#maybe if i just suck it up and buy a new player he'll be okay ish

[cowardlycowboys]

so angry I could burst out of my skin

[laalaaisqueen]

Uni AU meme that kinda makes no sense

Ten of your characters decide to go to University, whether they already have a degree or not. List their names and intended majors!

1. Po 2. Laa-Laa 3. Tinky Winky 4. Dipsy 5. Dutch 6. Lenny 7. Guardian 8. Arrow 9. Cave 10. Yeti

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1. It’s move in day! They all have to live on-campus as first year students. Po and Laa-Laa end up being roommates, as do Tinky Winky and Guardian, Dipsy and Arrow, Dutch and Cave, and Lenny and Yeti. Is everyone cool with their roommates, or are issues going to arise?

Po paused in her way to her room due to hearing rock music practically blasting out of the room.

She cringed realizing her roommate was not going to be a joy to room with. She forces herself to open the door anyway with her key card.

A yellow Teletubby was twirling in the middle of the room, maybe she’s a dance major.

“Can you turn that down?!” Po tries shouting over the music.

She startles, and reaches under her shirt to press on her TV screen.

The music shut off completely as if it had been emitting from her television.

“Sorry, are you my roommate?”

Unfortunately.

“Yes.” She said instead of voicing her rude thought. “How has no one raised a compliant?”

“About what?”

“The loud rock music!”

The yellow Sun smiles apologetically, “Sorry…” She paused.

It took Po longer than it should have to realize she’s looking for a name.

“Po.”

And to realize that the older woman had only one eye, the red Tubby tries to ignore the empty socket.

“Sorry Po, I just really like my music loud.”

First day and I’m already wishing for summer to run its way here.

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Tinky Winky and Guardian arrive at their dorm at the same time. Just awkwardly looking at each other.

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I don't think anything noteworthy happens between Dipsy and Arrow

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Dutch gets there early and Cave walks in to Dutch jokingly threatening Finn over the phone.

"If I come back home and I see a washing machine in the kitchen, I will strangle you and hide your body in a ditch-" *Notices Cave frozen at the doorway*

"Don't freak out I'm not a murderer I swear-"

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When your roommate is also your mom/dad (if you know anything about Lenny in the modern AU then you'll get it)

2. The first week on campus is full of activities before classes start. There are social events, crafts, games, and lots and lots of food. Laa-Laa is VERY excited about the food, but Tinky Winky keeps trying to make her feel bad about her body. What does Laa-Laa do? Does anyone butt into the conversation?

OKay Tinky would never purposely do that, so he probably maybe is coming across like that to Laa-Laa since in this Uni AU not all the four know each other

3. Dipsy, Dutch, and Yeti all decide to go bowling together in the on-campus bowling alley. How does their conversation go? Who wins?

Dipsy: How are you so good at everything? There has to be something you suck at.

Dutch: Just get better at bowling, you're so salty

Yeti: *Sneaking out while they're distracted*

4. Lenny decides to check out the library, and drags Cave along.

I'm sure it'll go well

5. Arrow is suddenly missing. After half a day of searching, Dutch finds him hanging out with some rowdy frat boys. Reactions?

Not really Dutch's problem, he'll maybe mention it to Cave, but not actually get involved.

6. Guardian discovers that the baseball team needs a new player, and joins on a whim.

SnowbaLLL nooo

7. Classes have finally started! Laa-Laa already has everything planned out up until the final, has color coded notes, and binders for every class.

Such nerdy behavior

8. Po walked into the wrong classroom and ended up getting lost.

Po: Tā mā de! *Runs out flustered*

9. Cave overslept, didn’t even glance at the syllabus, walked in wearing pajamas, and didn’t bring a pencil or notebook.

Cave: Why didn't you wake me up?!

Dutch: ??? I'm not your dad!

10. Arrow was too busy hanging out with his new friends, he forgot about going to class completely!

Arrow you fricking moron, Yeti will make fun of you for this

11. Lenny buys the class textbook immediately, and stays up late to read the whole thing.

Classic Lenny

12. While walking back to the dorm after a late class, Yeti gets mugged! How does that go, and what do they lose?

While he lost his wallet, he managed to leave claw and bite marks on them.

13. Dutch hears about what happened to Yeti, and wants to cheer them up. The two of them go to a baseball game together that weekend, and see Guardian playing on the team! What are their reactions?

Yeti: Is that fucking Guardian?

Dutch: You know him?

Yeti: He's fucking Yeti's dad

Dutch: *nearly chokes on his soda*

Yeti: And he just tripped. Ugh why does dad have such pathetic taste?

14. While at a party, Arrow gets blackout drunk, and Tinky Winky scribbles all over their face with permanent marker! What do they draw?

The next morning Arrow right away asks Dipsy if anyone wrote on his face.

"Tinky did."

"...Tinky Winky?? Well what did he write?"

