#man loves to feel clean

[synodicsoma]

You think anyone has called Stanley "Stankley" before? If not I'm so having it be a nickname bestowed by Crampelter and his goons. Simple and yet, effective. Feel like Mabel would jokingly use it to get Stan to shower/bathe and he's unbothered by it in his age because in the moment he prob does reek if his great grand niece is chiding him about it. "Stankford" is one Mabel made to match "Stankley".

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[dustbunsinspace]

Part of 🟢 Leo gets Overwhelmed au🟢

Aah, I’m so happy I made it in in time! 💙✨ Merry Christmas, tumblr nation! Here’s a little comic about 03 Usagi and Leo going so see the Rockefeller tree after the events of the Christmas Aliens episode.

Little post about events earlier that night

Also this is literally how maskless Leo looks to me, he’s so moomincore ;

[lemon-wedges]

Some process gifs of my paintings this year!

[horrorshowcliche]

so is nobody gonna talk about how kurt has now cannonically gone to furry parties

[martyryo]

drawing made with the reference I searched up on the computer inside my headspace

[phasewashere]

i need to write vdm

[taegularities]

some men are textbook villains fr

[lycorisicecream]

Another experiment but I'll be tagging it this time since it's Dandy's World art (if you don't know Rox was fired so I've been playing it again and feel comfortable drawing stuff for it again, Qwel appears to have been heavily manipulated by him going off of her messages she's said in the BlushCrunch server about the situation)

[adashulaz]

I named the Pianist Herod because it means song of the hero and thought it fits(yes I googled names that had something to do with music)

Herod watched as Steb went through the crates, the fear of being caught was slowly creeping up his throat. It isn't helping that Steb was throwing different jars to the side carelessly. Herod held back a cringe when he heard one crack, they were going to be caught and then get in trouble for it. Herod froze when he heard a door open, he glanced at Steb before turning to the door and walking towards it.

“Commander!” He greeted, he could still hear Steb tossing jars faintly. Commander Kiramman stared at him, a brow raised as her girlfriend soon walked up behind her. Herod saw a slight look of amusement on her face. “Someone said they saw two people walk in here, two regular enforcers.” The woman spoke, her tone light. Commander Kiramman seemed more inconvenienced than amused.

That's when a loud crash could be heard. Herod looked back at the source for a second before rushing towards it, Commander Kiramman and her girlfriend close behind. Steb was standing a few feet away from a fallen crate, its contents on the floor as he simply nudged the closest thing to him with his foot. “Steb what the hell happened?” Herod let out a small sigh of relief, Steb seemed irked at the spilled contents before looking at him.

《It fell, you should tell the shippers to make their crates more stable.》 Steb moved his hands quickly before returning to his search. Herod wanted to tell Steb to stop for a moment, their Commander was right there but he didn't seem to care. Herod glanced at Commander Kiramman to see her look slightly relieved. “Maybe you should just be more careful Steb.” Her voice was slightly firm but held a teasing tone, like she was talking to a friend. It confused him but he kept his confusion to himself, Steb only ever mentioned being friends with Vi, Kirammans girlfriend, not Kiramman herself.

Steb only gave a dismissive wave of his hand, tossing different things to the side carelessly. Herod only watched as Stebs ears went down a bit, his facial fins fluttering a bit. The other was getting agitated due to being unable to find what he was looking for. “How about you take a break?” Herod took a few steps closer to him. Steb only let out a noise of agitation.

Herod tensed when he felt a heavy hand on his shoulder, he glanced at the person to see Vi squeezing his shoulder. She was holding him in place while Steb continued with his task. Herod only shrugged her hand off, he didn't want her to touch him. It was nothing against her, he just didn't like when someone he barely knew touched him. “You should listen to your boyfriend, you'll just get more agitated if you keep going.” Vi’s voice was soft, like she was talking to someone much younger than her. Stebs ears twitched a bit as he turned to look at her, his facial fins were flared and twitched a bit.

《Go eat your girlfriend out.》 He turned away from them, simply moving between the crates and opening a new one. Herod saw how both Kiramman and Vi seemed flustered and irked. “I'm just trying to help.” Steb only let out a noise that was a mix of a groan and a hiss. A noise that Herod quickly learned meant Steb was willing to get physical if pressed any further.

Herod gently nudged her, trying to get her to stop. Steb almost ripped out someone's throat because they kept irritating him so he knows Steb will make the same attempt to Vi, friendship be damned. Vi seemed to catch on because she shook her head and went back to Kirammans side, throwing her arm around the girl. Herod watched as Steb tossed thing after thing, cringing every time he heard something crack. Steb didn't seem to care, only getting more and more agitated when he didn't find the thing he wanted. Herod couldn't help but let out a small sigh, ready to pull Steb away from the crates.

“Finally!” Stebs voice broke the silence. He turned towards them, his features seemed softer with his joy. Stebs ears were up, his facial fins fluttering as he let out a noise that was a mix of a coo and squeal. Herod smiled a bit when Steb held up a jar filled to the brim with a mix of different herbs. Herod couldn't help but smile as Steb continued making his noise of joy as he held the jar of herbs. “You found it.” Steb walked over to Herod, the jar in both hands. Herod could see the webbing on Stebs hands, it covered some of the herbs.

Steb grabbed his elbow and headed for the door, leaving Vi and Kiramman with the mess. “Shouldn't we help clean up?” Herod didn't mind getting out of cleaning but he also didn't want to get in trouble. Steb only glanced at him, his excitement still evident on his face. “No.” Steb only quickened his pace, dragging Herod along.

Herod couldn't help but smile at the action, Steb continuing his noise of joy at the jar of herbs. It made his heart swell, he adored all of Steb and hearing all of the noises he made to express how he felt. Herod felt lucky to be able to hear those noises so easily.

[cent-scratchnsniff]

almost forgot about this. made as soon as i finished reading day 48 and booted down my laptop . good god. not quite sure what happened with this. it was something to the effect of 'oh. god he really loved didn't he.' in full force AGAIN. the parts of banging on the door, doors in general, just carmen as a whole other thing, the yelling, the want to die to sink to be forgotten. yeah. that was a trip. carmen... i know you meant well with your words but he took it LITERALLY......

[mezzmerizd]

Oh my fucking god i just realised that if i switch to a new phone literally ALL of my writing will be gone,,,

^^^ uses samsung notes like a goddamn lunatic

[brionnnne]

"Chainsaw Man is ugly". Yeah, I think that's kind of the point, actually. Hell, I think the griminess, the ugliness of it, is actually what adds substance and character and feeling. Like. Whatever. You don't like it. You think it's ugly. Fine. Okay. What I can't really understand is... Why is that a bad thing?

[ecowgirl]

idk if anyone has actually been following this saga but huge absolutely major update

[dunkinbublin]

some messy sketches to get back in the swing of things

[dishesoap]

does anyone have recommendations for fictional media that has like. actual lesbians in it. not like supergirl Two White Skinny Girls, One Blonde and One Brunette Kiss media, or "its implied lesbianism!!!" but just regular fucking lesbians