider #tbob

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