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sanderssideswriting · 5 years ago

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Youtuber Life Chapter 5

Ships: familial sleepxiety and eventual Prinxiety

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Summary: Remy Sanders is a famous beauty vlogger and just moved to LA with his teenage son Virgil after their location was leaked by fans. Remy AKA CoffeeAddiction has several million subscribers. Virgil also has a secret Drama channel, where he doesn’t show his face and uses a voice modifier. He just hit a million subs and grows more everyday because of the level of production his videos have, the mystery around who he is and the fact that he ALWAYS has the latest information regarding youtube drama.

“uh huh, that’s a brilliant idea! Intern!” Remy called he was doing an Instagram livestream.

“Yeah?”

“Someone just gave me the best idea for a video!” Remy practically sang.

“I can already tell it’ll be to torture me, what?”

“Because you where an e-girl they said you should be an e-boy for the day!”

“Fuck no! Absolutely not, e-girl is one thing but e-boys are basically fuck boys and I refuse to be a fuck boy!”

“Do it for the tiktok! Come on!”

“NO! not happeneing!”

“Are you sure?”

“FUCK YES I AM!”

“Alright, no torturing you, we’ll have to come up with something else, sorry everyone. But my wonderful intern can only be tortured so much before quitting. And without him I’d die from lack of caffine.”

One thing Virgil was thankful for was that if he really didn’t want to do something Remy wouldn’t make him. He honestly had minded being an e-girl and although he’d complained Remy made sure that he had an out if he didn’t want to do it.

Dukey: why is your dad so cool? I wanted you to be an eboy Raccoon: THAT WAS YOU hiss hiss motherfucker: yes, I told him it wouldn’t work. Raccoon: thank god my dad respects my boundaries then, fuck you Remus Dukey: come fuck me yourself Raccoon: and that’s my queue to leave you bitches on read

Virgil grabbed his bleach and the dye he’d bought and his bleach. He was not having a good day and the insane amount of work was not helping his mental state.

Thank god for hair dye.

He finished his work while waiting for his hair to bleach and dye making it a race, he had to finish one assignment or his hair would be ruined.

Remy loved it and said the purple looked great.

Unfortunately his chem teacher didn't have the same sentiment and sent him to the office.

They went so far as to have him call his dad to come talk.

“Yes? Did you get caught in a broom closet with a guy?”

“Oh my god no! Why would you think that? It’s about my hair.”

“I know it looks amazing.”

“No dad, it’s against dresscode.”

“It’s what?”

“My principal wants you to come to school and have a chat.”

Have a chat was another code, meaning that an excuse had to be made to do the opposite.

“Put me on speaker.”

Virgil did.

“I’m so sorry I’m unable to come and pick Virgil up. Truly if I had known it was against dresscode I wouldn’t have let him do it. But I have so much work today. So many phone calls to make, emails to send. And my coworker has given me all of his work to do. I really can’t leave the office otherwise I’d drag VIrgil home myself and watch him was the dye out.” Remy lied.

The principal seemed to understand and Virgil was allowed to go back to class.

He laughed to himself about the work excuse knowing it was total bullshit.

He was kind of bummed that he’d have to take out the dye. Fucking private school.

Raccoon: guess who got dresscoded Dukey: did you wear a skirt? hiss hiss motherfucker: or a crop top? Raccoon: no, it was my hair Dukey: it looks great though! Raccoon: apparently I can’t have “unnaturally died hair” hiss hiss motherfuker: that’s bullshit Raccoon: I know, fucking private school Raccoon: damn now I want to wear a skirt Dukey: Do it! hiss hiss motherfucker: do they have a sexist dresscode? Raccoon: yeah they do hiss hiss motherfucker: do it, and make sure it’s not against dresscode Raccoon: I won’t Jan, I know how to get away with this stuff

“Woah hey there purple people eater!” Roman said seeing Virgil.

“Purple people eater? I fucking hate that song thanks for bringing back those memories.”

“Well it looks good, did you do it yourself?”

Virgil nodded “had a mental breakdown and stuff, to bad it’s against dresscode or whatever.”

