#max: I would never !
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Thunderstruck!
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#I LOVEEE the rodeo#I think I would’ve enjoyed the gladiator colosseum stuff#if I lived in Roman times#bc I love the rodeo#and it’s similar tbh#last time I went a man got trampled by his bull#v fun#max would SUCK at bull riding#full send#but id support anyways#this ties in perfectly with my lestappen au if you’ll notice….#i literally planned to do this for a lestappen comic but i never followed thru#well here it is!!!#f1#formula 1#f1blr#f1 fanart#formula one#f1 art#annie’s art#formulanni#formula one fanart#formula 1 fanart#austin gp 2024#max verstappen#mv1#mv33#red bull f1#red bull racing
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monza really took the 'fun' and turned it into 'funeral' huh
#what they're doing to my boys is psychological torture#i NEVER thought i would see them like this#charles leclerc#cl16#max verstappen#mv33#lestappen#lewis hamilton#lh44#formula 1#f1#monza gp 2024#italian gp 2024
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I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#brocedes#like niki lauda had to try multiple times to literally parent trap them to try and get them on speaking terms it never worked#because one would arrive they'd see the other and the other would leave#& if i remember correctly the garage crew would swap around from race to race as a like see we aren't favouring anybody gesture 😭#and thats no shade to nico because it was both of them contributing to that environment#his comment re max is just making me laugh#like if i was a part of the pr/media team - which is a part of the degree I'm working on irl - at merc that year i would've lost the plot#like its insane reflecting on it nearly a decade later but the poor souls just trying to do their job in the eye of that storm#truly gods strongest soldiers#ngl the professional comment irks me a bit because its not like max is engaging in inappropriate work place behaviour#he's engaging in another aspect of racing that his involvement raises awareness of & that makes racing more accessible#& we all know how inaccessible not only getting into racing is but also to continue to pursue the further along you go#theres so many stories of 1 sibling giving up racing so the other can keep going because the family can't afford for them both to race#its a huge financial strain & we only see a handful of drivers talk about that & try to do something to change it#and nicos fellow sky sports commentators are routinely unprofessional on so many levels#additionally max had a lot of valid reasons to be annoyed at his team today#but alas he's not english so he's ungrateful#i hate that drivers can't criticise their teams or car without immediately being branded as bratty & ungrateful#ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR JOB IS TO GIVE FEEDBACK#you can see the double standards from sky when say Lando or George have complaints with their team/car v the likes of Max and Yuki#especially Yuki my god the things i would do to get the British media to leave him alone#this was a jokey post at one point and then became a rant whoops lmao#I'll leave it that before i write an actual essay here 😭✋️
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The way this man is the Main Character of this sport without actually putting in any effort needs to be studied
#your faves work so hard#meanwhile this man’s simple existence triggers the entire sport#imagine the governing body watching your ass for a decade to make up rules depending on what you do#i would never shut up#i would bring up the obsession in every press conference#‘they say I’m bad for the sport but they never talk about anyone else’#‘maybe you’d like to ask drivers about themselves instead of me? or am I what gets you clicks not them?’#i would be insufferable#max verstappen
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more goobers for you
(csp speedpaints do a freaky little flash at the end for no reason so warning for that)
#frongle444rambles#frongle444art#my art#hatchetfield#hatchetfield fanart#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#ruth fleming#richie lipschitz#max jagerman#i think it would be very funny if i never actually drew max#i finished this like a week ago but things kept coming up 😔#i need to get better at compositions and stuff but i rlly cba
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there’s also the fact that max is a very different animal when he’s confident in the car vs when he’s not, even this season before the summer break the rb wasn’t the fastest car but it was competitive and the team was competent and sharp, and you could see that max barely felt threatened by lando. he’s only started getting his teeth out when it became clear that his car was not up to par
in the same way, in both 2022 and 2023 max never had to go “all out” against his rivals bc he knew that the car gave him a big enough advantage that sooner or later he was getting past anyways
max doesn’t fight differently based on the other driver, he only holds himself and his car’s performance as a metric for how aggressive he needs to be. I’d argue that the only driver that can threaten max regardless of car performance differential is lewis and that just speaks to how above everyone else they both are
anon you're so smart... let me kiss your brain... literally all of this... a post of all time
#max verstappen#i'm of course not using the main tag which i never do simply to get this post boosted... of course not... i would never...
