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caliburn-the-sword · 1 year

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other than the entire adultery plotline, the only thing i would retcon in the entire season 1 of ouat is the fairies are cursed to become nuns in storybrooke. WHAT EVEN WAS THAT??? so many characters became their exact opposites, so why was blue the exact same stuffy woman both as a fairy and in storybrooke? in my mind, the fairies became a giant lesbian commune (so essentially what they already were in the enchanted forest) living on the outskirts of town. and because storybrooke shouldn't have any contact with the outside world, the fairies collectively own a farm that sources most of the food for all of storybrooke. when the curse broke they were like hey actually this is pretty good. and kept being a giant lesbian commune.

#ouat #once upon a time #ouat season 1 #seriously why would regina make them devoted to a religion that doesn't/shouldn't even exist in her realm??#i always thought it was SO random and out of place #anyway other random minor headcanons i associate with this:#when emma was briefly homeless in between getting kicked out of granny's and moving in with snow #the lesbian farmer commune would have reached out and housed her so she wouldn't be sleeping in her car no questions asked #regina obviously has trauma with horses but she still would have sent henry over to the lesbian farmer commune #to replicate summer camp for him within storybrooke and let him learn the value of Hard Work and whatever because she IS a good mum #ruby would have been very good friends with them cause she would probably have to do pickup of their deliveries #and would strongly consider moving in with them whenever she had a big fight with her granny #david is their favourite cishet white guy in canon. otherwise it's just wlw mlm solidarity #btw the disney abc explanation for it would've been that they're feminist celibates #which would get retconned in season 5 when ruby was revealed to be queer #also in this perfect world. mulan came to storybrooke WITH the merry men. and then she joined the lesbian commune #ideally WITH aurora but idc. all the fairies would have loved to see mulan toss haybales (even if they all could do it)#mary margaret would have been blissfully unaware of the fact it's a lesbian commune #so after her relationship problems with david in season 1 she considers joining #and comedically. emma spends the entire rest of season 1 thinking that david was so bad he turned mary margaret gay #and is not corrected until surprise!! they're both her parents

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