“I didn’t know it was. Logan do you know if purple hair is against dress code?” Logan and Patton had gotten their food and where sitting down.

“I’m unaware of such a rule, but you should find out yourself and not ask me.”

Virgil nodded.

He did indeed check later and there was nothing in the student handbook about unnaturally dyes hair as long as it was not multiple colors and incredibly bright.

He also looked up the dress code on skirts and clothing so he had all his bases covered. He even highlighted it and put it in his backpack so he could fire back at any teachers who tried to stop him.

And stop him they tried. He was sent to the office almost immediately.

Once again he had to call his dad. “Hey dad, I’m in the office again.”

“The fuck did you do today?”

“Let me put it on speaker.”

“Hi I’m Virgil’s principal, are you aware your son worse a skirt to school?”

“I sure am, I even helped him make sure that it wasn’t against dress code. and If you check in your handy dandy student handbook I’m sure you’ll see it’s not against dress code at all. I’m in a meeting with a coworker and really need to get back to them. But call me if there are any more issues.” Remy said.

Virgil tried not to smile, when his dad wasn't making him be an E-girl he was pretty cool.

Needless to say he was allowed to leave the office with no punishment after he showed the principal the student handbook.

“You wore a skirt? You should have texted us so you wouldn’t be the odd one out!” Patton said in his bubbly way.

Virgil smiled “If I’d known you guy’d do it with me I would have told you. Maybe next time.”

“Next time we’ll slay together!” Roman proclaimed.

“Is that another slang term I have to memorize?” Logan asked with a look of confusion.

“Hello there everyone and welcome back! Today we are not talking about Trisha Paytas thank god. I got AdBlock because of her. I can give her my views but not ad revenue it makes me want to jump out a window knowing she made money off those stupid videos. Today we’re talking about Tana! You may know her from the disaster that was Tana con. Let’s get into it.”

A/N: sorry this took forever to write, I kinda lost motivation for a bit and stuff but I’m going to continue bc I do love this story I just had a bunch of writers block

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tradingstockmovies-blog · 5 years ago

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hgfstreamchats · 6 years ago

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Halloween

Today thenightetc Hello! Me Evening, night human! Me And Soundwave! NoodlesAtNight [[Evening.]] Me Not you, Saw. This is not your party. thenightetc What's really surreal is getting this little window into what the internet looks like without four different adblock plugins. Scary. Me Strut-chilling. Me Of course. thenightetc Picture seems a little jerky. Or is it just me? NoodlesAtNight [[Done already? Pathetic.]] Me If he stabs her, it will be the second most disappointing thing to happen to her tonight.