"Check the mirror, it's still there."

"You didn't clean it off?!"

And on his face its just 'You only have one body >:/'

15. Po tries to meet new people, but something really embarrassing happens. What is it, and how do they recover?

My older Po is a bit of an antisocial grump, so probably her personality makes it hard to get along with new people.

16. Dipsy and Cave get really high together, and talk about the importance of bee preservation.

Interesting concept but I'm not too interested in the idea

17. Guardian joins a yoga club. How does that go?

As a Fluff you're already flexible! What more does he want?

18. Dutch thinks Lenny needs to get out more, and drags him to a party. To his frustration, Lenny only sits in a corner and reads.

Don't take it the wrong way Dutch, he's just not into parties.

19. Laa-Laa breaks down from stress, and considers dropping a class. Does anyone try to convince them otherwise?

If Laa-Laa's having a breakdown, Tinky can talk to her

20. Tinky Winky is being really rude to Yeti, just to look “cool.” What does Yeti do?

Unrealistic. Blocked.

21. Guardian decides to raise money for a charity 5k!

22. Dipsy decides to throw a party for his friends, and buys pizza for everyone!

23. Midterms are coming up… How is everyone feeling?

Lenny and Yeti are the only calm ones.

24. To prepare for the midterm, Lenny has made an extensive, organized study guide for his own use only.

Typical Lenny.

25. However… Tinky Winky managed to snag a copy of it, and is now trying to sell it to the other characters. Is anyone desperate enough to take them up on that offer?

Tinky's dad would be proud of him. But shame on you Tinky :(

26. Po was really confident going into the test, and spent many a long night studying. However, when she gets the test back, she got a 32%. Has there been a mistake, or is Po really screwed?

*Moments later Po can be seen sobbing in Tinky's arms*

27. Dipsy didn’t get the grade he wanted, but he's not stressed out! They know they can bring the grade up again with future assignments.

28. Laa-Laa was really stressed out the whole time, but ended up getting a really good grade! They still seem upset, though…

29. Arrow was really hungover while taking the test, and is just glad it’s over now.

Moron smh

30. Cave didn’t realize the test had a page 2…

*muffled sounds of Cave screaming into his desk*

31. With midterms out of the way, the group can focus on the next big thing on their calendars: SPRING BREAK!!! They all decide to take a trip to the beach together! Who drives?

Dutch.

32. They get to the beach, and Tinky Winky already starts complaining about how busy it is.

33. Po tries to set up the umbrella, but it blows away in the wind and ends up smacking into Yeti. Tinky Winky bursts out laughing. What happens next?

Yeti: *Glaring even as Tinky gets the umbrella off*

Tinky Winky: Okay let's just weigh it down in the sand.

Yeti: *rolling his eyes*

Tinky Winky: *Opens his bag and takes out two shovels and a heavy ball connected to a chain*

Yeti: ...What.

Yeti stares in horror as Tinky and Po began digging a hole and wrap the chain around the umbrella and drop the ball into the hole and cover that up.

34. It didn’t take long for Arrow to get drunk off of beachside cocktails… Now that he's smashed, they think it’s a good idea to try to flirt with some of the cuties on the beach. How does that go?

Idiot. Cave is pretending he's never seen Arrow in his life and ignores Dutch's comments on what Arrow is doing

35. Dipsy is having a nice time, just laying out in the sun and listening to the waves. Does anyone try to play a prank on them while they have their guard down?

36. Po gets swept out in the waves and almost drowns, but gets rescued by a really hot lifeguard. What happens now?

She doesn't think anyone is hot and insists she was not drowning

37. Dutch notices that Laa-Laa brought a notebook to the beach. Confused, they look over Laa-Laa’s shoulder and see that they’re working on an essay! How does Dutch react?

Dutch: Why are you studying on spring break??

Laa-Laa: Because I'm a Sun woman and half demon and teachers can just decide to fail me if they decide they don't like me

38. Tinky Winky “accidentally” kicks sand in Lenny’s face.

Don't do Tinky like that, of course it was on accident. Lenny has goggles on its okay

39. Guardian starts up a game of beach volleyball! Who else participates?

Some maybe do and I can imagine someone hits the ball so hard it knocks Arrow out cold

40. Cave falls asleep, and Dipsy buries him in the sand. (expect for their head, obviously)

41. Yeti gets pinched by a crab!

Yeti: *whips out his knife*

Lenny: *running over* OkAy boy calm down

42. The day finally comes to an end. Lenny wants to get a move on so they can get home before dark, but Dipsy wants to watch the sunset. Who ends up winning the argument?

43. The group eventually gets home, and split up into their respective rooms. Everyone is completely wiped out, and they all decide to go to bed right away. But… Cave snores really loudly. How does their roommate, Dutch, deal with it?

Dutch had noise canceling headphones.

