#mathcat345

[mybikesurly]

If you get this, answer w/three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifications. Anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog!

Hiya. I’m late to catching this message so please forgive me….

Fact 1. I have duel citizenship and own 4 kilts.

Fact 2. We (my parents, therefore me) lived at a nudest colony in south Florida when I was between age 3 to 5. I was far cuter nekked then than now.

Fact 3. I used to surf, snowboard, and mountain bike. I’ve missed several opportunities to sail while living in coastal towns. I have an itch to take sailing classes or at least kayak more.

I tag @missmirim @rogerriddle @findingforest51 @mick1976 @somethingwendythiswaycomes @you-can-call-me-andi @ikkimikki @curvymommy70 @marine-corps-strong @mathcat345

[millerflintstone]

Yup, that's right @mathcat345 ! The arm is also a dinner table

At the ER, she had a jingle bell on her neck in case she seized and people weren't right nearby. I thought that was a great idea so I found some Xmas bells and put them on a break away collar. That's what's on her neck.

She is having a hard time walking. She does want to walk, which is good but she is collapsing on her right hind leg and not the one that had the line in it. I've been walking with her and using my hand as something to lean on. She also barely ate at the ER. Today was the most she's eaten and is still showing interest. I'm sure the lack of calories is contributing to her wobbles.

More updates and individual replies later!

Thank you, everyone!! 💙💖💙

[remindingpersephone]

Some birdsong for @mathcat345

Storm is coming so the clouds are moving fast

Bonus water gurgling from my pool behind me. 😂

[mycupofstars]

Getting to Know Us

Thank you @shipsnsails

Last Song: Danse des sauvages from Rameau's Les Indes galantes, performed by Daniel Hope, I adore this piece it is so cunty like this is a Lestat piece

Favorite Color: Deep moody shades of green like this

Last Book: The House of Whispers by Laura Purcell which was atmospheric but fucking depressing + a quick reread of Starve Acre by Andrew Michael Hurley for book club.

Last movie: The Vourdalak A+ A+ A+ moody artsy fully-committed-to-the-bit queer French gothic just drenched in vintage vibes

Last TV show: I have been sick which means rewatching old peak era SVU for the 5000th time

Sweet/spicy/savory: Gojuchang (my beloved) says I am here to fulfill all of these

Last Thing I googled: Pumpkin mochi dessert recipes

Current obsession: Working my way through Laura Purcell's books since my book club did The Silent Companions. This woman loves a messy unrepentant fucked up protagonist and so do I

Looking forward to: Heretic, love Hugh Grant in his villain era. Cooking for Thanksgiving + a staycation for the holiday. Brunch with Del today at our favorite little tea cafe. I am both excited for and sad for getting near the end of Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell.

Tagging: @lena221bee @stereomike @bilestat @spookylestat @bookgeekgrrl @persepinas @onionowlwatchingu @theseancequeen @toddisawarlock @harlequinlestat @sewersoul @mathcat345 @ravensknowledge @ahundredbutterflies @bespokecats @dream-boat-annie

I hate tagging people bc I'm always leaving out like 500 beloveds so please mutuals do this!

[thedaddycomplex]

Echoing @mathcat345, if your school has banned a book, your library will likely have it. Read it. Fuck censorship.

[evyr33]

https://www.tumblr.com/catchymemes/618267459585196033/mathcat345-vaginadude-earhartsease-jaks21?source=share

[mybikesurly]

🌸💕for being kind and lovely, have a kiss on the forehead! pass it on to 10 people 💕🌸

Thank you so much!

@maeganbobaegan @missmirim @fatmaninalittlesuit @serenity-made-visible @mathcat345 @areweperfectlywhelmedyet

[singulus]

I was just telling Math Cat that my putting clever comments in the notes was not really a Good Idea [ See Fraiser Crane Below ] Very Few Explore Them.

Eric Cabot Steed ‘ Available Light ‘ Singulus Fine Print Productions All Rights Reserved 2009 - 2017

[bluberryfields]

Always love getting tagged in these, especially by @theonevoice!

Don't mind me, just hanging with my little old man poodle, reading GO fics in front of a pile of bones and plants, watching the birds at the feeder outside. Super normal

No pressure tags: @arkhaminmate337 @obsessedobsesser @mathcat345 @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon

I’ve seen like 10 posts of Picrew chains today and while I only have 1 mutual on here I wanted to do it so

Make yourself with this Picrew and reblog

@moodlevoodle and also anyone else who wants to

[remindingpersephone]

One more for @mathcat345

Please ignore my yard. There is no room in the budget for landscaping after we had to haul everything away that Hurricane Ian destroyed.