thenightetc Ah, yes, the "dead, but like in a sexy way" shot opatoes Woojit! Me That's how I plan to die. Smokescreen! opatoes Is this a film about trick or treating Me ...Something like that. opatoes Cool! I've always wanted to go trick or treating. Free candy always sounded pretty awesome. thenightetc Did they just imply that kid did the stabbing? opatoes wait what stabbing thenightetc There was stabbing But he seemed to be adult-sized there? And she thought he was her boyfriend at first? Me Also twenty seconds of offscreen flesh fragging. opatoes That's not very in the halloween spirit ... I came just in time, huh? Me You did, you really did. opatoes Has he written any words? thenightetc Ah, can you turn the volume up a bit? Me That's about as high as I can get it. Is anyone else having trouble? opatoes This seems like a bad night to trick or treat thenightetc That's a bit better; thanks thenightetc (If I just do it on my end then it affects the little "boop!" when someone says something, too.) Me That boop complicates everything. opatoes ... Wait, wait, Woojit, you're streaming. Is it thursday already Me That it is! thenightetc It seems to be just naturally louder than the stream itself. opatoes what thenightetc With no way to turn it off! Thanks, rabbit. opatoes I think you can disable the boop in rabbit's notification settings! Click on your avatar at the bottom thenightetc Oh! I think that did it. Thanks! opatoes No problem, Night! thenightetc Yep, that definitely worked. opatoes 😀 thenightetc turns the volume up freely now opatoes she's not even wearing a halloween costume!! woojit this is the worst trick or treating documentary ever thenightetc Documentary? opatoes Isn't this a documentary about trick or treating thenightetc Oh gosh no. Me Of course it is. Very educational, too. opatoes See? Woojit has my back! Me I mean, there's a mask. Some jack o' lanterns. And you'll learn some lessons along the way. thenightetc Lessons about stabbing. opatoes It's just like Scary Godmother in that respect! ... What Woojit said, I mean, what stabbing? thenightetc ~Foreshadowing~. NoodlesAtNight [[Just a little seasonal carving.]] opatoes this is music to dab to thenightetc To stab to. opatoes No!!! Me He stopped that child from tripping. What a nice, helpful man. opatoes I know, right? He's a friend! Me A friend to you and me and especially whoever lives in that house. opatoes why does the friend driving him have a cage attached to him thenightetc It's a police car. Me It's a Friend Cage. opatoes Oh! A friend cage. Got it. Woojit that's you Me It's no such thing. If I were a human, I would never wear a brown suit. opatoes All doctors are you now Aww, a nap in a grass field sounds nice. Me They sure do look like highschoolers. opatoes Really? None of them even have dyed hair. Or a cell phone NoodlesAtNight [[He has good hearing.]] opatoes That's you, Soundwave. NoodlesAtNight [[How dare you. He has a much better face.]] opatoes ... You do? NoodlesAtNight [[...His visor? It's more stylish than whatever that fleshling is wearing.]] opatoes I GUESS. But only 'cause you could project any face onto your visor NoodlesAtNight [[Indeed.]] Me That's usual. opatoes Like- you'd definitely be more handsome if you, like, projected your visor on your visor. NoodlesAtNight [[How fortunate for Knock Out that he has no interest in taking the attractiveness throne, then.]] opatoes You'd have to beat me first, too. opatoes Here we go! Finally! Me I like her picture of James Ensor and absolutely nothing else on the walls. NoodlesAtNight [[There /is/ a hat.]] [[Or a very large button.]] Me There is. There is a hat. opatoes Every town does trick or treating? Me At ten in the morning, apparently. opatoes They don't even have good halloween costumes on ... did they steal a gravestone or a very small body thenightetc I think it must have been a gravestone. Not deep enough for a body. opatoes pumpkins... Me That's not suspicious. NoodlesAtNight [[A rogue bondage artist running low on money, obviously.]] opatoes don't call me out soundwave Me Those rogue bondage sessions wait for no one. opatoes There's a halloween dance, even? I wanna go to the dance! thenightetc Some schools do events like that, yeah. thenightetc I feel like it's weird that apparently nobody's found the body yet. It's been at least a day now. opatoes w what body LittleNickel I get here, and we're talkin' about bodies? Classy. Me Evening, Nickel. LittleNickel Evenin', doc. (-w-) thenightetc ...Oh, it was a flashback, wasn't it. opatoes NICKEL LittleNickel Smokey!! opatoes Nickel!!! thats an alarm LittleNickel Well I ain't seen ya in more cycles than I'd care ta count. How ya been, Shine? opatoes I've been doing pretty awesome! I helped offline Unicron! And also Pokemon are real and I have one! NoodlesAtNight *Well! That's a DJD member. He'll just slink off quietly before anything can be said or noticed.