44. Lenny is having trouble getting back into the swing of things after break, and decides that a trip to the library is the best idea for kicking the vacation attitude. They end up staying there until late into the afternoon, without even realizing it! What were they reading that got them so invested?

Probably books related to his classes

45. Po isn’t feeling so good… Turns out they’re sick, and will have to miss classes. How do they feel about that?

First she got a low score on her big test and now too sick for classes, this red Widow must be miserable

46. Arrow gets a cutie’s number at the bar. What happens next?

He finally getting lucky?

47. While playing baseball, Guardian gets hurt, and ends up being unable to play for the big game next week! How do they cope with this?

48. Laa-Laa gets accepted into a major scholarship program for the next year! How do they celebrate?

Laa-Laa: *pops open a wine bottle*

49. Tinky Winky and Dutch get involved in a program to clean up the campus, but Tinky Winky only seems to be doing it to be able to put the volunteer experience on their resume! They don’t even seem to be helping much. What a jerk!

No. Unrealistic.

50. The end of the semester is proving too tough for Yeti and they seek tutoring from Lenny. Does Lenny help them understand the material better?

Of course

51. With finals fast approaching, the characters decide to meet up for a study group. Only Cave decided not to go. Who leads the discussion?

Lenny or Dutch

52. The stress is really getting to Laa-Laa and Tinky Winky, and they get into a heated argument that escalates into a fistfight. Do they feel better afterwards, or does this only create more problems? Is anyone seriously hurt?

They don't even get into a fist fight, it just ends with Tinky Winky sobbing apologizes for arguing.

53. With all the distractions during this part of the semester, Dipsy has really let themself go. Their dorm is an absolute mess, and they don’t seem to care! What does their roommate, Cave, do about this?

Smack him upside the head and just clean it up

54. Guardian hasn’t stopped stress eating since their injury. How does this affect them?

Guardian: Am I getting fat?

Lenny:

Guardian:

Lenny: You said it, not me.

55. Tinky Winky pulls the fire alarm in the middle of the night, as a prank. How do the other characters react? Do they know who did it?

Finals are tough man, even the cute ones need to destress

56. Po is really determined to pass her finals, and has pulled all-nighters all this week trying to prepare.

[myc-ology-whore]

If you want request, maybe andre playing video games w/ his s/o and it's all playful and fluffy ans cute!!! Or just them relaxing together and stuff it would be really adorable

of course! thanks for the ask <3

below the cut to conserve space, this is sfw :)

honestly i think he's definitely the most into video games out of The Gang, followed by myc and then gigi, so this would probably be pretty common with him! i personally think he'd be more into single-player adventure games like Skyrim and Fallout, but when he gets into a relationship with someone, he just really wants to introduce them to the things he likes, so even though he definitely had a few multiplayer games already, he'd go out of his way to buy more so that the two of you could play together.

he absolutely sucks at racing games; it is not hard to beat him in things like Sonic or Crash Team Racing. he's okay losing for a little bit, but before long he'll probably get pissed and suggest you play something else. don't worry if you really like racing games, he just needs to play something different for a bit before he goes back to getting his ass beat by curves in the tracks.

if he's had a long day, he likes to play comfort games like Minecraft or Subnautica, games where he can just explore and build and collect things. if you sit behind him and give him a little shoulder rub while he's playing, he'll practically start to melt into you, his eyes getting droopy and the game being forgotten as he just lets himself lean back into your thighs and relax.

fighting games are really where it's at for him if he has to play with someone else. i headcanon that he had two or three siblings growing up, and they were a lot more accepting of him than his parents when they found out about his sexuality (it's clear in the show that he likes people of all orientations, and i doubt his Hardcore-Christian Korean Parents really appreciated that). he'd play Mortal Kombat all the time with his siblings when he was younger, all of them taking turns fighting each other, so he got pretty skilled at it. it's also super nostalgic for him, so if you ask to play something with him, that's almost always one of the first options he throws out there. he's one of those freaks that has literally every character's combos memorized, so there's pretty much no chance of you winning unless A) he lets you, or B) you're ALSO that big of a fanatic over the MK franchise.

he always goes easy on you in any PvP games if you're new to the game, and goes out of his way to go slow and explain things if you need help. he really wants you to enjoy the games that he likes, so he wants your experience with them to be as fun and easy as possible. don't get cocky, though; if you start getting smug about beating him in something he's good at, you'll eat those words faster than you can press "X."

overall, he loves playing with you after work; it's one of his favourite ways to wind down. he also loves games with extensive lore, like the aforementioned Skyrim and Fallout, and if you'll let him, he'd love to give you a whole history lesson on those series. i'd say to indulge in him; watching his face light up as he rambles on and on about his favourite games, seeing that sparkle of excitement in his eyes at getting to share his interests with you, it's more than worth sitting through a whole presentation's worth of information on a fictional world.

thanks for this ask, it was really fun to write! i hope you like it <3