[mycupofstars]

Rules: answer the questions and tag fifteen mutuals

Thank you @spookylestat for tagging me!

1. Are you named after anyone?

My first name no but I have two middle names bc my parents said “her middle name should be after her grandmother” and each assumed for 9 months that it would be their own mother’s name and it turned into a huge deal 

2. When was the last time you cried?

I absolutely cannot remember but it was almost definitely over a movie 

3. Do you have kids?

I do not! My gf has 6 she has this covered for both of us 

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Nooooooo of coooooourse not neeeeeever

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Queer vibes or lack thereof

6. What’s your eye colour?

Blue 

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Scary movies all the way

8. Any special talents?

9. Where were you born?

Michigan

10. What are your hobbies?

Books, sewing, cooking/baking, music, tea (I have a journal of different blends I’ve tried + collect teaware)

11. Have you any pets?

Cal the orange himbo bastard cat and Junebug the chill liquid tortie cat

12. What sports do you play/have played?

In college we tried to get our theatre department rebranded as a sports team with the argument that we might actually receive funding from the school then

13. How tall are you?

5’2 

14. Favorite subject in school?

English

15. Dream job?

Author for most of my life, and I actually really wanted and attempted to seriously pursue being a mortician also 

I am  tagging @bookgeekgrrl, @lena221bee, @eatingmoonflowers, @bayoubodycount, @bethnoir-fic, @dodgeandburnt, @mathcat345, @twinbell, @saphire-dance, @onemoresoultothecall, @curiousthimble,  @onionowlwatchingu,  @volevourlarequellochesentivo,  @ultra-trash-nerd,  @bespokecats, @ahundredbutterflies

[quixote-kid]

@mathcat345 asked what my sorting system was, and for now it’s by brand, but when I started looking at other bar tops I saw some organized by color and I may switch. I’ve been partial to Shiner Bock and that’s a popular beer at the local businesses so that is what I have the most of, but I’m trying different ideas and excited about the end result which will be over 4000 caps for all 4 sections!

The OCD part of my brain says that any bottle cap that goes in the bar top absolutely has to be sorted first.

[millerflintstone]

@mathcat345 she's happily in her window bed now

[adtothebone]

Hey, @mathcat345, look what made it it all the way to North Dakota.

[some1s-sista]

@mathcat345 Cheerwine in the vending machine! This hotel is class-ay!

[redjeep]

Mathcat345′s List

the list...

Marriages: Three Divorces: Two Proposals: Two... the last proposal was when the Missus informed me that she was gonna marry me. Children: Yes Pets right now: One, a French Bulldog named Napoleon Oscar Bonaparte. Surgeries: I’m a catalog model for joint replacement surgery and spinal procedures... Tattoos: I was in the Navy... duh. Piercings: Left ear, it holds a 1.75 karat diamond stud  Shot a gun: Yep Quit a job: Yep Ever been on TV: Yes, once for my artwork on PBS, and the local news for leading a protest in High School where the entire student body walked out. Been to an island: Several Flown on a plane: Yep Furthest destination traveled: I have circumnavigated the globe 100 mph in a car: Yep 120 mph in a car: Yep 140 mph in a car: Yep Hit a deer:  No, but I’ve been a passenger in the front seat when a friend of mine hit one. Someone cried over you: Yes, my mother. Fallen in love: Yes Watched someone give birth: Yes. Watched someone die: Yes. Been to Canada: Yes Ridden in an ambulance: On a couple of ocassions. Visited Las Vegas: Yes Sang karaoke: No, but I sing in the Jeep all the time. Been downhill skiing: No, and I have no intention of ever strapping waxed boards to my feet so I can careen down a tree filled mountain slope. We all know trees are notoriously slow about getting out of the way... Been water skiing: Yes Ice skating: If clinging to and pulling myself along the rink wall counts, then I have. Surfing: Oh hell yeah!! Ridden on a motorcycle: You bet your seat ass I have. Ridden on a horse: Yes Almost died: Yes Been punched: I was an 16-4 as an amateur welterweight boxer.  Ridden in the back of a police car: Yep... the view sucks, there’s no music and the A/C sucks. Broken someone’s heart: Yes. Hit rock bottom: No. Performed in front of a huge crowd: Yes Broken a bone: Tryin to think of one I haven’t... Made a dream come true: I’ve made a few folks real happy but I don’t know about the makin a dream come true.