* opatoes I nearly died of the plague too! LittleNickel .... LittleNickel [slow intake] opatoes ... I didn't die, though. LittleNickel That's good ta hear. [paps his arm] opatoes Almost became a sparkeater, but I'm better now! opatoes Tarantula Man! I know that guy! He's my friend. LittleNickel Well good. I'm glad somebot was able ta take care of ya while I been away. opatoes Puppy! Haha- I wouldn't be offlined that easily. LittleNickel I would expect nothin' less of ya (-w-) Me I can't imagine why. LittleNickel Smokes is far too resilient. thenightetc How plot-relevant and non-gratuitious ThebesAce hello! LittleNickel Why would she do that. thenightetc Hi! opatoes Hey! thenightetc ...Oh no. LittleNickel Hello, dear. opatoes Puppy's happy! ... oh. opatoes woojit can we set this to 144p Me Why would we want to do that? thenightetc "idk, he was across the street and not exactly well-lit" Me She has seen him *twice.* opatoes Woojit, this is an old movie, right? So 144p is way more fitting right LittleNickel Do ya optics need a tune up, dear? [gripping screwdriver, lookin at smokee] opatoes Hey, my optics are fine! It's not even all that blurry. Me And a belated hello to you, Thebes human! Me What a competent babysitter. opatoes Aren't you supposed to sit on the babies? Not be in a different building completely? ThebesAce That's generally how it's done LittleNickel really?? What is wrong with these squishies sittin on their young?? ThebesAce you've never seen a tiny human MOVE have you LittleNickel I try my best not to. [shudder] opatoes All humans are tiny! ThebesAce yeah, but the extra-tiny ones are fast and have bad impulse control opatoes Mood Me These older ones don't have the best impulse control either. LittleNickel [snort cackle] ThebesAce no kidding thenightetc What a "great" friend. opatoes Doors hate her! thenightetc One weird trick to get violently murdered! Me Click to find out more! opatoes Well, that's rude Me Lay off the horn, people are sleeping. LittleNickel Ew. opatoes Guess she won't tell that one boy that she was joking LittleNickel Oh, scatterscrap. I'm sorry dears, but I've gotta jet. [paps everyones elbow on her way out] Glad I was able ta make it, if only fer a little while. thenightetc Goodnight! LittleNickel (-w-)/ opatoes Awww, night night, Nickel! It was good to see you! ThebesAce good night! thenightetc Did they not see him walk into the house carrying a body. opatoes They probably need glasses! thenightetc Is he... using a different abandoned house...? opatoes I wanna be picked up Me And carried into a murder house? opatoes Maybe not that part! ... To be fair, I'm working with Megatron, so pretty much every house is a murder house opatoes ... is the guy gonna stab the pumpkin thenightetc They just. Put the pumpkin there. Watching them. opatoes Voyeur pumpkin thenightetc With that expression. Me It approves, it looks like. opatoes Pumpkins are fragging weird thenightetc Do they not know how phones work thenightetc Do they MEAN to broadcast their... activities opatoes ... Threesome? Me Foursome, if you include the pumpkin. opatoes True! Me She faked it. thenightetc Can't forget the pumpkin! Me ~the Pumpkin. opatoes To be fair, he lasted like... Five seconds. opatoes Is that how this kinda thing is for humans? thenightetc I mean... would you rather the scene lasted longer? ThebesAce That's what this movie needs. Prolonged flesh-touchin' opatoes This is prolonged flesh touchin! opatoes Seriously, how have they not caught this guy? His fingerprints have gotta be everywhere She's got headlights! Me I want to see the thought process that led to him wearing the ghost costume. thenightetc With the glasses on *top* of it, too opatoes ... I guess it's cause he saw her boos? Me ... thenightetc ........ opatoes .............. She wanted some boos, too? Me No. No, you don't get to ..... You think about what you did. opatoes No thenightetc You sit there and think about how good you are at puns. opatoes I always do! My life is too puneventful not too thenightetc As long as nobody beats you to the pun-ch opatoes And as long as no one punishes me for it! thenightetc I thought that part was punderstood! thenightetc Did he take the body down...? opatoes He cleans up quickly! thenightetc The weirdest part is how she's just wandering around in the dark instead of turning on any lights whatsoever Oh my god. Me He's a bit of a drama queen. thenightetc I guess it *was* the tombstone. opatoes thats the worst swingset thenightetc Time To Leave opatoes hes just stairing down at her Me Unicron! opatoes ... is he gonna leave his hand stuck in the door-oh Me Took him long enough. opatoes throw a pot at him! ThebesAce Shoulda listened to the kid about the bogeyman