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Thunderstruck!
Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls @brawngp2009
#I LOVEEE the rodeo#I think I would’ve enjoyed the gladiator colosseum stuff#if I lived in Roman times#bc I love the rodeo#and it’s similar tbh#last time I went a man got trampled by his bull#v fun#max would SUCK at bull riding#full send#but id support anyways#this ties in perfectly with my lestappen au if you’ll notice….#i literally planned to do this for a lestappen comic but i never followed thru#well here it is!!!#f1#formula 1#f1blr#f1 fanart#formula one#f1 art#annie’s art#formulanni#formula one fanart#formula 1 fanart#austin gp 2024#max verstappen#mv1#mv33#red bull f1#red bull racing
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monza really took the 'fun' and turned it into 'funeral' huh
#what they're doing to my boys is psychological torture#i NEVER thought i would see them like this#charles leclerc#cl16#max verstappen#mv33#lestappen#lewis hamilton#lh44#formula 1#f1#monza gp 2024#italian gp 2024
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I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#brocedes#like niki lauda had to try multiple times to literally parent trap them to try and get them on speaking terms it never worked#because one would arrive they'd see the other and the other would leave#& if i remember correctly the garage crew would swap around from race to race as a like see we aren't favouring anybody gesture 😭#and thats no shade to nico because it was both of them contributing to that environment#his comment re max is just making me laugh#like if i was a part of the pr/media team - which is a part of the degree I'm working on irl - at merc that year i would've lost the plot#like its insane reflecting on it nearly a decade later but the poor souls just trying to do their job in the eye of that storm#truly gods strongest soldiers#ngl the professional comment irks me a bit because its not like max is engaging in inappropriate work place behaviour#he's engaging in another aspect of racing that his involvement raises awareness of & that makes racing more accessible#& we all know how inaccessible not only getting into racing is but also to continue to pursue the further along you go#theres so many stories of 1 sibling giving up racing so the other can keep going because the family can't afford for them both to race#its a huge financial strain & we only see a handful of drivers talk about that & try to do something to change it#and nicos fellow sky sports commentators are routinely unprofessional on so many levels#additionally max had a lot of valid reasons to be annoyed at his team today#but alas he's not english so he's ungrateful#i hate that drivers can't criticise their teams or car without immediately being branded as bratty & ungrateful#ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR JOB IS TO GIVE FEEDBACK#you can see the double standards from sky when say Lando or George have complaints with their team/car v the likes of Max and Yuki#especially Yuki my god the things i would do to get the British media to leave him alone#this was a jokey post at one point and then became a rant whoops lmao#I'll leave it that before i write an actual essay here 😭✋️
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The way this man is the Main Character of this sport without actually putting in any effort needs to be studied
#your faves work so hard#meanwhile this man’s simple existence triggers the entire sport#imagine the governing body watching your ass for a decade to make up rules depending on what you do#i would never shut up#i would bring up the obsession in every press conference#‘they say I’m bad for the sport but they never talk about anyone else’#‘maybe you’d like to ask drivers about themselves instead of me? or am I what gets you clicks not them?’#i would be insufferable#max verstappen
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more goobers for you
(csp speedpaints do a freaky little flash at the end for no reason so warning for that)
#frongle444rambles#frongle444art#my art#hatchetfield#hatchetfield fanart#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#ruth fleming#richie lipschitz#max jagerman#i think it would be very funny if i never actually drew max#i finished this like a week ago but things kept coming up 😔#i need to get better at compositions and stuff but i rlly cba
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Checo decided he had had enough for one lifetime😭
#sergio perez#sergio checo pérez#legendary third wheeler#lestappen#Max and Charles owe you a retirement party where they are chained to opposite side of the room#Thank you sir for your amazing third wheeling and incredible pre-red bull racing#a less thank you for your occasional bigoted opinions but like as a Hispanic woman I never expected you would have good opinions
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max who are you smiling like that 🥺🥺
#im so soft don't touch me#i understood why they never put ferrari and redbull together to the fan stage now 💔 we would go crazy every week 💔#lestappen#max verstappen#las vegas gp 2024
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TayNick soulmating
(Clip from @/jfuentes on ig)
#im never shutting up about how firstprince they are#nick explaining serious stuff and tzp going like “yeah we basically soulmates”#*Taylor breathing* Nick “I MUST LAUGH”#like it's so serious to him#Nick would laugh at everything just because its tzp#also tzp being serious for max 2 mins is so Alex of him#taylor zakhar perez#nicholas galitzine#tzp#henry fox mountchristen windsor#alex claremont diaz#firstprince#rwrb movie#rwrb#red white and royal blue#casey mcquiston#matthew lópez
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omg guys i just checked instagram and?? congratulations lestappen??