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max who are you smiling like that 🥺🥺
#im so soft don't touch me#i understood why they never put ferrari and redbull together to the fan stage now 💔 we would go crazy every week 💔#lestappen#max verstappen#las vegas gp 2024
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TayNick soulmating
(Clip from @/jfuentes on ig)
#im never shutting up about how firstprince they are#nick explaining serious stuff and tzp going like “yeah we basically soulmates”#*Taylor breathing* Nick “I MUST LAUGH”#like it's so serious to him#Nick would laugh at everything just because its tzp#also tzp being serious for max 2 mins is so Alex of him#taylor zakhar perez#nicholas galitzine#tzp#henry fox mountchristen windsor#alex claremont diaz#firstprince#rwrb movie#rwrb#red white and royal blue#casey mcquiston#matthew lópez
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I actually thought that my previous text post would be the last one but I found these in the depths of my gallery so. Enjoy your meal *throws them like chicken feed*
#black sails#black sails text post#captain flint#john silver#james mcgraw#thomas hamilton#anne bonny#max black sails#charles vane#edward teach#jack rackham#silverflint#jackanne#maxanne#im convinced that blackbeard is talking about Jack since he would never talk like that about vane#IM SO MAD I HAVENT MADE ANY WITH MADI BUT I COULDNT FIND ANY QUOTE THAT WOULD FIT HER#AND IT LOWKEY LOOKS LIKE IM IGNORING HER ON PURPOSE WHICH ISNT TRUE!!#SHE IS MY 2ND FAV CHARACTER AND I LOVE HER VERY MUCH#anyway. Thank you sm for all the nice reposts under my previous posts they literally make me giggle and kick my feet
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bradley doodle collection because he captivates me. wish i could crush him under my thumb. inspired by fics
#bradley uppercrust iii#an extremely goofy movie#goofy movie#a goofy movie#goofy#max goof#maxley#doodles#also imo Brad would hate golf but his dad would make him at least know how to golf for networking reasons#also i am of the belief that he wears glasses but never out. its either contacts or blindness for him because he would never wear them out#call him nerdley#dont ask me why hes smoking inside either he just is. plus i believe that he ashes his joints into a proper ashtray#no matter that the house smells like gas#he could never ash it on top of carpet or god forbid just take a smoke break outside. he treats it like a cigar
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Max and Martin in Vegas [x]
#one thing about max - he will be getting drunk and touching martin garrix#i gave up on trying to colour this like 2 minutes in bc i would never be able to make it work so this is what it looks like. soz.#max verstappen#martin garrix#f1#op
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Thought i would be done but...yeah didn't happen. Part one here.
Living with Max is easy.
He doesn't whine when Daniel is taking care of his leg, he doesn't mind sleeping on some blankets on the floor, next to the fireplace, he offers to help around, and best of all he doesn't ask questions.
Well, not exactly. He asks so many questions. Once he gets over his initial bout of shyness and quiet, he asks questions about Daniel's vegetables, about his horse, about the woods, about the traps, about the animals. He offers his own opinions too, telling Daniel he's growing peas in too much shade and that he's cooking his meat for too long. And, much to Daniel's annoyance, he is often right too.
But he doesn't ask questions about Daniel. He doesn't know if it is because Max doesn't care or because he doesn't want to be asked questions back, but he appreciates being spared the trouble of telling him to mind his own business.
They also work surprisingly well together. Max is older than he initially seemed, dirt, hunger and exhaustion making him look younger, and he seems to know a little bit of everything. Even if he doesn't ask, Daniel is a little curious about what path in life brought him to have such a wide mix of knowledge. He seems to know how to move around the woods without scaring the prey, how to skin and cook animals, how to take care of the vegetables (better than Daniel), how to keep himself and the house clean.
It's nice to have a second pair of hands around, even if the pair of hands should sit down more often to let their leg heal. Not that Max ever listened to that.
And he's funny. Daniel hadn't realised how much he missed just sitting around the table after dinner, talking and laughing with someone else. How good it was to wake up and find the fire already stoked and the water pitch already filled. To have someone to say good morning to who would say it back.
Daniel hadn't been thinking of himself as lonely before, he was content with his choice of life, but he can admit that he likes this. He is glad Max decided to stay and he's glad Max seems to be having a good time too, at least from what Daniel could tell.
This is why, when about three weeks after Max's arrival he wakes up in the middle of the night to the sounds of him moving around the house, his first thought isn't Max is leaving, but something is wrong.
"Are you okay?" he asks, voice scratchy with sleep and way too loud in the quiet of the night.
He watches Max flinch, dropping something, before turning around to face Daniel.
"Go back to sleep," he whispers, too shaky to be a good order. There's something different in his voice, and it only takes Daniel's tired brain a few moments to realise that he had heard those notes before, in the woods about three weeks ago. Fear.
Daniel sits up, eyes finally adjusting to the silver darkness of the room, moonlight streaming through the open windows.
"What's wrong?" he asks again, voice lower, matching Max's whisper.
He listens to the sounds coming from outside, thinking that maybe the men Max was running from have come back, but he can't hear anything unusual in the late summer night.
Max is grabbing what he dropped on the floor, stuffing it into a bag that he must have taken from Daniel's things, but the moment, Daniel doesn't even care about the fact that he's very obviously stealing from him.
