#maybe if i had three hands i's use a d*ldo

[ihatebnha]

Your vibe review was kinda funny lol. Made me feel cheery. I think I'd have the same problem. I didn't use my first/only dildo much. It felt a bit too girthy, maybe not long enough, maybe not hard enough, and I got annoyed at not being able to have a good grip on it. In the end, it didn't give me what I wanted. Kept it for a couple of years but rarely used it before tossing it, and its been a few more years since that now. If I were to use one now, I think I'd need to adjust too. I don't really wanna spend money on a vibe when my fingers are fine, but I'm starting to get annoyed that my fingers smell like vagina even after washing them.

queen🥺🥺🥺thank you for enjoying my post... i felt kinda bad after posting it bc i was like... WHO is gonna read this??? i really felt like i was violating you guys with that information so this makes me happy!! 

so lemme just violate u again real quick 

LOOOOL GOD, i know what you mean... one of the reasons i haven’t actually bought a dildo yet is bc having a good grip on it is so hard. like.. i’m supposed to keep it in there and do the work myself??? NO. im not here to do fucking sit ups im here to LOOK AT PORN!!!! and i need one hand for my clit and one hand to type... so i don’t blame you for that AT ALLLLLL... 

tbh tho i can see why you don’t want another bc if you don’t need it, you don’t need it (esp since the clit is where it’s at)...

however.. i was exactly like you for a long time..,,, refused and complained abt getting a vibrator even when my friends told me how good they are... and then the moment i actually did get one, i immediately couldnt go back. the difference is kinda insane... (i didn’t have it with me in my dorm and i pretty much just went celibate, thats how good they are).... which is why i actually do recommend getting one. you don’t realize what you’re missing until you do!! 

AND LFIOGJSDJAKFDASIDJH LEGEND IM SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT... one time, i was talking to my friend and i said EXACTLY THAT... and this bitch was like, “girl what kind of vagina do you have??” 

i was truly stunned... i didn’t know what to say.... i was really like...  

LMFAOOO LOOK I FOUND THE CONVERSATION AHHHHHAHAHA

ANYWAY............ im really glad to know that WE’RE the normal ones... and for your unaware state, my love, i hope you get a vibrator soon!!!! so we can talk about it!!! 

i love you!!!

(also... P.S. i’ve always wanted the uhhhh LMAO bad dragon tentacle dildo... but seeing as what happened last night.... its gonna be 100 years before that will ever fit... )