#maria is queen of the 'but he's done nothing wrong :c' camp and fenris is king of the 'That Hound is a Criminal' camp
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For the OC ship asks!π
Their pet has caused destruction. Who puts the pet in jail? Who defends the pet? and
Who gives off "they said no pickles" energy?
Thank you for asking, Mer! π
Ooooh!
Puts pet in jail: Emma, Elowen, Zevran, Fenris
Defends pet: Arianwen, Maria, Cullen
Whose pet is this? I've never seen it before, but it doesn't seem like it's really bothering anybody. Anyways, let's get out of here and do something more fun :) : Salshira
They Said No Pickles energy:
Arianwen: Once a person is Hers, she would (abrasively, likely without much actual talking) defend them from any inconvenience, pickles included.
Emmaera: Emma is of the "you paid for a thing, there is no reason to accept a thing you didn't paid for. Politely tell them this isn't the right thing" camp. And since Cullen would absolutely insist on not inconveniencing someone else over something as silly as personal preference, she is perfectly happy to give that speech (politely!) to whoever accidentally put pickles on his sandwich.
Maria would swap sandwiches while Fenris was distracted (so he could have the one without pickles) and Salshira would gaslight someone into thinking she was the one who asked for no pickles (easy mistake to make! No pickles is almost exactly the same word as pickles c:) (she leaves the cashier thinking they are best friends and also gets free milkshakes).
#ask response#ask game response#i make emma sound like the Normal one but. you know. she also thought the best possible life path for her after Everything was#killing people in the sewers so uh.#there's that#cullen and elowen trade off Nobly Suffering and maybe aren't the most keyed in to the pickles thing#elowen lavellan#emmaera lavellan#salshira lavellan#arianwen tabris#maria hawke#maria is queen of the 'but he's done nothing wrong :c' camp and fenris is king of the 'That Hound is a Criminal' camp#poor Miser is probably wearing like. A very silly jester cap and is sadly sent to the corner to think about what he's done#(Maria sneaks him a bone later for his pains) (Fenris does not sneak him a bone but he does spend ten minutes petting him on the way out#so he knows he's forgiven)#(Maria dresses up her dog for her own entertainment when she's bored. everyone- Miser included - prefers this to#the other activities she gets up to when she's bored)
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