thenightetc Good for her. Me Finish him! Why do they never finish the job? thenightetc Double tap! opatoes Man, these guys are useless Me Nice killing, there. Good job you. opatoes That seems like a terrible place to hide thenightetc Right? opatoes ... how is he so bad at opening a wooden door Me But so good at constructing ironic places to hide the bodies? opatoes stab him again opatoes ... shouldnt she go with them thenightetc You'd think, yeah. Me Gah! opatoes you gotta stab him more than that! thenightetc Apparently! Me He really walked off that hanger in the eye. opatoes and the needle in the neck Me Oh, come on! opatoes I mean, lots of bots walk around after getting a needle in their neck, but still thenightetc So is there some kind of supernatural element here, or...? opatoes That's just how trick or treating is for adults, I guess? thenightetc I mean, he was stabbed at least twice, shot six times, and fell from the second floor opatoes who's Stunt Me That's the power of a positive attitude. opatoes Best Boy!! opatoes this looks like a weird 3d model thenightetc Oh, so they did catch him Uh That seems ill-advised. opatoes Grandma's off to murder! free teeth! thenightetc Hm. Me Well, that's all I've got. Unless anyone else has anything they'd like to share with the class? thenightetc Something... funny? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXzeRL7F-fY&feature=youtu.be You can skip the first, like, forty seconds opatoes I have a video, too! I'm sure you'll recognize it! https://youtu.be/9tcF-k6n4EY?t=367 The Best of TFP Smokescreen Part 2 The Best of TFP Smokescreen Part 2 Here's the rest of the best from season two. Warning: you WILL cry at the end. thenightetc They weren't GOING for "funny" but.... *giggling* Me Caleb, our Eradicon in charge of stasis, loves this one. opatoes I want whatever this guy's on Me Likewise. opatoes 😀 opatoes dont you love this vintage content Me I'm leaping with enthusiasm. opatoes Me too! YES YES YES thenightetc Hey, I bet the bit where Smokescreen gets stuck in a wall of his own is on here : ) opatoes can we put THAT part on loop .... Me No. thenightetc Good idea! opatoes No! I mean- the stealing from Megatron part! Me No! opatoes You should've seen the look in his face! Confusing him is what I'm the best at. thenightetc Wheeeee! opatoes Oh yeah, I forgot this was the point where he cut off his arm, right? In favor of an even uglier arm? Me You know, if they never picked up your comm, this would have ended hilariously. opatoes Phfff- Me Or if that hadn't worked. opatoes I'm just awkwardly hanging out in another desert ... yeah, it sure was safe inside me thenightetc *pat pat* opatoes ... Me Wait, wait! We're missing one! opatoes Noooo No, no, we're good! WOOJIT ITS YOU thenightetc You brought this on yourself! opatoes and then he says yes thenightetc *giggling* *giggling harder* opatoes w what what is this Me This...happened. opatoes you sure have! You've seen at least one (1) horror film, can confirm! Man, Megatron looks bad What was his deal? Was rust the new look for tacky bots? opatoes Rudescream Me It was all the rage some years ago. Even Prime tried it on. opatoes Wait, what? OOH your tire was spinning that was good opatoes ... man, that day really sucked for you, huh, Woojit? opatoes MEGARUDE thenightetc Yikes. opatoes starscream, you need stronger eyebrows if you wanna be the decepticon leader hehe ThebesAce It's like a parade of terrible decisions Me The assembly makes it look as though it all happened on the same day. opatoes it really does! Me Oh, I like this one! opatoes ... What a face to wake up to though I don't! On the bright side, my chest is still awesome for packing hidden treasure! I've got a few snacks in there right now. .......... Me I could have been much ruder in plucking that key. Be grateful. opatoes It was still weird as frag! opatoes Man, being a Decepticon sucked! phfff- Me Only if you were Starscream. Or me. Or really, anyone but Soundwave. opatoes And you're my friend and it sucks seeing your worst day ever Me Well, now I feel a twinge of guilt over laughing at your key predicament. opatoes Hey! I can make a good situation out of all that. Like I said, my chest is basically a snack compartment Me I would believe it. thenightetc Are you sure that's safe? Me I think that about wraps it up for tonight. opatoes Hey, I had a key inside me for who knows how long! Snacks are probably fine. opatoes Night night, Woojit! Thanks for the stream! thenightetc Thanks for the stream! A fun time, as always. : ) Me Glad you liked! thenightetc /me waves goodnight thenightetc bah, I thought that worked Me Good night! Take care that the """Boogeyman""" doesn't get you! opatoes but the boogeyman is dead right Me ....Sure, why not?

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