#never would have expected this from them!!!#max verstappen inventor of irl mpreg i always believed in him#lestappen#huge thank you and shoutout to my friend i held at gunpoint to edit this
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I actually thought that my previous text post would be the last one but I found these in the depths of my gallery so. Enjoy your meal *throws them like chicken feed*
#black sails#black sails text post#captain flint#john silver#james mcgraw#thomas hamilton#anne bonny#max black sails#charles vane#edward teach#jack rackham#silverflint#jackanne#maxanne#im convinced that blackbeard is talking about Jack since he would never talk like that about vane#IM SO MAD I HAVENT MADE ANY WITH MADI BUT I COULDNT FIND ANY QUOTE THAT WOULD FIT HER#AND IT LOWKEY LOOKS LIKE IM IGNORING HER ON PURPOSE WHICH ISNT TRUE!!#SHE IS MY 2ND FAV CHARACTER AND I LOVE HER VERY MUCH#anyway. Thank you sm for all the nice reposts under my previous posts they literally make me giggle and kick my feet
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bradley doodle collection because he captivates me. wish i could crush him under my thumb. inspired by fics
#bradley uppercrust iii#an extremely goofy movie#goofy movie#a goofy movie#goofy#max goof#maxley#doodles#also imo Brad would hate golf but his dad would make him at least know how to golf for networking reasons#also i am of the belief that he wears glasses but never out. its either contacts or blindness for him because he would never wear them out#call him nerdley#dont ask me why hes smoking inside either he just is. plus i believe that he ashes his joints into a proper ashtray#no matter that the house smells like gas#he could never ash it on top of carpet or god forbid just take a smoke break outside. he treats it like a cigar
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hello! max f/lando/oscar for 8 or 27?
oh dear. well. i really liked this prompt. so much that the 'small kink game tumblr prompt fic' is too long for tumblr and is really just 5k of max fewtrell introspection mixed with a bit of coming on someone's hole to make it wet and messy enough to fit.
twisting my stomach into knots
max f/lando/oscar | e | 5k | prompts: double penetration & wet a messy
Bob got somthing to tell you wen you come 2 race Bob somthnig fior us to do Bob youll like it Max isn’t bricking it, exactly, but there’s a bit of trepidation whenever Lando drops hints that he’s got an idea brewing. Sometimes it’s a good one. A life-changingly good one actually, like wanting to set up a business together that’ll keep him wealthy in cyber trucks and distractions. Or it’ll be shit, like wanting to get a guinea pig. They had a name picked out, a special cage on order, before Lando’d dropped the bombshell a week before they were getting him that he was moving to fucking Monaco, and a guinea pig might not be a good idea, after all.
here on ao3
#good lord woman can you not just write a 800 word fill like you said you would#anyway this was a lovely way to spend a saturday#i don't know why i say i'll keep them short and sweet because it NEVER HAPPENS#so deep in max fewtrell's psyche i feel like i need a colonic to sort me out#also if you’ve paid any attention to my bullshit I think you can probs guess the eventual endgame here HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA#max f/lando/oscar#my fic#fic meme
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redbull took 'the enemy of my enemy is my best friend' to a whole new level
#never thought i would live to see this happen#what crazy times huh#apparently it's time for alliances and i'm here for it#red bull and ferrari together for a greater good#charles leclerc#cl16#max verstappen#mv33#lestappen#formula 1#f1
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If Max still has to do community service, can he please be assigned to pick up the trash? Because someone has to rid f1 of these biased stewards and the FIA's inconsistent bull shit.
#max verstappen#f1#formula 1#formula one#charles leclerc#lestappen#brazil gp 2024#brazilian gp 2024#charles old pal you have the opportunity tomorrow to show solidarity i hope you do so#but its not charles' fault that the stewards *cough* herbert *cough* are biased cunts#the inconsistency is whats pissing me off#because max was made an example of with zero warning in regards to swearing#charles knew to try and save face and apologise BUT HE STILL DID IT#like would never root against either of my boys#but the inconsistency of how they're being treated for doing the same thing is so infuriating
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Max and Martin in Vegas [x]
#one thing about max - he will be getting drunk and touching martin garrix#i gave up on trying to colour this like 2 minutes in bc i would never be able to make it work so this is what it looks like. soz.#max verstappen#martin garrix#f1#op
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charles leclerc didn’t get the 2023 Lestappen Experience(TM) in vegas and decided to turn evil
#f1#formula 1#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#omg he’s just like me#for legal reasons this is a joke#but also so true#like my man was like I needed a podium and him to hold my waist and he DIDNT#charles going through the horrors while max is out celebrating his championship#he’s so funny#Charles being EVIL#in the year of our lord 2024#I never thought I would see the day#qatar gp 2024
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