#matt will be the most bland and boring person you'll ever meet and we love him for it

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God it’s another fucking Wednesday, my dudes. Thank you @martsonmars​ for the tag and today I am changing it up. No Time After Time/“damn Baz, you live like this?”, but a sneak peek of my new MCD fic.

What MCD? Matt Christopher Davis, name courtesy of @mostlymaudlin​, @raenestee​ and @aristocratic-otter​, with the idea to use MCD as initals from @facewithoutheart​. What is this MCD fic about? Well, it’s about Matt being just some guy. That’s it. That’s the story.

In more seriousness, it’s a cracky (hopefully) fic about Simon and Baz’s eight years at Watford, told from the outsider perspective of someone who doesn’t give a shit. Matt just wants to learn magic, graduate one day, find his dream girl, and hang out with his roommate aka Check, Please!’s John Johnson.

It’s based on Niamh straight-up not knowing who Baz is and the book The Rest of Us Just Live Here by Patrick Ness.

Year 1

To be honest, I can’t quite believe I am finally at Watford. My parents give me a final hug before it’s time for them to leave.

“You’re going to have an amazing time,” mum says as she pets my hair.

I shrug. It’s not as if there’s going to be anything interesting happening in my life. You could state that I am the most generic person ever, and that is fine by me. Not everyone needs to have a grand adventure, and that is definitely what I realise when I see Simon Snow walk around the Great Lawn.

Of course I know about the Chosen One. Of course I know that the Chosen One starts Watford in the same years as me, but I don’t really care about him. I’m here to learn magic, make friends, and maybe meet my future spouse, which is a must for the World of Mages.

After all, I am just some guy.

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