"Max, what is happening?" He's getting frustrated now, hates not knowing what is going on, worry and irritation growing together.
He stands up, taking a couple of steps towards Max, wanting to see him better, but he stops when Max flinches back.
"I need to leave," he finally says, voice raspy. It's not an explanation, and Daniel suddenly regrets never asking any questions.
"Why? Where?"
He doesn't want Max to leave. The knowledge of that settles like armor on his chest, safe but heavy. Living with Max isn't just easy, it's good. He doesn't want to go back to an empty house, not after the past weeks have been so nice.
"I...I need..." Max shudders, as if in pain, and Daniel's legs ache with the need of walking closer.
"Did something happen?" Did I do something wrong?
Max shakes his head, jerky and sharp. When he exhales, Daniel can hear him bite back a whine.
He doesn't want to scare Max, but he is confused, and he is worried, and he is not going to let him go without an explanation.
He steps between Max and the door.
"You owe me an explanation," he says, hating the way it makes Max stiffen, unwilling to take it back anyway.
"I don't owe you..." Max snaps, before interrupting himself with half a growl. "You haven't told me anything either!"
"That's different. I'm not running away in the middle of the night."
Max takes a step forward, back tense, and Daniel instinctively braces himself, eyes flying towards the table, where his knife always is, but Max doesn't attack him.
He shivers again, hands clenching around the bag and then letting it fall on the ground with a thump, shoulders slumping as all the fight seems to leave him.
"Please, Daniel, I need to leave. It's...it's not safe."
Max looks up, finally meeting Daniel's eyes, and he's suddenly reminded of what the man had said, so many days ago.
He's dangerous. Cursed.
Max's eyes look weird, blue brighter than ever, almost glowing in the moonlight. His face is twisted in pain and there's the glimmer of sweat gathering at his hairline. None of that would worry Daniel, but there's something...different in him. Something other.
Cursed.
The room seems too bright now. The moon is almost full tonight.
Cursed.
Max had said he hadn't killed anyone, but if this is what Daniel is thinking of...
Max closes his eyes, whole body shivering again, his edges almost blurring with it. Or maybe it's not just a trick of the light. Daniel doesn't know what to think anymore.
He doesn't want Max to go. He doesn't want this to happen.
He steps away from the door.
For a moment, they both stand still, looking at each other.
For a moment, Daniel hopes he'll wake up and it will be morning, and Max will be coming in with the last tomatoes from the garden.
Then Max whines, something low and pained, something animal, and bolts.
Daniel doesn't stop him.
He watches as his shadow changes even before he's fully reached the trees.
Then he sits on the doorstep and waits for the sunrise.
#maxiel#my writing#i never did come up with a tag for this uh#cursed max au#good enough but i accept any and all suggestions for a name for this au because i dont like that#ignore any typos im sad and hungry and that should justify everything#part three will come...probably...#like i know what happens in it but writing it is different#i might write it later i might write it in a week i might never write it who knows not me#also im glad people seemed to like this but so many people said they couldn't wait to see what would happen#and now i am stressed the fuck out about letting everyone down sjdgbdjfb#also if you think you know what is happening no you don't :)
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redbull took 'the enemy of my enemy is my best friend' to a whole new level
#never thought i would live to see this happen#what crazy times huh#apparently it's time for alliances and i'm here for it#red bull and ferrari together for a greater good#charles leclerc#cl16#max verstappen#mv33#lestappen#formula 1#f1
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If Max still has to do community service, can he please be assigned to pick up the trash? Because someone has to rid f1 of these biased stewards and the FIA's inconsistent bull shit.
#max verstappen#f1#formula 1#formula one#charles leclerc#lestappen#brazil gp 2024#brazilian gp 2024#charles old pal you have the opportunity tomorrow to show solidarity i hope you do so#but its not charles' fault that the stewards *cough* herbert *cough* are biased cunts#the inconsistency is whats pissing me off#because max was made an example of with zero warning in regards to swearing#charles knew to try and save face and apologise BUT HE STILL DID IT#like would never root against either of my boys#but the inconsistency of how they're being treated for doing the same thing is so infuriating
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and that’s on ✨manifestation✨
#now to manifest a good fucking car for Charles Leclerc#I will have my lestappen title fight for the ages#we’ve won this round time to win the next immediately !!??#do you think begging rbr on twitter and insta for a sticker war involvement worked#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#f1#abu dhabi gp 2023#socmed#*delphi#they all wondered what I would do if I didn’t win#GUESS WELL NEVER KNOW#rbr-Ferrari sticker war
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please dont take this the wrong way, in the most respectful way possible, maxussy...
Say that to his face. Go on, say that to this innocent man's face.
#i pray to god this man never finds tumblr#it would kill him instantly#he's just a little guy#why would you say that#max verstappen#asks
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